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the milk machine posted:sounds like steve jobs was ftw Yes but you could also dance with woz
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Jul 9, 2023 04:48
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:
humanity does not deserve to exist (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 9, 2023 04:54
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Yes but you could also dance with woz i mean sure why not. people dance with dogs
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Jul 9, 2023 04:55
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Durf posted:Heh, u never heard of adblock nub they're stamina meters you eat mcdonalds to refill, otherwise you can't stand up to shout mcdonalds
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Jul 9, 2023 04:59
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the brand engagement stuff just makes me think of that electric dreams episode where you could gently caress the mascots
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Jul 9, 2023 05:03
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the milk machine posted:but dying because you decided to just eat fruit all the time is kind of ftw an apple a day.............
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Jul 9, 2023 05:07
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what was his fruit of choice for curing cancer
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Jul 9, 2023 05:12
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Jul 9, 2023 05:14
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carrots aren't fruits you stupid dead bitch
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Jul 9, 2023 05:16
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He orange'd himself
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Jul 9, 2023 05:18
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Orange you glad you didn't treat your cancer?
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Jul 9, 2023 05:20
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ashton kutcher has it on a good authority that steve jobs ate too many carrots and he turned into a big carrot and the oompa loompas rolled him off
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Jul 9, 2023 05:20
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Troutful posted:
orange man bad
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Jul 9, 2023 05:21
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when ashton kutcher went on the steve jobs diet to better get into character he started developing pancreatic issues and immediately stopped doing the diet lol
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Jul 9, 2023 05:22
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:when ashton kutcher went on the steve jobs diet to better get into character he started developing pancreatic issues and immediately stopped doing the diet lol he got panc'd
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Jul 9, 2023 05:22
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tenderjerk posted:whats so bad about yelling 'MCDONALDS' at your tv, i think it rules and is engaging, makes me feel like i am a part of something bigger than myself You're probably plenty big if you're yelling McDonald's at your tv
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Jul 9, 2023 05:23
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never go full steve jobs
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Jul 9, 2023 05:23
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:carrots aren't fruits you stupid dead bitch idiot ate a veggie while on his all fruit diet and died, people think this loser was smarter than musk??
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Jul 9, 2023 05:43
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Adenoid Dan posted:Orange you glad you didn't treat your cancer?
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Jul 9, 2023 05:59
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Michael fassbender probably looked at the diet plan and immediately drank a whole pint of beer
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Jul 9, 2023 06:20
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Why would the diet kill your pancreas E I googled it and it's risky because your pancreas does all your blood sugar poo poo and your don't get enough nutrition from carrot juice and it's mostly sugar Crazypoops has issued a correction as of 06:32 on Jul 9, 2023 |
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Jul 9, 2023 06:26
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Michael fassbender probably looked at the diet plan and immediately drank a whole pint of beer this reminds me of a funny anecdote from leon rippy who played his doctor, david agus, in that 2015 biopic. apparently he was wasted on set the whole time and his agent (who was already sore after his drunk behavior cost him a guest bit on supernatural) had to sit him down and be like, "leon, you're such a tremendous character actor, why are you doing this?" and leon responded "i'm trying to lose jobs"
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Jul 9, 2023 06:27
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That DICK! posted:he got panc'd Lol
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Jul 9, 2023 06:50
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Michael fassbender probably looked at the diet plan and immediately drank a whole pint of beer I grew up insanely thin and the time in my 30s where I gained 40 lbs and everyone thought I was working out was 100% the byproduct of living above a bar and drinking a shitload of beer Honestly I should do a beer diet thing it’s probably still less dangerous than keto. Hinges on not having a car and walking everywhere tho
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Jul 9, 2023 06:50
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would love to see elon with an orange hue
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Jul 9, 2023 09:45
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toggle posted:would love to see elon with an orange hue Elon's more likely to grind his teeth down to little nubs from all the uppers he's on.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:34
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Adenoid Dan posted:Orange you glad you didn't treat your cancer?
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Jul 9, 2023 12:56
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Jobs following a crazy diet that damaged his organs because he thought he was a brains genius who cracked the secret of nutrition is a great shorthand for his entire stupid life.
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Jul 9, 2023 13:12
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Adenoid Dan posted:Orange you glad you didn't treat your cancer?
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Jul 9, 2023 13:33
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That DICK! posted:wish i lived in the good universe where you didnt have to watch commercials and just had to yippee 'mcdonalds!' to get back to your guy shooting another guy program I would just install an app on my phone that constantly says brand names and place it next to the tv microphone
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Jul 9, 2023 13:53
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https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1677922364028518403?t=swAqc4c4CeDIc9jL6DOdGw&s=19
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Jul 9, 2023 13:59
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What happens if you don’t get up and scream mc donalds? The commercial goes on forever?
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Jul 9, 2023 13:59
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Elias_Maluco posted:What happens if you don’t get up and scream mc donalds? The commercial goes on forever? it just sits there on the “please say McDonald’s” prompt until you do it’s like the Netflix ‘are you still watching’ prompt but more dystopian
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Jul 9, 2023 14:02
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1677922364028518403?t=swAqc4c4CeDIc9jL6DOdGw&s=19 christ, imagine being made fun of by mark zuckerberg also i wonder how many pictures they had to take before getting the one he's using for his profile pic, which i assume was the most human looking one of the bunch
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Jul 9, 2023 14:22
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:when ashton kutcher went on the steve jobs diet to better get into character he started developing pancreatic issues and immediately stopped doing the diet lol skill issue
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Jul 9, 2023 14:31
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:christ, imagine being made fun of by mark zuckerberg Probably a team of 30+ people getting paid millions of dollars came up with that... uh... threet?
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Jul 9, 2023 15:22
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Elias_Maluco posted:What happens if you don’t get up and scream mc donalds? The commercial goes on forever? drink verification can 
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Jul 9, 2023 15:27
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:when ashton kutcher went on the steve jobs diet to better get into character he started developing pancreatic issues and immediately stopped doing the diet lol That DICK! posted:he got panc'd panc'd at the tech bro
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Jul 9, 2023 16:01
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wait I only just noticed that the guy appears to be watching, like, an execution? like he's saying "MCDONALD'S!" in order to go back to watching someone getting executed point blank?
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Jul 9, 2023 16:11
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or a tv show. could be a live execution where one guy points a gun at another guy who isn't bound or confined in any way who is also holding a gun too I guess
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