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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Yeah, no woman punched him in the original trilogy.

Well...at least he didn't rely on members of a minority group.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Selachian posted:

Meanwhile, back in 1951, coal is expensive, and guess whose fault it is?

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(The "Wage Increase" guy is John L. Lewis, then head of the United Mine Workers union.)

This anti-regulatory passthrough argument is a classic, and it never plays well...unless it's presented by a sympathetic proxy. I see it play out pretty frequently, especially with regulations which "will raise the price of food", often as a claim by lower level retailer groups, working in concert with the manufacturer group.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Jul 6, 2023

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: All Hail the Prisoner-in-Chief

:yeeclaw:
rall had a thousand excuses ad a thousand temper tantrums over why he made obama purple. just couldn't do it! his colorist...the website...the colors...just couldn't do it!!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


L. Ron DeSantis posted:

I'm not clear about the thread consensus about Stonetoss and similar poo poo. I know DbD is banned and for specifically being just porn and marital rape apologia. I feel like stuff such as Stonetoss maybe does belong on occasion because like it or not what happens in the alt-right makes it to mainstream quick. At the same time I would spoiler like trans suicide or gas chambers or whatever that guy is doing.

It's awful and I hate looking at it, but you are legally allowed to post it here.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Selachian posted:

Meanwhile, back in 1951, coal is expensive, and guess whose fault it is?

I just want to say, thank you for posting these. My interest in politoons began in my high school history class. where the teacher would often start classes by slapping a handful of historical cartoons related to whatever event we were currently talking about on the overhead projector and discussing them with the class. These really take me back, and I really appreciate them.

With that being said, on to our regularly scheduled (sometimes literally, thanks Branco) shitshow.

A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Chip Bok



John Deering



Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Tom Stiglich

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Time for another round of

Guess 🙌 The 🙌 Topic 🙌🙌🙌

Masks and covid?
Electric cars and climate change?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Skios posted:

Steve Breen



Oh gently caress off.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Microplastics posted:

Time for another round of

Guess 🙌 The 🙌 Topic 🙌🙌🙌

Masks and covid?
Electric cars and climate change?
Someone got bored with explaining to Fishman the entirety of the modern scientific method so he drew some dinosaurs that died out a million years before the asteroid extinction event as some kind of win.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Speaking of dinosaur extinction / the impact I have to come back to this Ramirez.

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



I'm trying really hard to piece this one together but I'm just having trouble.

Firstly, "national debt" is not a discrete event, it's just like... a thing? A thing that exists and continues to exist and is just something we live with. So why is the comet labeled national debt? This is like drawing an explosion and labelling it "money"

But anyway, we know that the comet hit the earth and is widely attributed to the extinction of the dinosaurs. So in this comic, the dinosaurs erroneously think it missed them. So... so they represent stupid liberals who thought the national debt wasn't going to happen, but in fact the national debt did happen and it finished them off? What???

I seem to recall from a book I read recently (The Ends of the Earth) that the current going theory is that the comet impact did a lot of damage on the day yes but the real long term damage was the volcanism on the opposite side of the planet, triggered by the impact, which basically C02ed the gently caress out of the atmosphere over many many years (millenia)

So, ignoring the connection and going with the simplification "Actually the volcanoes did it", then: the national debt did 'happen' but wasn't enough to finish everyone off (ok, I can call that semi-accurate but it's not going to cause damage) but default is still in the wings waiting to happen and will finish everyone off of it does (ok I'll allow that too).

So where does the debt celling come into this? Does this mean allowing more comets will delay the volcanoes? It better not!! I'll cut you!!!

PowerBeard
Sep 4, 2011

Microplastics posted:

Time for another round of

Guess 🙌 The 🙌 Topic 🙌🙌🙌

Masks and covid?
Electric cars and climate change?

It's whatever your smoothbrain audience wants it to be.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Microplastics posted:

Speaking of dinosaur extinction / the impact I have to come back to this Ramirez.

I'm trying really hard to piece this one together but I'm just having trouble.

Firstly, "national debt" is not a discrete event, it's just like... a thing? A thing that exists and continues to exist and is just something we live with. So why is the comet labeled national debt? This is like drawing an explosion and labelling it "money"

But anyway, we know that the comet hit the earth and is widely attributed to the extinction of the dinosaurs. So in this comic, the dinosaurs erroneously think it missed them. So... so they represent stupid liberals who thought the national debt wasn't going to happen, but in fact the national debt did happen and it finished them off? What???

I seem to recall from a book I read recently (The Ends of the Earth) that the current going theory is that the comet impact did a lot of damage on the day yes but the real long term damage was the volcanism on the opposite side of the planet, triggered by the impact, which basically C02ed the gently caress out of the atmosphere over many many years (millenia)

So, ignoring the connection and going with the simplification "Actually the volcanoes did it", then: the national debt did 'happen' but wasn't enough to finish everyone off (ok, I can call that semi-accurate but it's not going to cause damage) but default is still in the wings waiting to happen and will finish everyone off of it does (ok I'll allow that too).

So where does the debt celling come into this? Does this mean allowing more comets will delay the volcanoes? It better not!! I'll cut you!!!
I think the default is supposed to be another meteor that hit but turned out to be tiny, and the national debt is the next meteor that's going to kill us all any day now.

Still a bad metaphor since we didn't default so it should have missed the earth right?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Oh right! I genuinely thought that was supposed to be a simmering volcano.

So the default (which didn't happen) missed them and harmlessly splattered into the ground doing nothing, and national debt is the true threat.

That might be even worse.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Skios posted:


A.F. Branco




I'm the BIDEN TAX FRUAD CASE case.

FreeKillB
May 13, 2009

Microplastics posted:

national debt is the true threat.

It's incisive commentary!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Microplastics posted:

Time for another round of

Guess 🙌 The 🙌 Topic 🙌🙌🙌

Masks and covid?
Electric cars and climate change?

Probably climate change. I think what we're going to see as the effects of it become more and more undeniable is right wingers switching from "climate change isn't real" to "climate change is real, but there's nothing we can do about it".

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Specifically the idea that anything 'green' is going to be 'taxing you more to change the weather'.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Taking all my energy not to get Jeffrey an FBI visit here

Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy
The neat thing about affirmative action is that there are far more people qualified for any given position than there are applicants, and the idea of an exceptional few who outshine the rest is complete bullshit. So not only is it necessary to correct ingrained biases, it will absolutely not hurt us to do so.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Microplastics posted:

Time for another round of

Guess 🙌 The 🙌 Topic 🙌🙌🙌

Masks and covid?
Electric cars and climate change?

No, can't you read:

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Adenoid Dan posted:

The neat thing about affirmative action is that there are far more people qualified for any given position than there are applicants, and the idea of an exceptional few who outshine the rest is complete bullshit. So not only is it necessary to correct ingrained biases, it will absolutely not hurt us to do so.
That single comic really is a pointed encapsulation of the chud mentality that a minority candidate will NEVER be the most qualified, and if anyone is EVER picked over a white guy it's because someone had their thumb on the scale. It's never "I felt she was the best person for the job" or even "I had five equally talented candidates so I picked the one with the least representation in our company to get a more diverse and informed perspective", it's always, always, "well a white guy could do this better but the woke government has forced me to give it to this utterly incompetent minority pick instead".
See also: the endless anecdotes posted online of right wingers getting passed up for a promotion/hire/tuition application for a minority candidate and then inventing a story to tell everyone where the interviewer/admissions officer pulled them aside and breached all ethics and policies by explicitly telling them this was purely an affirmative action thing and then showed them the other person's resume/test scores, which were bad.

Vib Rib fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 6, 2023

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

It happens, before he became a cartoonist Scott Adams was pulled aside by multiple bosses and HR directors and told he would never get promoted because he is a white male and the company is racist and sexist and heterophobic, and then they laughed and said telling white men this to their face is the best part of the policy because no one will believe this conversion happened and he will have no evidence if he tries to sue.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Adenoid Dan posted:

The neat thing about affirmative action is that there are far more people qualified for any given position than there are applicants, and the idea of an exceptional few who outshine the rest is complete bullshit. So not only is it necessary to correct ingrained biases, it will absolutely not hurt us to do so.

Uh, well, actually, I, the protagonist of the universe, am the most qualified candidate for any position I want, and everyone else is an undeserving incompetent boob.

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Kellies Nominations: Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism), Worst Overall

Man, that Affirmative Action ruling really brought out the worst in some of these cartoonists.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
I guess it isn't as common of knowledge as I thought that rich people just normally carry cocaine on them. It sure the poo poo is common knowledge amongst rich people. So yes, the coke they found at the White House actually is hard to find the source of.

Razor Jacksuit
Mar 31, 2007

VEES RULE #1




Cancel culture has gone too far! Can't even declare an entire race inferior and fit for enslavement any more!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Cancel culture has gone too far! Can't even declare an entire race inferior and fit for enslavement any more!

Yeah, I notice that Stantis didn't say exactly what he'd be "cancelled" for.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Wasn’t MacArthur fired because he wanted to nuke Korea or something similarly unhinged?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Cancel culture has gone too far! Can't even declare an entire race inferior and fit for enslavement any more!

Can't even rape your slaves and then enslave your own children these days, smdh.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pants Donkey posted:

Wasn’t MacArthur fired because he wanted to nuke Korea or something similarly unhinged?

Nah, it was because he was publicly making statements of policy without the authorization of the President, and many think he was trying to provoke direct war with China.

Harry S. Truman posted:

I fired him because he wouldn't respect the authority of the President. I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was, but that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Pants Donkey posted:

Wasn’t MacArthur fired because he wanted to nuke Korea or something similarly unhinged?

Sort of, officially MacArthur was "relieved from duty" because the president wanted to and held the authority to do so as commander in chief, with it unofficially being "he's insubordinate, but we can't publicly say that because it's a military charge and he'd demand a court martial that he might have actually won.

He also wanted to start a nuclear war with China during the Korean war, yes but that kinda a different issue altogether .

From an interview that didn't actually get publicly released until after his death


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Of all the campaigns of my life, 20 major ones to be exact, [Korea was] the one I felt most sure of was the one I was deprived of waging. I could have won the war in Korea in a maximum of 10 days.... I would have dropped between 30 and 50 atomic bombs on his air bases and other depots strung across the neck of Manchuria.... It was my plan as our amphibious forces moved south to spread behind us—from the Sea of Japan to the Yellow Sea—a belt of radioactive cobalt. It could have been spread from wagons, carts, trucks and planes.... For at least 60 years there could have been no land invasion of Korea from the north. The enemy could not have marched across that radiated belt.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Yeah, it wasn’t until after the war that MacArthur made public his plan to nuke Korea and make parts of it completely uninhabitable. https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/d...%20the%20USSR).

MacArthur’s main problem was that he kept expanding the targets he wanted to bomb despite repeated warnings from the White House to cut it out lest he drag the Soviet Union into the war, to which MacArthur tried to say “gently caress you I do what I want” until the President called him home to fire him.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Razor Jacksuit posted:

Cancel culture has gone too far! Can't even declare an entire race inferior and fit for enslavement any more!
States' rights to do what, motherfucker? Yeah, they would cancel him for no reason in particular.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Cancel culture has gone too far! Can't even declare an entire race inferior and fit for enslavement any more!

Well, at least now you have to go through a few hoops with the justice system.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Stultus Maximus posted:

Nah, it was because he was publicly making statements of policy without the authorization of the President, and many think he was trying to provoke direct war with China.

Lol i dig this guy up, i wanna vote for him

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Tony Blair and the NHS – Former prime minister urges expanded role for private sector as NHS turns 75"

Telegraph:

Joe Biden pushes for Ursula von der Leyen to be Nato chief

Independent:


Times:

King’s Scottish coronation: Charles is presented with Honours of Scotland in Edinburgh

Evening Standard:

Meta’s new app Threads has 10 million join in seven hours; Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One review: Tom Cruise has pulled off another miracle

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Wilcox:


Lethbridge;


Spooner:

I assume this is about the energy minister Chris Bowen saying in an interview that struggling households can save on energy costs by installing wind turbines solar panels and not considering the installation costs. But it's Spooner so it could just be "wind turbines I hate them".

NotPerfect
Sep 29, 2021
This just in, the private sector is now woke.


This would not have happened if she had a gun.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

NotPerfect posted:

This just in, the private sector is now woke.
Isn't that unironically where the furthest right cartoonists are at now, since the (conspiracy version of) BlackRock boardroom diversity press release?

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DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Special Nomination: The Michael P. Ramirez award for “It’s Incisive Commentary!”


Am I understanding this correctly that they support single payer healthcare as long as we stay away from those other communisms?

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