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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

webmeister posted:

okay that was a tough catch for starc
murphy should've caught that

also is it just me or has the camerawork been loving atrocious this series

Double post.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
what a loving catch from smudge

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

that was a very good catch

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

webmeister posted:

what a loving catch from smudge

The difference in the two sides in one moment.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol that cummins bowled that wicket ball from about a foot behind the crease

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
England are infuriating

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Imagine being Murphy, finally getting in the side, and having to bowl to Stokes in this form. Just getting tonked all over the park.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
This would be a good time for Boland imo

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
This is going to be the most closely fought, topsy turvy 5-0 series of all time.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

tarbrush posted:

England are infuriating

after all the garbage they're going to end up almost level

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

tanglewood1420 posted:

This is going to be the most closely fought, topsy turvy 5-0 series of all time.

it reminds me a little bit of the 3-0 one where ian bell or rain saved England in every match

e: actually i think the rain saved aus once and eng once. and there was some miracle anderson performance where he died in the dressing room after as well as all the Ronalding. still

Shogi fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jul 7, 2023

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stick Dom Sibley in at 3 to create a contrast.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
gently caress me

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Perhaps this is not the right time for Murphy

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
i feel bad for todd murphy tbh. should have had him a while back as well

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Fun to watch this

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
oh for fucks sake, neither of these fuckers can even stand up and they're still hitting boundaries

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

tarbrush posted:

Perhaps this is not the right time for Murphy

Bad Vettori.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


One day Stokes is going to hit a 6 and his arm is just going to fly off into the crowd.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're gonna have permanent sub fielders from the start.

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
maybe the entire england team wouldn't have niggly injuries if they hadn't replaced the practice where you actually exercise with driving around a lawn on a cart

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
stokes really is pulling the whole team hey

edit: hmm

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
loving finally

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
We could have fielded Stokes, Wood and a village side.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
finally

but we gave up our lead with poo poo bowling at tailenders

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


tarbrush posted:

We could have fielded Stokes, Wood and a village side.

I mean...

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
sporting of Australia to keep the series technically alive for maybe one more day by donating about 70 runs for no apparent reason

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
I think Cummo gets greedy sometimes. Surely you bowl tailender specialist Starc to Robinson...

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
How important is Robinson? Presumably that's going to make it hard to manage Wood's workload.

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

tarbrush posted:

We could have fielded Stokes, Wood and a village side.

Are you sure you didn't?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Aus are due a big fail innings.

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
Usually a very useful bowler but he’s another one that looked completely unfit from the start. Pace has been down all series. Prob gonna have to bowl Moeen a lot who is very hot and cold and also rusty as gently caress

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Root and Mo just going to eat overs, Stokes clearly can't bowl so it's Woakes, Broad and Wood

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

gay picnic defence posted:

How important is Robinson? Presumably that's going to make it hard to manage Wood's workload.

Yep. And Stokes is obviously too crock to make a difference.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Airstream Driver posted:

Aus are due a big fail innings.

that was the first innings here if it wasnt for Marsh

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Spite alone should keep Broad going for most of the day

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

Airstream Driver posted:

Aus are due a big fail innings.

With a few catches, that was the first innings..

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Yeah. Aus a due a steamroller innings, they've hosed up plenty already

stuart scott
Mar 9, 2007

Stokes barely being able to walk seems like it may become an issue at some point. surely

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
what do we reckon for warner? over 10?

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