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Nothing too see here, just the world's richest and therefore smartest man shitposting like a 4channer. Somehow Zuck's "concerning" alone was unironically more funny than any joke Elon has ever tried to loving love that he outed himself as having yet another sock puppet account though.
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Musk could have hired a team of comedy writers to write his tweets that would make Conan Obrien, Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Lorn Michaels envious, but no. He's too high on his own supply to realize he just can't post. He doesn't have the magic.
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Holy poo poo where's the guy that predicted a dick post from elon earlier??
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Jul 10, 2023 04:05
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Nothing else the richest man in the world who has six kids could be doing on a Sunday night
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deoju posted:Musk could have hired a team of comedy writers to write his tweets that would make Conan Obrien, Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Lorn Michaels envious, but no. He's too high on his own supply to realize he just can't post. He doesn't have the magic. Yah and if he did we’d know instantly just because no one goes from that to being funny overnight. Or ever, in his case.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:06
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There has never been a worse poster in human history. He’s posted himself out of billions of dollars. He posted himself out of the adoration and respect of millions. He’s posted worse than Wizard master
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I silently read this thread and balk at the stupid poo poo this man gets into. But this. This poo poo is so stupid I am compelled to post. What the gently caress, go burn a million dollars instead just because you can why on earth would you spend your time posting so badly on your 44bn website I am just in awe.
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Infinitum posted:If this ends with Elon posting his dick I am going to be very upset Someone put Infinitum on watch.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:08
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Elon will post a dick but then internet sleuths will trace the picture back to an artist's dick he didn't give credit to
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Jul 10, 2023 04:10
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There are going to be some kind of betting odds whether the richest man in the world posts a full colour photo of his dick and balls on the internet now aren’t there
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Jul 10, 2023 04:11
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hunter biden should reply, "I got winner"
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priznat posted:There are going to be some kind of betting odds whether the richest man in the world posts a full colour photo of his dick and balls on the internet now aren’t there There will if we dare him
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Can the SEC or FTC or whoever else sanction him before he posts his dong cause I don’t think I’m ready for this.
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Lol, he named his parody account @elonmuskAOC. AOC really does live rent free in his mind.
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Data Graham posted:There will if we dare him Then we all lose!
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Data Graham posted:He’s just going to post his dick I'm so excited to see his penis.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:13
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Someone with a twitter tell Elon Musk to post his dick.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:14
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Sony Interactive Entertainment presents: Hog of Boer
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We can't let this goon project fail, we could definitely convince him to post his dick.
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I wonder how many alphas are sending elons dick their spirit energy
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Grey Cat posted:We can't let this goon project fail, we could definitely convince him to post his dick. That guy ate the eggs, this is the next logical step.
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Grey Cat posted:Someone put Infinitum on watch. Too busy making this 
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This is gonna end with Elon posting a picture of his dick on Twitter and forcing the algorithm to make everyone see it, isn't it? 
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Wee posted:I used to hate Hipsters, and snobs and such, but its just people who have gone too hardcore on the new thing or invested in a thing too personally. Mad?
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He'll just post someone else's dick. No way he shows his off. It's gotta be way below average with those kinds of tweets.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:26
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He wants to see who can measure dicks the best, not measure each other's dicks.
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drat now the NY Post is making zuck seem cool, stop it you fucks https://nypost.com/2023/07/07/mark-zuckerberg-spends-on-security-and-defund-police-groups/
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Jul 10, 2023 04:31
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elons fans already won the dick sucking contest so actually twitter is already up 1
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Elviscat posted:I think it can happen to anybody if you sit still long enough? This is BS. I sit still all the time and the cocks don't just come to you. You've got to get out there and get the cock.
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temple posted:He wants to see who can measure dicks the best, not measure each other's dicks. Bet I can measure more dudes than you in 5 minutes! Oh you're so on! Dude *90s montage music
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Jul 10, 2023 04:33
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Winning dick measuring algorithm just a profile on tinder
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priznat posted:drat now the NY Post is making zuck seem cool, stop it you fucks Oh God, this is Zuck's actual path to the presidency: using what a gigatool Elon is to make himself look cooler by default and just cruising on token stuff like this.
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Infinitum posted:If this ends with Elon posting his dick I am going to be very upset By upset do you mean very turned on?
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DeeplyConcerned posted:This is BS. I sit still all the time and the cocks don't just come to you. You've got to get out there and get the cock. hosed up if true
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DeeplyConcerned posted:By upset do you mean very turned on? Because of all the good one could do as a billionaire, and instead he chose to show the world his dick
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Jul 10, 2023 04:39
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Just think of all the bad he isn't doing while posting his dick.
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Wow that alt account is insanely embarrassing
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wait hold on did he actually create a lovely alt to pretend that AOC likes himInfinitum posted:gently caress it gets worse There is this amazing thing you can do with Dutch, and it's call someone a breinkankerlijer Waffle House fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Claims the truck can’t drive over the curb The reason is in the last couple seconds of the video where you see a guy carrying a wooden ramp they used to get the truck up over the curb. 
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