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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Valko posted:

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That thing's too doofy to be cursed, it looks like a Muppet alien they'd find living on a trashcan planet on Pigs In Space or something.

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Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Valko posted:

Content:



“We have primordial serpents at home, sweetie”

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Valko posted:

Content:



I hated these things in elden ring

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Valko posted:

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pls don't post my vinegar strokes

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Salacious B Crumb not aging well

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I've heard of pearly teeth but pearly eyes are a new one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Das Boo posted:

I've heard of pearly teeth but pearly eyes are a new one.

Quick, someone give it a pearl necklace!!

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

This is incredibly blessed and needs to be aired on network television

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Das Boo posted:

I've heard of pearly teeth but pearly eyes are a new one.

I honestly thought the same thing. Mammal pupils are black because black absorbs light. Not sure what's going on with this deep sea critter.

Here's another angle:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Stunning Honky posted:

This is incredibly blessed and needs to be aired on network television

To create a groundswell to get rid of the internet?

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1677115697720180742

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


https://youtu.be/ClY_XjoiYXc

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Valko posted:

Not sure what's going on with this deep sea critter.



I found the center of the internet, couldn't stop staring.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

trouser chili posted:

I found the center of the internet, couldn't stop staring.

We've all seen goatse before

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Waffle! posted:

The police will show up at your funeral to try and unlock your phone.

gently caress the police.

Florida, of course posted:

Charles Rose, a professor at Stetson University College of Law, tells the Tampa Bay Times that dead people can’t assert their Fourth Amendment protections because you can’t own property when you’re dead.

One Weird Trick to get free stuff :cop:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


So... slurp juices?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Cocaine Bear posted:

So... slurp juices?

a lotta yall still dont get it

imp holders can transmorph multiple malfeasance tokens on a single imp

so if you have 1 wound imp and 3 malfeasance tokens you can foment 3 new pain shards

Tonight's malfeasance token transmorphing event is essentially a transmorphing event for both Tortured Gifts and Affliction Coins

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
This is just general financial chat 20 years into America's future.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

.

Gravid Topiary fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Jul 9, 2023

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Blue Moonlight posted:

a lotta yall still dont get it

imp holders can transmorph multiple malfeasance tokens on a single imp

so if you have 1 wound imp and 3 malfeasance tokens you can foment 3 new pain shards

Tonight's malfeasance token transmorphing event is essentially a transmorphing event for both Tortured Gifts and Affliction Coins

Jesse, what the gently caress are you talking about?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Blue Moonlight posted:

a lotta yall still dont get it

imp holders can transmorph multiple malfeasance tokens on a single imp

so if you have 1 wound imp and 3 malfeasance tokens you can foment 3 new pain shards

Tonight's malfeasance token transmorphing event is essentially a transmorphing event for both Tortured Gifts and Affliction Coins

video games really needed mean-variance analysis for loot boxes

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Blue Moonlight posted:

a lotta yall still dont get it

imp holders can transmorph multiple malfeasance tokens on a single imp

so if you have 1 wound imp and 3 malfeasance tokens you can foment 3 new pain shards

Tonight's malfeasance token transmorphing event is essentially a transmorphing event for both Tortured Gifts and Affliction Coins

There are cheaper ways to self harm than playing a blizzard game

Gorfob
Feb 10, 2007

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Salacious B Crumb not aging well

:golfclap:



I work with classy people.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/JZzyn8d.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gorfob posted:

:golfclap:



I work with classy people.

I agree, eating chocolate and kettle corn ice cream at work is messy.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Valko posted:

I honestly thought the same thing. Mammal pupils are black because black absorbs light. Not sure what's going on with this deep sea critter.

Mammal pupils are black because pupils are just holes and it's dark inside a eyeball.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

The Moon Monster posted:

Mammal pupils are black because pupils are just holes and it's dark inside a eyeball.

Okay, thanks. I'll admit I'm no biologist, I just came to conclusions.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Thanks, I hate the boob boop snoot

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

id say more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

The Moon Monster posted:

Mammal pupils are black because pupils are just holes and it's dark inside a eyeball.

I'd also guess that eyes that work in near complete darkness reflect the hell out of any light source like so they're lighting up a lot with flash photography

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




We could accomplish this in real life, the only things holding us back are time and cowardice

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Seeing any cartoon character transformed into a flesh & bone being would scare the poo poo out of me.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PainterofCrap posted:

Seeing any cartoon character transformed into a flesh & bone being would scare the poo poo out of me.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Captain Hygiene posted:

We could accomplish this in real life, the only things holding us back are time and cowardice

It's basically how all the "purebred" (inbred) dogs came to be.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Nominally hosed trash

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Valko posted:

Okay, thanks. I'll admit I'm no biologist, I just came to conclusions.

I don't want to hear about your kink

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

Nominally hosed trash

Don’t sign your posts

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Smik
Mar 18, 2014


Clams and scallops wore it better.

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necroid
May 14, 2009


I've seen a couple of these vids pop up before and the expectation was always "oh cool let's see how it turns out, if they went through all this effort it must be good"

they always suck and look like poo poo lol

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