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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

we all doubted his genius

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1677057338660855810

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Just imagine how raw this dudes tongue is from all his Donald trump rear end licking. I’m surprised he has the ability to do the same for Musk.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Zuckerberg finally found his niche, and it's owning a slightly more pathetic billionaire.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
brilliant gambit sir. punching yourself in the balls until you pass out. masterful.

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

The funniest part of the affair story is the his affair partner claims there was no affair and Musk was just helping her with strategies for dealing with her daughter’s autism because of his background and experience at Neuralink.

She should have just copped to the affair because her excuse is much more embarrassing.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


I will forgive like 90% of the evil Zuckerberg unleashed if he puts Musk in a headlock so tight that Musk’s hair plugs fall out

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Bip Roberts posted:

Zuck is basically Scott Steiner

he's petey williams standing next to scott steiner

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

i know everyone loves an underdog, but this is sadly fake. would have been an epic counter checkmate from Mark. so great to see these masters duking it out.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Mr. Musk, sir, your monitor, sir.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

isn’t it standard practice for software developers to do clean room

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

how hard is it to make a twitter anyway. It's just text

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
These forums will outlive threads

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Hell yeah. Elon ftw

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

punished milkman posted:

i know everyone loves an underdog, but this is sadly fake. would have been an epic counter checkmate from Mark. so great to see these masters duking it out.

dangit

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


there’s something about rogan handjob that I find even more distasteful than the mine run of fascist influencer gibberish. I think it’s the transparent insincerity. you can super easily imagine him as a #resistance grifter. He doesn’t believe in anything except getting rich.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!

punished milkman posted:

i know everyone loves an underdog, but this is sadly fake. would have been an epic counter checkmate from Mark. so great to see these masters duking it out.

oh word?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


uhh you’re not supposed to get NEW jobs when I fire you come on guys this is so unfair

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Hell yeah. Elon ftw

Even if it was true they still had work phones and docs from twitter that just shows how incompetent twitter is. Shouldn’t those phone be bricked as soon as they were fired/quit?

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Saltpowered posted:

Even if it was true they still had work phones and docs from twitter that just shows how incompetent twitter is. Shouldn’t those phone be bricked as soon as they were fired/quit?

Hard to do that if you’ve fired the people responsible for managing the process, or if you’re firing so many people HR can’t keep up with the outflux.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Saltpowered posted:

Even if it was true they still had work phones and docs from twitter that just shows how incompetent twitter is. Shouldn’t those phone be bricked as soon as they were fired/quit?

when my last job laid me off they literally had no plan on how i should give back the equipment of theirs i had at my house because i was working remotely and they had evidently not considered it at all

could have kept that poo poo rear end laptop, evidently

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

there’s something about rogan handjob that I find even more distasteful than the mine run of fascist influencer gibberish. I think it’s the transparent insincerity. you can super easily imagine him as a #resistance grifter. He doesn’t believe in anything except getting rich.

at least the rogan apologists around here finally hosed off

"he doesn't actually believe any of that stuff! he's just a really credulous dumb guy! his show is good!"

pathetic

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Sir Tonk posted:

we all doubted his genius
Must admit, doubted him when he called the British diver a pedophile, but the courts vindicated him. The man clearly does his research

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


I'm torn i want to get threads simply to spite musk but then i remembered zuck was told that instagrams policies are killing young adults and his response was awesome more money.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

In Training posted:

how hard is it to make a twitter anyway. It's just text

its impossible unless you have work phone and docs

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

deathbysnusnu posted:

I'm torn i want to get threads simply to spite musk but then i remembered zuck was told that instagrams policies are killing young adults and his response was awesome more money.

https://jogblog.substack.com/p/facebooks-threads-is-so-depressing

quote:

What does Threads feels like?

Threads feels like when a local restaurant you enjoy opens a location in an airport.

It feels like a Twitter alternative you would order from Brookstone.

It feels like if an entire social network was those posts that tell you what successful entrepreneurs do before 6AM.

It feels like watching a Powerpoint from the Brand Research team where they tell you that Pop Tarts is crushing it on social.

It feels like Casual Friday on LinkedIn.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Hell yeah. Elon ftw

Elon is a big fat stinker.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1677326231404965890?t=48gGiR6d4fJObLOrY6hm9g&s=19

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1676998022016954368

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Musk has the brain of a goldfish and didn’t realize people continue to exist even after you fire them. It’s why he wants everyone in office. If he doesn’t see you every 30 minutes he doesn’t remember you at all

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


the milk machine posted:

at least the rogan apologists around here finally hosed off

"he doesn't actually believe any of that stuff! he's just a really credulous dumb guy! his show is good!"

pathetic

different rogan

joe rogan arrived at his right wing beliefs the traditional way: being incredibly stupid and credulous

rogan handley is a fairly transparent fascist grifter who doesn’t believe in anything except wealth

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
I know in the long run it don't matter that Musk is losing money, but gently caress alive it's nice to see his own stupid rear end getting owned by his own stupid rear end.

100% guarantee none of the employees he fired/laid off, had any kind of NDA or non-compete in place as part of their severance. Also guaranteed, they weren't loving happy that dipshit didn't pay them any of their severance he promised. I cannot possibly imagine what a human would do that's been proven time and time again throughout history that if you piss them off enough, they respond in kind.

I know you won't be broke by this but: "HAHAHA, gently caress you Elon."

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



noncompetes are completely unenforceable

gregday
May 23, 2003

triple sulk posted:

noncompetes are completely unenforceable

triple sulk posted:

noncompetes are completely unenforceable

especially in California where they are explicitly not legal

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

triple sulk posted:

noncompetes are completely unenforceable

Foo Diddley posted:

elon stans having a normal one today


The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



lol that cybersmith is still tweeting

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

quote:

In a separate video address to the World Artificial Intelligence Conference in Shanghai on Thursday, Musk forecast the car industry could achieve nearly full self-driving capability later this year.

Lmao this loving guy just can’t stop

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

punished milkman posted:

Lmao this loving guy just can’t stop

he's incredibly shook about having actual competition and it's hilarious. weird how the elon stans aren't saying he went woke by embracing socialism

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



lmao

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
wetwork squads to murder ex-twitter employees. if shadowrun is correct, chummers, 10% of us become orcs and trolls by close of business friday

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