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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

What does F.A.R.T.S. stand for?

Freeing
Anal
Rectal
Turd
Smells

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

Freeing
Anal
Rectal
Turd
Smells

Hot drat, now we're cooking! I was worried at first, but I DEFINATELY have this covered

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
88° with 85% humidity at 7:40 in the morning :suicide:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

fartknocker posted:

88° with 85% humidity at 7:40 in the morning :suicide:

You're in Florida right? Maybe there's a frozen iguana lying around that you can use an icepack to cool off a bit.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Prof. Crocodile posted:

You're in Florida right? Maybe there's a frozen iguana lying around that you can use an icepack to cool off a bit.

They’re all thawed right now.

Also, I took yesterday off work since I knew I’d be tired after the 4th. Turns out while I was off, my idiot/rear end in a top hat manager decided to make my backup do random bullshit all day rather than her main job or stuff I needed her to do. That pisses us both off, as today we’re staring down 80+ emails already, and again my idiot manager is trying to pull her off to answer unimportant phone calls rather than do the job she’s here for :bang:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

at the food cart pod and this made me think of you guys



love this

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Today I wish to lay in a beautiful field and share cookies with a cute animal
https://i.imgur.com/OjOjN59.mp4

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

88° with 85% humidity at 7:40 in the morning :suicide:

it's like 80% humidity in MI but only 75F, gonna storm this morning/afternoon, hell yeah

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm gonna just post this here. HTH.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Goddamn it's so hot and humid in Osaka. Fuckin' Christ.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm gonna just post this here. HTH.

Bookmark this thread and you'll be rewarded with kittens and raccoons and opposums and TIP's cujte rear end dog and ReelBigLizard stories and Computer Viking facts

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdC1vrwvysU

I'm watching a Marc Rebillet livestream from a month ago, I love this dude. Idk if I'd see him live but his streams are sweet

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I do love me a dog. I'd get one but I'm in a little apartment. Living in Seattle mostly sucked poo poo but my housemate had a big beautiful mutt named Layla. She was a rottweiler and Australian shepherd mix. She put on a big show of protecting the house with vicious sounding barks and biting the air in front of people but if she got close to a stranger and they didn't run she'd turn tail and run. She also would watch people cook and drool everywhere. She also loved butt rubs. I miss petting that pooch. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


https://i.imgur.com/oFjko5n.mp4

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


My first day back at work after a week off. I needed this extra cuteness. Thanks!

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Things I've seen

A man with handfuls of snakes wandering through one of the concerts. Everyone appreciated the snakes very much. I'm unsure if the snakes enjoyed the music.

Ohio pizza revelling in its natural habitat.

Tiddies. All varieties.

Nightime skateboarding. Seemed injury prone from what I saw.

Buttholes. Several varieties.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
ABABAB

all boobs and buttholes are beautiful

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

Today I wish to lay in a beautiful field and share cookies with a cute animal

I can be there in five minutes

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.ebay.com/itm/1345659730...ABk9SR7DjxtOlYg

what do you guys think

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


Those are in fact my slip resistant shoes, yes.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



i am frowning so hard rn bagmo :chloe:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

i am frowning so hard rn bagmo :chloe:

I feel like they might be too powerful??

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Ruby do you have something against America's favorite footwear, Crocs?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
My niece just picked out new crocs and they are bright neon safety yellow. I think she picked them because they were the most hideous

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023

DorkusMalorkus posted:

My niece just picked out new crocs and they are bright neon safety yellow. I think she picked them because they were the most hideous

Is that not how most Croc purchasing choices are decided?

pacerwpg fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 7, 2023

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Hence Lightning McCrocs

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Hmmm, I could wear the lightning crocs to my sister's wedding in like a week, hmmm

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
:devil:: do it
:angel:: do it

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:

Ruby do you have something against America's favorite footwear, Crocs?

they're like someone hollowed out a minion for footwear :mad:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

they're like someone hollowed out a minion for footwear :mad:

Lmao the image of a factory where they hollow out minions and press them into footwear

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

they're like someone hollowed out a minion for footwear :mad:

Good, those little bastards deserve death

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

Lmao the image of a factory where they hollow out minions and press them into footwear

Just like that one episode of futurama

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxKsIBkvRsA

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Thundercat? A trifle!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

Thundercat? A trifle!

Thundercat is good and Dragonball Durag is a funny song with a funny video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ormQQG2UhtQ

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



y'all are never gonna believe this but...

the new indiana jones movie is good :vince:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

y'all are never gonna believe this but...

the new indiana jones movie is good :vince:

what no

I kinda want to get caught up on them, never watched the new ones

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:

what no

I kinda want to get caught up on them, never watched the new ones

actual footage of shia lebouf in the fourth one vvv

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

actual footage of shia lebouf in the fourth one vvv



i wanna beat him up so badly

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I saw the 4th one in the theater (checks wikipedia: 15 years ago :monocle:) and I rememer not completely hating it but also finding it incredibly unnecessary and forgettable

I can only assume the newest one is like that only even more

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