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Alan Smithee posted:
 Watermelon catapult fail (Tagging and spoilering to stick to thread rules but I think most of us would have seen this before - Great Race contestant gets struck in the head by a rebounding watermelon she's attempting to launch by catapult in one one of the challenges. Is "ok" afterwards) Edit: Jesus... imagine getting sniped with a watermelon....
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Jul 9, 2023 10:48
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Starsfan posted:do not thread ban the catpetter, his posting in CSPAM will only intensify if he has no other outlets can we do the opposite of threadban him from there he's your problem now
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Jul 9, 2023 11:01
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Cable Guy posted:Great Race contestant gets struck in the head by a rebounding watermelon she's attempting to launch by catapult in one one of the challenges. Is "ok" afterwards)
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Jul 9, 2023 11:15
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Slugworth posted:Ok?!? Her head was turned into a fine pink mist!! This was going to be wagner's new execution method
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Jul 9, 2023 11:18
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commander: "we are going to throw these watermelons at the enemy as a threat to them and NATO" conscript: "can't we just eat them? We are hungry and thirsty" commander: "no"
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Jul 9, 2023 11:20
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Alan Smithee posted:
Unknown western technology - send to Moskva immediately!
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Jul 9, 2023 11:27
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Tai posted:Also NAFO has done some heavy work too making GBS threads on russia disinformation. Russian disinformation is massively down compared to first few months at the start of the war. Bonus of enraging tankies. The fact that it is banned here as a compromise just shows you how effective it is. Lmao. Would love to hear the rationale for that one. Can't be posted due to being too cringe? Too harmful for sensitive minds? Combat footage I can kind of understand. It's not for everyone. Banning words though? Twitter accounts? Is that normal on this site Lol that the clown who can't shut up apparently doesn't realize that he lives in a lawless, authoritarian mafia state run by criminals.
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Jul 9, 2023 11:42
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Play posted:Lmao. I think the idea is more that NAFO is white noise by design. The intention is to drown out propaganda with serial dumb dog pictures. Anyone who wants to see that and have a laugh can go and do so, re-posting white noise here isn't very relevant or interesting.
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Jul 9, 2023 11:52
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Pretty surprised no one saw through Fizzy's gimmick of always prefacing his posts with "Bad/Good News for Ukraine/Russia", it was transparent bait. I thought it was funny since he was doing it for a while and no one was responding to him.Starsfan posted:do not thread ban the catpetter, his posting in CSPAM will only intensify if he has no other outlets
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Jul 9, 2023 11:59
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Samovar posted:Call my cynical, but I do wonder why Edrogan released the prisoners in the first place. I wouldn't trust it to be from the kindness of his own heart. He knows Russia is losing and desperately need to get on good footing with the west again. Easy as that
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Jul 9, 2023 12:12
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I wouldn't say he's desperate, more like he knows he's got leverage over both sides so he can do whatever he wants = whatever gets him some short term benefit right now. And face no negative consequences.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:19
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StoryTime posted:I think the idea is more that NAFO is white noise by design. The intention is to drown out propaganda with serial dumb dog pictures. Anyone who wants to see that and have a laugh can go and do so, re-posting white noise here isn't very relevant or interesting. Budzilla posted:C-Spam. Posters that estimate the number of F-35s in service but are actually out by an order of magnitude. Think Russia will produce 1500 tanks over the next year because a drunk Dmitry Medvedev said so. State that Ukraine targeted civilian population centers with artillery strikes which was part of the casus belli for the SMO. I don't think him making GBS threads into an ocean of poo poo will have much of a difference. steinrokkan posted:I wouldn't say he's desperate, more like he knows he's got leverage over both sides so he can do whatever he wants = whatever gets him some short term benefit right now. And face no negative consequences.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:29
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Play posted:Lmao. Certain very sensitive minds who get Very Serious about what is being posted in this horrible gorefest of Nazi-loving bloodthirsty Banderite freaks.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:32
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Will desperate Erdogan let Sweden into NATO?
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Jul 9, 2023 12:35
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https://twitter.com/CliffRacer_/status/1677716243598524416?s=20https://twitter.com/CliffRacer_/status/1677735649858682880?s=20
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Jul 9, 2023 12:37
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Amazing. They got a bunch of riot cops to practice raiding empty rooms for the camera. Best of all this seems to be the Internet Research Agency offices? Just think, at one of those terminals the teenager who masterminded the dueling Lock Her Up rallies in Florida crafted his finest work halfway across the world.
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Jul 9, 2023 13:08
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lmao at the winchester ammo russkie mir
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Jul 9, 2023 13:16
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Careful everyone, gonna be reports of simply too much bloodthirsty posting real soon. 
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Jul 9, 2023 13:31
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I hope Russia loses the war and Putin dies by falling down the stairs and his last act before the lights turn out is making GBS threads himself and feeling shame and I don't feel bad about that at all lol edit: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Jul 9, 2023 13:38
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Pekinduck posted:Ngo's often have a real "the ends justify the means" baked in that lets them justify awful behavior. I will remember for a very long time getting dogpiled and well ackshuallyd by the president of some Helsinki Union of Bicyclists and his followers for having the NERVE to suggest that bicycle helmets were good, and laws mandating the use of bicycle helmets were good, because bicycle helmets save lives. It turns out that people think bicycle helmets are ugly and if the law requires you to wear one to ride a bike, then people won't ride bikes and having as many people ride bikes as possible is the number one priority and therefore bicycle helmet laws are EVIL and must be opposed and I'm a loving idiot who should shut up and let the adults talk so I don't embarrass myself. These loving morons cared enough about one random Twitter comment to harass me for weeks. I think about this every time some think tank or activist group says something incredibly loving stupid.
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Jul 9, 2023 13:42
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I will remember for a very long time getting dogpiled and well ackshuallyd by the president of some Helsinki Union of Bicyclists and his followers for having the NERVE to suggest that bicycle helmets were good, and laws mandating the use of bicycle helmets were good, because bicycle helmets save lives. It turns out that people think bicycle helmets are ugly and if the law requires you to wear one to ride a bike, then people won't ride bikes and having as many people ride bikes as possible is the number one priority and therefore bicycle helmet laws are EVIL and must be opposed and I'm a loving idiot who should shut up and let the adults talk so I don't embarrass myself. uh like in non bike related threads
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Jul 9, 2023 13:44
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me: is this the wendys drive through shaman tank spec: yes this is the wendys drive through me: I just want to be absolutely sure this is the wendys drive through shaman tank spec: this is absolutely the wendys drive through, can i take your order me: great, yes ill take 40 kids meals with nugg-- shaman tank spec: Shaman Tank Spec posted:I will remember for a very long time getting dogpiled and well ackshuallyd by the president of some Helsinki Union of Bicyclists and his followers for having the NERVE to suggest that bicycle helmets were good, and laws mandating the use of bicycle helmets were good, because bicycle helmets save lives. It turns out that people think bicycle helmets are ugly and if the law requires you to wear one to ride a bike, then people won't ride bikes and having as many people ride bikes as possible is the number one priority and therefore bicycle helmet laws are EVIL and must be opposed and I'm a loving idiot who should shut up and let the adults talk so I don't embarrass myself.
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Jul 9, 2023 14:22
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Alan Smithee posted:
It is not watermelon season so those are probably straight piss
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Jul 9, 2023 14:27
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I will remember for a very long time getting dogpiled and well ackshuallyd by the president of some Helsinki Union of Bicyclists and his followers for having the NERVE to suggest that bicycle helmets were good, and laws mandating the use of bicycle helmets were good, because bicycle helmets save lives. It turns out that people think bicycle helmets are ugly and if the law requires you to wear one to ride a bike, then people won't ride bikes and having as many people ride bikes as possible is the number one priority and therefore bicycle helmet laws are EVIL and must be opposed and I'm a loving idiot who should shut up and let the adults talk so I don't embarrass myself. please feel free to share your well developed arguments on bike helmets in the Australian politics thread.
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Jul 9, 2023 14:41
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1678032618682478593 It also seems that Russia launched a huge attack near Avdiivka, the same that Girkin was complaining about yesterday, and took heavy losses in men and equipment.
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Jul 9, 2023 15:20
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Ah yes. When the enemy's offensive is stalling out from your defensive networks, the next thing to do is send all your men into the field to die
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Jul 9, 2023 15:40
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Bike helmets are great. The problems with the mandate are that: A) they do gently caress all against the primary threat cyclists face (drivers murdering them through negligence or auto-induced sociopathy) B) without ubiquitous helmet availability, mandates will target the poor and hamper adoption of bike share Focusing on imposing helmet laws while we still utterly fail to enforce rules that would get drivers to use their 5-ton murder weapons on wheels responsibly is weird and is hard to interpret as anything but anti-bike animus. To draw it back to the topic of the thread, it's a bit like that Shamnesty report weirdly obsessed with Ukrainian soldiers defending their country in urban areas. Like, yeah, we'd love to not be forced to set up a machine gun nest in what was once Sasha's apartment, but it's weird you're focusing in on that when the RAF raped and murdered Sasha and his family and indiscriminately shelled his neighborhood, all before we showed up.
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Jul 9, 2023 15:42
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Just because derailing threads is a tradition as long as the internet has existed - very free biking accidents involves head injuries thanks to human instincts. That said I usually use a helmet because in the rare instances you do fall on your head you’ll get hosed up, and I already have enough concussions
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Jul 9, 2023 15:47
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How many classic derails can we get in here simultaneously? Grrrr! Cyclists! Pineapple on pizza is OK on some pizza. I hear Putin doesn't tip. Putin is a real piece of poo poo.
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Jul 9, 2023 15:52
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Putin is a pc gamer but doesn't use inverted mouse
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Jul 9, 2023 16:04
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Is there no hope for nitter anymore? Its just Tweet Not Found now.
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Jul 9, 2023 16:16
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unzin posted:Is there no hope for nitter anymore? Its just Tweet Not Found now. I think nitter is basically done for, unfortunately.
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Jul 9, 2023 16:32
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unzin posted:Is there no hope for nitter anymore? Its just Tweet Not Found now. In the direction of nitter/twitter the situation is difficult and we are awaiting further updates (machine translated).
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Jul 9, 2023 16:34
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 A smoking accident happened to some equipment hangars in Zarichne near Melitopol.
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Jul 9, 2023 17:02
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Budzilla posted:Pretty surprised no one saw through Fizzy's gimmick of always prefacing his posts with "Bad/Good News for Ukraine/Russia", it was transparent bait.
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Jul 9, 2023 17:09
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unzin posted:Is there no hope for nitter anymore? Its just Tweet Not Found now. It somehow continued working for a day or two after twitter offed itself, but it's good and dead now 
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Jul 9, 2023 17:24
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 Got a chuckle out of me. New Perun is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnvJzup8i-c
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Jul 9, 2023 17:52
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Cugel the Clever posted:To draw it back to the topic of the thread, it's a bit like that Shamnesty report weirdly obsessed with Ukrainian soldiers defending their country in urban areas. Like, yeah, we'd love to not be forced to set up a machine gun nest in what was once Sasha's apartment, but it's weird you're focusing in on that when the RAF raped and murdered Sasha and his family and indiscriminately shelled his neighborhood, all before we showed up. I mean that was kind of my original intention with the post, to give an example of an advocacy group kind of losing track of what they're actually meant to be advocating for. To those bike weirdoes it wasn't about trying to help cyclists or protect them, it was about getting as many cyclists as possible even if it meant doing something that actually harmed the people who do ride their bikes. Similarly I definitely agree with the sentiment that we should oppose using cluster munitions, land mines etc, but when a country is literally fighting against a genocidal invader, it becomes a bit more complicated, and I don't think either viewpoint is automatically the only correct one, and trying to protect civilians and innocents might not be best accomplished by banning cluster munitions, because those munitions might be stopping a bunch of other people from killing those civilians in horrible ways.
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Jul 9, 2023 18:12
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Sedgr posted:How many classic derails can we get in here simultaneously? Can putin beat up a bunch of 5 year Olds Putin thinks sharks aren't smooth
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Jul 9, 2023 18:23
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Can putin beat up a bunch of 5 year Olds OK this is easy,. *Yes if he has cruise missiles *As smooth as his brain
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Jul 9, 2023 18:25
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