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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
5 buxx gets you 3 months of

Mockbusters, geezer teasers, straight to video tier garbage. And that’s just the stuff netflix, Disney, Hulu, quibi and paramount+ removed

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Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Add I Spit On Your Grave and Redo Of Healer on there or no deal.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

It's not for tax write offs, you can only do that if you never aired the product.

It's to cut licensing fees to the production companies and residuals to cast and crew, particularly the writers and actors during the strike.

Its also for taxes, because it doesn't count as an "asset" anymore if it doesnt exist anywhere.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
And the larger these companies get, the more art and culture become "assets" to be destroyed for government discounts.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Sourdough Sam posted:

And the larger these companies get, the more art and culture become "assets" to be destroyed for government discounts.

Beware, soon this will include YOU dear reader!!!!

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Sourdough Sam posted:

And the larger these companies get, the more art and culture become "assets" to be destroyed for government discounts.

Yeah I mean it shouldnt be legal. But they are doing it until they cant anymore

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Crazy that we're just moving back into network TV from the 80s, where either you somebody with specialized equipment who recorded it or you watched it in the small window that it was available.

They could bring this stuff back to the service, though, and call it "reruns".

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Isn’t this basically what Tubi is?

Tubi fuckin' rules. It's full of genuinely excellent old films who's ownership rights are expired and runs the gamut all the way to total loving poo poo that is several notches below straight to dvd. Like, home movie level stuff. It's the last streaming service that's actually more fun to browse than it is to watch stuff on and that's a compliment.

Also, it's crazy that, of all these lovely services, somehow Amazon Prime seems to be the least cynically run. That is loving amazing.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Snowman_McK posted:

Tubi fuckin' rules. It's full of genuinely excellent old films who's ownership rights are expired and runs the gamut all the way to total loving poo poo that is several notches below straight to dvd. Like, home movie level stuff. It's the last streaming service that's actually more fun to browse than it is to watch stuff on and that's a compliment.

Also, it's crazy that, of all these lovely services, somehow Amazon Prime seems to be the least cynically run. That is loving amazing.

Tubi has the entire Josh Kirby Time Warrior series so I was finally able to see the sixth episode after 20 years. A+ service

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I would pay more to get ad-free Tubi than I pay for all my other streaming services combined.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Snowman_McK posted:

Also, it's crazy that, of all these lovely services, somehow Amazon Prime seems to be the least cynically run.

Unless they have an option to just show me every movie they have in a sortable list then they're cynically run.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i think Plex and Roku have some bargain bin stuff but I haven't paid attention to whatever they put up there

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Phanatic posted:

Unless they have an option to just show me every movie they have in a sortable list then they're cynically run.

At least when I browse through some category there, it doesn't just, like, stop or take me to the beginning.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

feedmyleg posted:

I would pay more to get ad-free Tubi than I pay for all my other streaming services combined.

That would go against the whole point of Tubi, though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I don't there's anything cynical about Amazon Prime streaming because they just put anything on there. It's like the place to discover things on Neil Breen's level of production.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Amazon Prime's set up is not so much cynical as incredibly lazy.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

dr_rat posted:

Beware, soon this will include YOU dear reader!!!!

We're pretty much well past the point where anything not making a billionaire more money RIGHT NOW is considered a liability to be removed, and people's basic needs are often included among them. Look at how there's literally no options available in the US for cheap cars anymore.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Ghost Leviathan posted:

We're pretty much well past the point where anything not making a billionaire more money RIGHT NOW is considered a liability to be removed, and people's basic needs are often included among them. Look at how there's literally no options available in the US for cheap cars anymore.

This is still some bullshit. I paid 12k for my car back in 2018. The same model with around the same mileage is no closer to 18k. We want to replace my partners car but the only thing we can afford is something that's pretty much the same age and miles

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the only way elon is writing off kids on his taxes is if he acknowledges a dependent

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

Feldegast42 posted:

Also Narnia is hella Christian and if you want to adapt that side of it (and honestly you kind of need to for a proper adaptation) you have to have people that at the very least won't immediately turn it into Evangelical propaganda

Hard disagree, give it to the God’s Not Dead guys with a 9 digit budget and let them cook.

Sanding off the Christian stuff just leads to the opposite problem the Golden Compass has and leave you with a film a lot more boring than it should be. Let them double down.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Her Dryer posted:

Hard disagree, give it to the God’s Not Dead guys with a 9 digit budget and let them cook.

Sanding off the Christian stuff just leads to the opposite problem the Golden Compass has and leave you with a film a lot more boring than it should be. Let them double down.

People went/still go apeshit over Zack Snyder's use of Christian imagery, unleash him upon Narnia and watch the fury unfold.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Snowman_McK posted:

Tubi fuckin' rules. It's full of genuinely excellent old films who's ownership rights are expired and runs the gamut all the way to total loving poo poo that is several notches below straight to dvd. Like, home movie level stuff. It's the last streaming service that's actually more fun to browse than it is to watch stuff on and that's a compliment.

Also, it's crazy that, of all these lovely services, somehow Amazon Prime seems to be the least cynically run. That is loving amazing.

Apparently the pilot of Wheel of Time had 10,000 notes by Amazon producers. They have like policies that state you need an action scene within the first min of a new show, cliffhangers, etc doodled out by software execs who have no experience with being creative.

I mean that being seen as creative freedom just shows how poo poo they're competitors are, who are mostly private equity monsters

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Maxwell Lord posted:

Amazon Prime's set up is not so much cynical as incredibly lazy.

Reminds me of what Frank Zappa said about recording execs in the 50s and 60s. People who had no exp with music so greenlit whatever musicians could convince would be popular instead of trying to affix their notion of what "good music" is due to being fans.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Amazon sucks for not continuing Alpha House

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

FlamingLiberal posted:

Amazon sucks for not continuing Alpha House

The Tick, you mean

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

ALFbrot posted:

The Tick, you mean

The Tick was insanely expensive, it was one of the most expensive shows to make of all time, so it was actually understandable about why it was cancelled.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Shageletic posted:

Apparently the pilot of Wheel of Time had 10,000 notes by Amazon producers. They have like policies that state you need an action scene within the first min of a new show, cliffhangers, etc doodled out by software execs who have no experience with being creative.

I mean that being seen as creative freedom just shows how poo poo they're competitors are, who are mostly private equity monsters

Oh, I meant purely in terms of their catalogue. There's tons of great poo poo on there that no one could care about, that an algorithmic approach like Disney's or Netflix's would have memory holed years ago, but that Amazon just leaves there. Masses of old kung fu movies, forgettable but kind of interesting 90s thrillers, zero budget sci fi films, classic westerns.

I have no doubt that working on their mega budget shows is as miserable an experience as it is everywhere else. There's some comparable horror stories from their lord of the rings show.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The Tick was insanely expensive, it was one of the most expensive shows to make of all time, so it was actually understandable about why it was cancelled.

Yeah but I wanted to see more of it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1676363571033411584?s=20

https://twitter.com/ATafoyovsky/status/1676491748602974209?s=20

gently caress this movie and gently caress jim caveziel

and gently caress mira sorvino for being in it

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
https://bloodyelbow.com/2021/07/29/operation-underground-railroad-qanon-adjacent-charity-boosted-ufc-broadcast-mma-news/

Info on the org the guy started. Fun fact they have contributed to child trafficking by offering money to entice people to start trafficking.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
A friend from college posted something about seeing that movie in the theater and it being an extremely moving experience, and how sad it is that it's all definitely true and that there are more victims of sex trafficking being held as slaves in America today than there were slaves in America pre-civil war (there definitely aren't).

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Isn't that kind of a recurring thing with Qanon, where the statistics are so ludicrously high (like 1 in 10 children getting kidnapped) that they should be immediately noticeable in everyday life

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
How do we make the purge movies even more tryhard? I know

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1677320176113426437

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I liked Caviezel’s acting in The Count of Monte Cristo and Person of Interest. Too bad he seems to get exponentially more insane with every passing year.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Casimir Radon posted:

I liked Caviezel’s acting in The Count of Monte Cristo and Person of Interest. Too bad he seems to get exponentially more insane with every passing year.

It's, like, not even the interesting Kinski-kind of insanity where you are legitimately captured by the guy's intensity despite knowing what a loving shithead he is. It's just, this guy is a shithead with shithead ideas, the kind of guy who makes me feel sorry I watched any of his movies. He probably thought he was the good guy in the first Escape Plan.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I guess he was good in Passion of the Christ but doing a soulful Jesus impression while the romans go torture porn on your rear end isn't much acting

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Casimir Radon posted:

I liked Caviezel’s acting in The Count of Monte Cristo and Person of Interest. Too bad he seems to get exponentially more insane with every passing year.

Wasn't he hit by lightning? Twice?

Might explain why he's crazy. Might also explain that he's pure evil and not even God was able to smite him.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Casimir Radon posted:

I liked Caviezel’s acting in The Count of Monte Cristo and Person of Interest. Too bad he seems to get exponentially more insane with every passing year.

He got one of the dogs in Person of Interest fired because he kept attacking it and it would bite him back. They had to replace it with a dog that wouldn't bite when he abused it.

More fun stories like this are in this episode of QanonAnon
https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-143-jim-caviezel-enter-the-cavortex-feat-dave-anthony

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Alan Smithee posted:

How do we make the purge movies even more tryhard? I know

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1677320176113426437

They're not so much try hard as they are just extremely unsubtle in their social commentary. Like yes, the rich are bad, no poo poo Purge series.

That said, still like all of them except the first and last one. The TV series was pretty good too

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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Alan Smithee posted:

How do we make the purge movies even more tryhard? I know

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1677320176113426437

This is the dumbest premise and I have so many questions

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