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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Buddy, they don't even let ME gently caress Karl Lagerfeld.

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Scratch Monkey posted:

I sleep in a racecar evets, do you?

I sleep in a deb gib with my efiw

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Beve Stuscemi posted:

I sleep in a deb gib with my efiw

I also sleep in a deb gib with this guy's efiw

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Madam, I'm Adam.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




No lemons, no melon

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Amphigory posted:

A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

No, no this isn't a palindrome at all.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Keep the chonge.



This is my favorite skit from my favorite episode of theirs. Thank you so much for reminding me of that :)

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Amphigory posted:

A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

Only fashion people would think this is a burn.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Thank you

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Amphigory posted:

A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

This here is the lamest insult, for any future historians going through the hard drives in the nuclear ruins. Remember this and how mid we believed this to be. This is not an insult of honor.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Cargo shorts are more of a winter style. For the summer, it's jorts

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

kazil posted:

No, no this isn't a palindrome at all.

Radar? Racecar radar?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Amphigory posted:

A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

Yeah you're right, his website instead sells "bum bags", cutoff jorts, knockoff Comfies, and gym shorts

His budget line also sells cargo shorts (zip up!) and flannel

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020



Pictured: Something unfashionable Americans would never wear (unless you look at every walmart and vape shop that has ever existed)

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Are his legs okay

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

No one's legs are ok

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
his legs are OK! get him!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Zetsubou-san posted:

his legs are OK! get him!

No, please, today was leg day

https://i.imgur.com/SfpYRmq.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Quick someone fix that abomination of a haircut while he’s immobile

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I once competed in a 500-lunges thing (it took me more than an hour) and felt like that for three weeks.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

More EYE memes please

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010

looks like that guy could use some brouzouf

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

More EYE memes please
gotchu


root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Amphigory posted:

A lot of "tell me you're an unfashionable American in as few words as possible" in the last page

He didn't make flannel shirts, fanny packs and cargo shorts, he won't have been on your radars

no. stop. he had a family.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Trabant posted:

No, please, today was leg day

https://i.imgur.com/SfpYRmq.mp4

If you're covered in sweat, don't sit on fabric-upholstered furniture! You goddamn barbarian!

I bet he has to order Febreeze in bulk just as much as he does protein shakes.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
What's a protein shake? Is it what his thighs are doing?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Eurovision song lyrics are getting more and more oblique.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah you're right, his website instead sells "bum bags", cutoff jorts, knockoff Comfies, and gym shorts

His budget line also sells cargo shorts (zip up!) and flannel

A red blooded Yankee wouldn't be seen dead in any of that poo poo (for those prices) and you know it

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Amphigory posted:

A red blooded Yankee wouldn't be seen dead in any of that poo poo (for those prices) and you know it

Yankees wear pinstripes, duh

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Lol they sell it at Dillard's at the mall here in Kentucky

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Not the NHL. You don’t change the Stanley Cup, it’s tons of fun already.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Pure Michigan

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

thats the good stuff

people that don't like EYE are dirty double jians

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