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Afghanistan government too cheap to buy a blue check or what?
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How many people itt are confusing mr beast with la beast
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Jul 10, 2023 17:48
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Threads reporting 100 million signups as of this morning, which I feel is going to be the only response to Elon’s dick measuring request
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Jul 10, 2023 17:50
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Demon Of The Fall posted:if you want a decent youtube series for kids my 10 year old really likes the Outdoor Boys, they do a bunch of travel and camp stuff and the guy afaik is not a chud Every youtuber needs like a 10 year runway before I'll trust that they won't suddenly turn into a chud overnight
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Jul 10, 2023 17:51
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Hobo Clown posted:Afghanistan government too cheap to buy a blue check or what? Taliban leadership are under sanctions. US companies shouldn't be accepting money from them.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:if you want a decent youtube series for kids my 10 year old really likes the Outdoor Boys, they do a bunch of travel and camp stuff and the guy afaik is not a chud
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Jul 10, 2023 17:58
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Halisnacks posted:This won’t sound like a serious idea, but it kind of is. Can somehow who understands capital markets better than I do explain why Musk wouldn’t just take the company public again and hope to achieve a >$44 billion valuation through the same forces (idiot Muskrats and crypto bros) that keep Tesla, GameStop, and crypto more overvalued than they should be? One issue is that literally no one thinks Twitter is worth $44B including musk, which is why he sued to get out of the contract he signed - the contract that his lawyers screamed at him not to sign. If he takes the company public again it’ll get priced closer to actual value, which was around $30B before musk bought the company and spent a year destroying all the valuable poo poo (human capital, reputation, etc) and all the infrastructure that would be needed for Twitter to continue to function as a company. Company value is assets and future earnings potential - musk has been frantically burning both as fast as possible.
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The LA beast showed me what a pinky toe severed by the runners on a refrigerator look like after his hot buttered floor present delivery challenge he made up and tried to say was a thing people were doing. I will hate him forever, and, I will hate mr. beast for reminding me of the la beast and his dangly toe chunk.
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Jul 10, 2023 18:05
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The Saddest Rhino posted:How many people itt are confusing mr beast with la beast edit: I have just found out La Bestia is an actual name for a train infamous for causing migrant deaths and I take this back, I just wanted to make a dumb joke about LA = la MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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Here is a question for everyone in the thread. What is the over/under do you think of twitter being sold or in bankruptcy, and then Elon claiming to be a puppetmaster and intended it all along? My prediction: August 2025 (the election season will buoy it a bit) twitter goes into bankruptcy and is sold. By November 2025  "I meant to do that."
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Please use over/under properly.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Here is a question for everyone in the thread. we already did predictions itt when the sale was finalized, all bets are in
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goatface posted:Please use over/under properly. Best I can do is rephrase it.
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The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Elon Musk: This account has more fake PENIS than most.
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gonna see elon simps getting dick shortening surgery
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Jul 10, 2023 18:18
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Halisnacks posted:Would he just be restricted from tweeting out material non public information relating to the stock? It doesn’t seem like he does much of that anyway. I assume there aren’t penalties for tweeting transphobia and other general invective as he’s already the CEO of another public company and the SEC isn’t stepping in there. He can post anything he wants that doesn't have a direct impact on stocks. He doesn't do that anymore because he learned doing was costly. It's the other decisions he makes about Twitter, like not paying rent or mass firings that could open him up to questions from stockholders and they could always remove him from leadership if Twitter continually posts quarter over quarter loss. For a hypothetical IPO he would need to declare the Twitter valuation is $44B and slice the company into 811K shares at $54.20 apiece. For every dollar below tyat he'll have lost $.9B and severely hurt Twitter future valuations. We've seen his tweeting cost Tesla $20-30 per share in stock price. There's also a greater burden of reporting for a public company, putting metrics that are just wrong or have little financial impact but telling people they are important, like minutes per user is fineable and having to repost quarterly financials after an error is very expensive. Macdeo Lurjtux fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:How many people itt are confusing mr beast with la beast Personally I am confusing them with Mr. Beat, the dude that talks about politics
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Jul 10, 2023 18:21
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What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. 15 Billion?
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I. M. Gei posted:The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Elon Musk: This account has more fake PENIS than most.
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Deptfordx posted:What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. *slaps hood of twitter* this baby'll radicalize so many incels you won't believe it
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Deptfordx posted:What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. 420million my only thought was Elon likes meme numbers
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Buce posted:good god. this is haunting poo poo. It gets better: ProPublica posted:At least 23 malpractice lawsuits have been filed against Elist in Los Angeles since 1993. (He has also been named as a defendant in product liability lawsuits regarding inflatable penile prosthesis brought by plaintiffs Dick Glass and Semen Brodsky.) The dockets indicate that some of the complaints were settled confidentially out of court, a few were dismissed and in one of two trials a jury ruled in Elist’s favor.
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Deptfordx posted:What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. It’s worth whatever the branding and trademarks are worth, because the product has literally been vandalized beyond repair. You cannot “fix” Twitter back to its previous state before October 2022.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:We've seen his tweeting cost Tesla $20-30 per share in stock price.
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Deptfordx posted:What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. Buying Twitter is a lot like buying a boat.
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Brother Tadger posted:It gets better: Dick Glass and Semen Brodsky
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lol remember when Elon sold all the furniture and kitchen equipment?
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SimonChris posted:I have heard anecdotal evidence that influencers and brands find it much harder to gain traction on Bluesky because no one is using the default algorithm. Thats a ringing endorsement if ever there was one.
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Jakabite posted:Dick Glass and Semen Brodsky Willie Nutsack and Johnson Vas Deferens
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Just turned 74 and got $15,000 to blow. Should I give it to my kids so they can have a good time? Nah gonna get my dick plumped up lol
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Deptfordx posted:What would be a fair price for Twitter in it's current condition. 15 billion would have been on the high side for when he bought it, much less now
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I searched one of those AI art generator sites for "Mr Beast face" just to prove a point once and it was just all thumbnails of the dude with his mouth hanging wide open just like I expected. I've seen enough of Youtube thumbnails from him that look almost identical to this to know I'm never goddamn clicking on ANY of those videos for any reason  Fuckin' "I tried plain yogurt for the first time!" *EXAGGERATED SCREAMING SURPRISED FACE FOR NO loving REASON*
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Catastrophe posted:I searched one of those AI art generator sites for "Mr Beast face" just to prove a point once and it was just all thumbnails of the dude with his mouth hanging wide open just like I expected. I've got a YouTube channel blocker on my main browser and anytime I come across a video thumbnail with someone making that exact kind of stupid face I just nuke the channel instantly.
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Same. It's a strong marker suggesting I'll probably hate it, so as a thumbnail it works in that regard.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:It’s worth whatever the branding and trademarks are worth, because the product has literally been vandalized beyond repair. You cannot “fix” Twitter back to its previous state before October 2022. Naw. Twitter itself is fixable. If someone viable buys them tomorrow they can easily turn the poo poo around. I’d say value for Twitter at the moment is somewhere between 4-6 billion. It is effectively a giant fixer upper that is only viable to a company that has the engineering team and infrastructure to fix it. The only value right now is the userbase and data. Unless you have the above to right that ship that is questionable as to how long the data and users are worth anything. Really Elon needs to unload Twitter as soon as possible while he can still get anything out of it. The longer he waits the less it is worth. As it is we are probably 3 months away from it being MySpace.
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Brother Tadger posted:It gets better: If you check their reddit you'll only find happy campers with huge dongers. Why, the only problem is that their wives, while extremely happy with the results, can't handle such large calibers that often so they have urged the husbands to get mistresses (as wives of hung men tend to do). Big dick problems. Dick faq posted:Nerve damage That permanent nerve damage? it'll get better with time!
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Catastrophe posted:I searched one of those AI art generator sites for "Mr Beast face" just to prove a point once and it was just all thumbnails of the dude with his mouth hanging wide open just like I expected. I don't understand how anybody could look at his mug and not instinctively recoil in horror, much less click the video
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birdsite addicts : no no, it has value.
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Brother Tadger posted:It gets better: yeah that was a lolleroo also, one of the guys who had the dick scaffolding installed couldn't have sex with his wife because the edges of his plastic boner were painful to her, so he looked into her having vaginal-widening surgery. lmao. lol. what the absolute fucke so basically a plstic surgery arms race between increasingly inflexible and angular nerve-deadened dicks vs increasingly cavernous and also nerve-deadened vaginas. sounds great! Buce fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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