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Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Bruised ribs hurt like a motherfucker but heal on their own with rest.

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Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Yeah, I still love that the baddest man in Japan is reduced to Silly Dad Face in front of his kid.

The power of babies.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the dignity of a yokozuna demands baby faces

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Great start to the basho. Obviously another nozeki basho is a bummer, but all 3 ozeki prospects won, as did all three top division newcomers, plus Teru. I'm hopeful we're starting to push through our top card torpor.

Day 1 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
5	Brut
4	Akiosan
4	Banana Canada
4	bartolimu
4	bessantj
4	Charles Gnarwin
4	Eli949
4	Everyones Favorite Poster
4	GoatSeeGuy
4	Helianthus Annuus
4	Iron Chef Nex
4	Kenning
4	Khizan
4	Kuros
4	Marching Powder
4	Mode 7
4	MyChemicalImbalance
4	NuclearPotato
4	Pakled
4	pseudodragon
4	Robviously
4	Teddybear
4	Thauros
4	Tochiazuma
4	Vargatron
3	anakha
3	Fluffdaddy
3	Ice Phisherman
3	Lid
3	Netsky
3	Saturnine Aberrance
3	Tiny Bug Child
3	whats for dinner
2	LlamaTrauma
0	Communist Thoughts
Juryo
code:
5	FART BOSS
5	rare Magic card l00k
4	Average Lettuce
4	Ben Nerevarine
4	Bentai
4	Boogalo
4	Dead Goon
4	Fearless
4	Gaghskull
4	ImplicitAssembler
4	NTRabbit
4	oldskool
4	Takuan
4	Xerzes
3	Chinook
3	Crusty Nutsack
3	Eldoop
3	Log082
3	Nativity In Black
3	PJ
3	QuasiQuack
3	ratmosphere
3	Samuel L. Hacksaw
3	Single Tight Female
2	Medenmath
2	Octatonic
It's great being back to Fantasy, I've missed it.

Communist Thoughts posted:

Sorry for my late entry Kenning, I wasn't sure if I'd participate but I just can't resist.

Yo:
terry last man standing

Sk:
Daieisho,
Kotonowaka,
hoshoryu

M1+:
Asanoyama,
Shodai,
meisei

M6+:
Takayasu,
Hokuseiho,
Tamawashi

M11+:
Hakuoho,
Gonoyama,
Tsurigisho

I can't not pick Takayasu first

Glad you're playing! As a late entry, you'll be on the card starting Day 2 with the following team:

Y/O:
Terunofuji

S/K:
Daieisho

M1+:
Shodai

M6+:
Takayasu

M11+:
Gonoyama

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Hell yeah I'm in first place, looking forward to my plummet!

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Day 2: Goongrats to the two lucky bastards that have Nishikigi lol

FART BOSS
Aug 27, 2008

~hands upon harrows
heels in the weeds
starving and harvesting
down centuries~



Pretty happy with my team so far. What a great closing match for today! Was lucky enough to catch it live on hotel tv.

Went by the kokugikan yesterday but of course it was closed since everyone is in Nagoya. Does anyone happen to know where else I might be able to pick up a physical copy of the banzuke?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
poo poo, I missed my entry timing.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Liquid Communism posted:

poo poo, I missed my entry timing.

Jump in. Kenning will only grumble for a little bit.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


If jumping in late to earn a few wins is good enough for Takayasu it’s good enough for anybody imo.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
I'm late again - I should keep up better with the thread.
If there is still room on the scores list, I would like to enter the following rikishi to be my champions:

Kenning posted:


Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Kirishima

S/K:
Abi
Hoshoryu
Wakamotoharu

M1-5:
Onosho
Hiradoumi
Tobizaru

M6-10:
Kinbozan
Takanosho
Tamawashi

M11+:
Hakuoho
Kotoeko
Bushozan

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
What's up with Hakuoho's lack of hair styling by the way?

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Beeswax posted:

What's up with Hakuoho's lack of hair styling by the way?

too short still

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

hailthefish posted:

too short still

Ah, fair enough!

Peak Hokuseiho on display on day 2


also, very impressive to see Nishikigi just powering through the dreaded clamps

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


oh man I thought it was over when Terunofuji got the kimedashi locked in!! what a match!

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
I usually put on midnight sumo to fall asleep to during the bashos.

I woke up and randomly saw the Teru/Nishikigi bout and thought I dreamt it. Absolutely wild to see the big man thrown like that.

You can tell that Oho had a plan going up against Hokuseiho and struggled a bit when it didn't work out. Still managed to recover though!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Nishikigi made Terunofuji look like he should be in Juryo.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

anakha posted:

Day 2: Goongrats to the two lucky bastards that have Nishikigi lol

Somewhere someone told me I was crazy that I thought he was going to be a surprise dude moving upward after years of rank and filing. I told yall hes good.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Fluffdaddy posted:

Somewhere someone told me I was crazy that I thought he was going to be a surprise dude moving upward after years of rank and filing. I told yall hes good.

That might've been me, and you know what I'm gonna double down on that, calling a makekoshi for this basho.

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
Savage

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Brut posted:

That might've been me, and you know what I'm gonna double down on that, calling a makekoshi for this basho.

He will forever have that gold star and will get that paper for it so he will be alright

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I assure you i picked nishikigi out of complete faith in him and not just because i have no faith in my usual strategies of picking who i think will do well

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Kenning, requesting to trade Ryuden for Endo for Day 4 onwards. Thanks.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Woah, the kyokai's official channel is uploading certain matches to youtube, raw audio from the stadium no commentary, looks like it's all of Hakuoho's matches and a few others I can't figure out the pattern for

https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video/videos

Eldoop
Jul 29, 2012

Cheeky? Us?
Why, I never!
TOBIZARU

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Day 3:
Ah gently caress, Teru's knees are clearly shot. Look at how he moves after the loss. That said - WHAT A BATTLE

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


You could see Teru's knee buckle inward on the kick from Tobizaru in the slow mo replay. If we had prop bets on him going kyujo before tomorrow, I'd wager all the money I had. Sucks to see an injury but props to the flying monkey for gutting out a win with his mawashi literally at his neck.

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
It's clear to me now that Fluffdaddy is using their influence as an SA Admin to rig the world of sumo in their favor.

What a match between Tobi/Teru! On the Natto vid (and I'm sure NHK feed in general), as soon as the result is called you can see a guy in the background immediately stand up and yeet his seat cushion.

The bummer is, I'm going to be at the September basho and it's looking like Teru won't be.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
another basho with no ozeki or yokozuna this era is cursed

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lid posted:

another basho with no ozeki or yokozuna this era is cursed

Frfr. I like chaos world, but I want there to be at least one final boss that isn't carrying a ridiculous injury.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Lid posted:

another basho with no ozeki or yokozuna this era is cursed

At the start of the coverage Murray said Kirishima is rumoured to be back tomorrow

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

NTRabbit posted:

At the start of the coverage Murray said Kirishima is rumoured to be back tomorrow
(lmao this is not a spoiler)

Kirishima is back on the torikumi for day 4, fighting Kotonowaka, hopefully he returns in good shape, as otherwise it makes no sense given his rank.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it: Nishikigi yusho.

Also, if Teru ends up pulling out I'm just gonna give everybody Kirishima.

anakha posted:

Kenning, requesting to trade Ryuden for Endo for Day 4 onwards. Thanks.

Trade registered.

Day 3 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
13	NuclearPotato
12	Fluffdaddy
12	Pakled
11	Eli949
11	Ice Phisherman
11	Khizan
11	Tiny Bug Child
10	Akiosan
10	Banana Canada
10	Brut
10	Charles Gnarwin
10	GoatSeeGuy
10	Marching Powder
10	Netsky
10	Vargatron
10	whats for dinner
9	anakha
9	bessantj
9	Iron Chef Nex
9	Lid
9	Mode 7
9	pseudodragon
9	Saturnine Aberrance
8	bartolimu
8	Everyones Favorite Poster
8	Kenning
8	LlamaTrauma
8	MyChemicalImbalance
8	Robviously
8	Teddybear
8	Thauros
8	Tochiazuma
7	Communist Thoughts
7	Helianthus Annuus
7	Kuros
Juryo
code:
14	rare Magic card l00k
13	FART BOSS
11	Average Lettuce
11	Crusty Nutsack
11	NTRabbit
10	Chinook
10	Dead Goon
10	Samuel L. Hacksaw
9	Ben Nerevarine
9	Bentai
9	Boogalo
9	Eldoop
9	Nativity In Black
9	PJ
9	Single Tight Female
9	Takuan
8	Fearless
8	Gaghskull
8	Log082
8	oldskool
7	Octatonic
7	QuasiQuack
7	Xerzes
6	ImplicitAssembler
6	Medenmath
5	ratmosphere

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Day 3 thoughts:


Black mawashi Meisei is a new dude, all about the business and unlucky to lose against Abi today, I like seeing rikishi like him bounce back a bit and he's looked strong so far.

Ura is consistently entertaining.

Daiesho with the early lead in the Ozeki race, Hoshoryu looks to be stuck on the same hump he has been for a year but Wakamotoharu could still get there. Tight, but I still think we'll come out of this Basho with a sole new Ozeki.

Teru is fighting an uphill battle, those knees are creaking and seeing the king of the mountain look so shaky is hard going. He looked terrible at the end of the bout and those knees looked about to give out. Half a gold star to whoever tied Tobizaru's mawashi, if it was a little tighter I don't think he would've lasted.


Also, did anyone else catch this shot of the lady ducking for cover from the zabutons flying after Nishikigi's kinboshi?Gold.

MyChemicalImbalance fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jul 11, 2023

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
Absolutely insane fight from Tobizaru. Teru's undoubtedly compromised but still, if ever a match deserved the zabuton storm that one did. Was worried the gyoji was going to stop the match to re-tie Tobi's mawashi. I think Teru had it up to about his shoulder by the end.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





That last fight was absurd. Tobizaru kicked Teru's leg out of his leg.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


CHAOS SHODAI

Also, what an incredible match between Teru and Tobi. I think if the mawashi had been a little tighter, Teru would have had it, but that in no way takes away from how hard Tobi worked for that gold star.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Teru kyujo.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Goodnight, sweet Godzilla.

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Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

I really hope people start treating these kyuji tournaments as the black spots on the Sumo Association that they really are. I know that this really isn't anything new but it seems like the age of steady yokozuna may be over given the atrocious attempts made to shame not just them but also the ozeki they promote into destroying themselves like this.

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