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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Taylor Lorenz? The reporter? What did she do to make Zuck a bucucke? I honestly doubt Zuck even knows who that is but I am unable to keep up with the drama

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


kazil posted:

Hey guess what Elon loving sucks


Nudity at pride parades? These people are such fuckers.
The most you'll see is a few titties, max, which doesn't even classify as such. Or that guy I saw last year on a bicycle with a giant inflatable penis attached to the handlebars.

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Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jul 9, 2023

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Who the gently caress is Taylor Lorenz and why does this dipshit care about her?

Google says she's a reporter but like gently caress am I actually going to research why Gorilla Mindset boy here hates a particular woman.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


kazil posted:

Hey guess what Elon loving sucks


please help me libsoftiktok i need your antivax strength to get people killed

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Who the gently caress is Taylor Lorenz and why does this dipshit care about her?

Google says she's a reporter but like gently caress am I actually going to research why Gorilla Mindset boy here hates a particular woman.

She's a reporter. She became a favored enemy of CHUDs because she wrote an article about the trans hate account Libs Of TikTok

I assume by just allowing her to post they're infuriated because iirc Twitter banned her for doxxing or some poo poo.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

priznat posted:

What the heck car is that, it looks like a benz e300 and I'm surprised it does that lovely

Could be the frontal offset though which is a bitch and a half.

I dunno, I just remember about 10 years ago there was a Chinese car that crumpled like a soda can like this, so I just search "Chinese car crash test" - apparently there's quite a few models of similar quality.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Grey Cat posted:

Nudity at pride parades? These people are such fuckers.
The most you'll see is a few titties, max, which doesn't even classify as such. Or that guy I saw last year on a bicycle with a giant inflatable penis attached to the handlebars.



If you're here for the nude bicyclists I can save you the trouble.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Plan R posted:

If you're here for the nude bicyclists I can save you the trouble.

too much fear of getting caught in the chain

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
get a belt drive bike, its great, never caught my balls in it

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Plan R posted:

If you're here for the nude bicyclists I can save you the trouble.

Unsure if I'm supposed to read this as an offer or a word of warning.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Grey Cat posted:

Unsure if I'm supposed to read this as an offer or a word of warning.

definitely word of warning unless you like seeing floppy balls hang from seats

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

E the Shaggy posted:

This joke has been made to death but man I just see Homer's car whenever I see the Cybertruck



And I'll say it again, the Homer Mobile is the opposite of the Cybertruck.
Homer's car is made up of small things that makes your life easier.
Bigger cup holders, ball on the aerial to find it in a car park, a separate bubble for the kids so you don't listen to them, etc.
Its the look of it that people didn't like.

The Cybertruck is intentionally designed to look like its name, thats it.
Everything else is secondary. and scrimped on.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Grey Cat posted:

Unsure if I'm supposed to read this as an offer or a word of warning.

We had our Pride parade here in Seattle and it's a tradition. Only problem, it rained.

Go figure.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kazil posted:

Hey guess what Elon loving sucks


So Elon actively Mods Twitter too? Wild.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Elon saying he has a smaller dick than Zuck. Excellent gambit sir.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678182099478618116?s=20

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I feel we're getting pretty close to dune style feudal house assassination attempts as billionaires have a go at each other for slights real and perceived.

Which would be pretty cool tbh.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Yup but here it would be klanly

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


E the Shaggy posted:

Elon saying he has a smaller dick than Zuck. Excellent gambit sir.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678182099478618116?s=20

If this ends with Elon posting his dick I am going to be very upset

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

priznat posted:

I feel we're getting pretty close to dune style feudal house assassination attempts as billionaires have a go at each other for slights real and perceived.

Which would be pretty cool tbh.

Assassin drones hovering above Zuck's estate.....

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

happyhippy posted:

And I'll say it again, the Homer Mobile is the opposite of the Cybertruck.
Homer's car is made up of small things that makes your life easier.
Bigger cup holders, ball on the aerial to find it in a car park, a separate bubble for the kids so you don't listen to them, etc.
Its the look of it that people didn't like.

The Cybertruck is intentionally designed to look like its name, thats it.
Everything else is secondary. and scrimped on.

I thought the homer car didn't sell because it turned out to be insanely expensive so nobody could afford it. Or maybe it was both?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Insanely expensive and a complete monstrosity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHGczDHTDpo

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Infinitum posted:

If this ends with Elon posting his dick I am going to be very upset

There will be a class action lawsuit where the payout is millions of horses to everyone who browses the internet.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


E the Shaggy posted:

Elon saying he has a smaller dick than Zuck. Excellent gambit sir.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678182099478618116?s=20

Me, laughing with my friends, who are all just outside the shot

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Infinitum posted:

If this ends with Elon posting his dick I am going to be very upset

I look forward to him explaining that he was “over circumcised”

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean technically a bukkake can only happen to women and gay men?

what about squirt?

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Did threads kind of come out of nowhere or am I just dumb? I really wonder if it's coincidence that it released during the rate limit stuff or if it was rushed in light of that stuff to take advantage of the situation. Either way, good luck for zuck

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Im sure friendly fire incidents have happened at bukkake shoots.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Ashmole posted:

Did threads kind of come out of nowhere or am I just dumb? I really wonder if it's coincidence that it released during the rate limit stuff or if it was rushed in light of that stuff to take advantage of the situation. Either way, good luck for zuck

Probably under development previously then rushed out early to take advantage of Elon showing his entire rear end with the rate limits.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean technically a bukkake can only happen to women and gay men?

Just cause you take a bunch of hot loads on your face doesn’t make you gay, bro. I think you have some growing up to do, mister

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Brother Tadger posted:

Just cause you take a bunch of hot loads on your face doesn’t make you gay, bro. I think you have some growing up to do, mister

Honestly, men liking cum doesn't make someone gay, men liking men does, it's very simple and separable really.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ashmole posted:

Did threads kind of come out of nowhere or am I just dumb? I really wonder if it's coincidence that it released during the rate limit stuff or if it was rushed in light of that stuff to take advantage of the situation. Either way, good luck for zuck

Threads was the reason the cage match was going to happen in the first place. One of Musk's dickriders posted about the Twitter-clone from Meta.

It was supposed to be released later, but moved up to capitalize on the incredibly dumb "rate limited" poo poo.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Wait are those zuck posts real

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


cr0y posted:

Wait are those zuck posts real

no

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


cr0y posted:

Wait are those zuck posts real

Is anything real?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

priznat posted:

I feel we're getting pretty close to dune style feudal house assassination attempts as billionaires have a go at each other for slights real and perceived.

Which would be pretty cool tbh.

it's not particularly unknown in some parts of the world tbh

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

withak posted:

Probably under development previously then rushed out early to take advantage of Elon showing his entire rear end with the rate limits.

this exactly. apparently its still missing a bunch of features in the pipeline

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
My understanding is that the "Concerning..." post was real but all the other ones are fanfic

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




zuck could've secured true and final victory in the posting war if he had really made the big bed with my wife post

what a missed opportunity

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Who the gently caress is Taylor Lorenz and why does this dipshit care about her?

Google says she's a reporter but like gently caress am I actually going to research why Gorilla Mindset boy here hates a particular woman.

she covers the good, the bad, and the ugly of social media, in depth and actually pretty smartly

cernovich, being a monster who lives mostly on and through social media, would be upset about this even if she wasn't a woman, because reporting accurately on social media nazis and monsters is a serious threat to him

i don't particularly know what zuckerberg has to do with this nor do i care

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