Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Please don't print that I'm mad. Awful snipes is like my god given talent. Unbelievable.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:06 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 23:11 |
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Halisnacks posted:I can’t imagine there is a lawsuit that Meta’s legal team is better prepared for than “defend against accusation we ripped off another tech company’s product”. That, and their patent portfolio likely contains hundreds of entries they could weaponize against twitter. There's a reason these big tech firms rarely sue eachother.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:06 |
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Does he think people actually like Zuckerberg and this will turn them off to him? They hate him, Elon, but they hate you more.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:07 |
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lol Elon Musk committed public suicide
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:08 |
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Didn’t they make an entire movie about what a piece of poo poo Zuck was during the start of Facebook?
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:08 |
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Man wait till he finds out about this little unknown expose on Zuckerberg, I think it’s called “The Social Network” and it’s a doozy. I think the Fight Club guy made it!
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:09 |
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does threads work without an app? i don't have a facebook or insta account anymore so not sure if it's accessible from there, but when i go to threads.net it's just a qr code with an ugly animated background.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:10 |
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kazil posted:Here's a copy of the letter Twitter sent just a more and more unhinged and paranoid Musk screaming about everyone scraping his precious data really makes you lol
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:10 |
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Halisnacks posted:I can’t imagine there is a lawsuit that Meta’s legal team is better prepared for than “defend against accusation we ripped off another tech company’s product”. Well, that and the whole loving idea of Threads is "it's Instagram, but words. You don't need to post a picture" isn't exactly novel or secret.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:10 |
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Just goes to show that Elon didn't go extreme hardcore enough, if he had made Twitter unviewable months ago then Meta would have never been able to copy their ideas.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:12 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Well, that and the whole loving idea of Threads is "it's Instagram, but words. You don't need to post a picture" isn't exactly novel or secret. also there's nothing twitter invented. its a place for posting. we were already posting here before twitter existed. posting text on the internet, sharing someone else's post, responding to people's posts, posting images and video etc. all that stuff already existed in tons of places all over the internet for decades before twitter came into being. the only "unique" thing about it was the very short character limit that it had until recently, but since most forums had character limits already (just much larger ones) i don't think that could be touted as a unique feature either.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:15 |
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Earwicker posted:also there's nothing twitter invented. its a place for posting. we were already posting here before twitter existed. posting text on the internet, sharing someone else's post, responding to people's posts, posting images and video etc. all that stuff already existed in tons of places all over the internet for decades before twitter came into being. the only "unique" thing about it was the very short character limit that it had until recently, but since most forums had character limits already (just much larger ones) i don't think that could be touted as a unique feature either. We were posting here long before twitter and friends showed up and we'll be posting here long after they successfully cause a fascistic takeover in the west
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:21 |
jokes posted:We were posting here long before twitter and friends showed up and we'll be posting here long after they successfully cause a fascistic takeover in the west This site gonna be the bastion of the resistance one of these days
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:22 |
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"trade secrets" lmao
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:28 |
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im in ur base scraping ur dudes
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:33 |
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Why does everyone just assume twitter or reddit "own" the words people have posted on them? twitter without the content creators (aka posters) is nothing same with reddit Tech is full of the biggest weenies in the world lmao
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:35 |
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How incredible is it, that social profile is literally a game where Zuckerberg, of all people, can come out looking like a pro poster, just by not even bothering. Like, zuck has him on the figurative ropes and he's done nothing but make a lovely competing app.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:37 |
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Can wait for him to mortal Kombat Elon in the ring - spine removal animation and everything
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:38 |
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Why would Meta want Twitter's trade secrets? As far as I can tell their backend infrastructure is just two Nazis furiously jacking off onto a sever rack in a closet wearing blindfolds so that it isn't a gay thing. Beyond that, it's probably just a bunch of internal emails from Elon telling engineers to figure out how to hide HTML from scrapers.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:40 |
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i know i’m a stupid idiot but that smells like a fake
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:42 |
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lifetime supply of Pocky posted:i know i’m a stupid idiot but that smells like a fake yeah it's fake, the affair wasn't last year it was in 2021
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:44 |
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greatBigJerk posted:Why would Meta want Twitter's trade secrets? yeah but that was supposed to be secret. It's only not gay if it's a secret dammit
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:47 |
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nm
kazil fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jul 6, 2023 |
# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:52 |
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While Elon is very much not mad about threads, I think it's important to point out that Jack is also very not mad.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:59 |
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Ah, there it is. https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1677037981671227392 I would love to see Twitter's response to this to be "gently caress off." Like, literally, not legalese. Maybe "gently caress off, Elon. Love, Zuck" specifically. I would also accept "bring it on, mama's boy." He'd *like* to apologize, but he won't. He also won't pay severance, or even send a rep to arbitration. MSB3000 posted:If I owned Twitter and could make insane decrees to my legion of coders, I'd implement a system where you can spend money to vandalize other profiles: change their profile images, their display name, even add or remove frivolous badges. $10 for every change. Nah, that's stupid. It'd never work. What kind of fool would pay $10? Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Zuckerberg could win this by stating 'we're not like Twitter, we're actually up for two days now.' God, I want poo poo like this. I want Zuck to be human for a while and just slap the gently caress out of Musk. Just dis him and Twitter proper for like a week and watch Elon melt down (more).
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:00 |
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Elon needs some intervention for his social media addiction.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:03 |
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I hope we see Elon really melt down and commit to an actual fight in a tweet.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:05 |
How much could a red text cost Michael? Ten dollars?
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:05 |
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Darchangel posted:I would love to see Twitter's response to this to be "gently caress off." Like, literally, not legalese. I prefer quote:Dear Mr. Musk:
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:13 |
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kazil posted:While Elon is very much not mad about threads, I think it's important to point out that Jack is also very not mad.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:13 |
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KakerMix posted:Why does everyone just assume twitter or reddit "own" the words people have posted on them? There is no assumption, they own any words you post on them.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:13 |
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Reminder that ex wife Talulah Riley is most likely the puppet master that got Elon to buy Twitter:quote:During Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter in October 2022, text exchanges between Musk and Riley were released where she pleaded with him to buy Twitter, asking "Please do something to fight woke-ism. I will do anything to help! xx"
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:18 |
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I will. thank you.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:20 |
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Bad Purchase posted:does threads work without an app? i don't have a facebook or insta account anymore so not sure if it's accessible from there, but when i go to threads.net it's just a qr code with an ugly animated background. It requires an insta account
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:21 |
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John Mirra posted:Talulah Riley yikes! quote:In 2008, Riley began dating Elon Musk; they married in 2010 at Dornoch Cathedral in Scotland. In January 2012, Musk ended their relationship, and sought a divorce in March 2012. In July 2013, Musk and Riley remarried. In a 60 Minutes interview in 2014, the couple stated that they had reconciled and were living together again, along with Musk's five remaining children from his first marriage to writer Justine Musk. On 31 December 2014, Musk filed for divorce a second time although he later withdrew the action. After living separately for six months, Riley filed for a second divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court on 21 March 2016. The divorce was finalised in October 2016.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:23 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It requires an insta account Threads is also only on mobile right now.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:27 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:yikes! I hate to ask, but is that first wife Justine Musk née Justine Musk?
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:33 |
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I am a severely dumb man and it surprises me that billionaire Leno Mucks is noticeably dumber than me.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 00:33 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:yikes! Some happy lawyers is the subtext here.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 01:07 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 23:11 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Elon is about to fall down a spiral of depression the likes of which we've never seen. Since he bought Twitter, folks have been effectively held captive to his batshit insanity as there wasn't a viable alternative. See my earlier prediction of Musk achieving Dark Lord of Ravenloft levels of ironic torment.
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# ? Jul 7, 2023 01:10 |