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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hell, same

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I am training the gorillas to seize the means of production.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I will foster the fires of revolution by showing them the Harambe video, followed by all episodes of Beast Wars.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The MSJ posted:

I will foster the fires of revolution by showing them the Harambe video, followed by all episodes of Beast Wars.

If more gorillas had the ability to flip proton launchers out of their wrists I think the world would be in a lot better position than it is

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1678515171189305355

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A story old as Time Crisis

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


This is a wild story of international love, illegal immigration, and light insurrection.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-66117548.amp

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/pully8/status/1678608477093236736

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Not really weird, just awful repercussions of colonialism.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

I read this article. It is horrifying.

:nms:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/mexic0la_/status/1678524860186648582

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Well, at least it's not a hamster.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So it’s not true bear sex..

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Bear sex is a Canadian past time.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
You can have sex with a bear in real life if you're not a coward

e: or a hoser

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So it’s not true bear sex..

Well he is pretty swole in elf form.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






*sighs* "Okay, look, when I said I wanted to see your bare rear end? Not what I meant."

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Wildly misreading the feature requests.

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Well, at least it's not a hamster.

Go for the thighs Boo-Boo!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
RFK Jr. press dinner explodes in war of words and farts
https://dnyuz.com/2023/07/12/rfk-jr-press-dinner-explodes-in-war-of-words-and-farts/

RFKJ is such an rear end in a top hat

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
His campaign manager is Dennis Kucinich? There’s a guy I haven’t heard of in a long time.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

His campaign manager is Dennis Kucinich? There’s a guy I haven’t heard of in a long time.

Same. That's a pretty depressing low for him to have sunk.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/Alex_Panetta/status/1678814192508207108?t=cIrntxDQkB_LVN-Ul182tQ&s=19


Keep in mind, this is indeed Canada and yes the Trudeau mentioned is indeed rhe Prime Minister Trudeau Jr

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Maybe the mountain took the wrong bro

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

An ‘aggressive’ sea otter is snatching surfers’ boards.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:arghfist:

Not gonna let the effort I just spent saving this cute picture go to waste though

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Sea otters are smart. Maybe she's using the boards as surfaces to smash clams.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Maybe she just recognizes an egregious stroke and relieves us all of their surfing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/Alex_Panetta/status/1678814192508207108?t=cIrntxDQkB_LVN-Ul182tQ&s=19


Keep in mind, this is indeed Canada and yes the Trudeau mentioned is indeed rhe Prime Minister Trudeau Jr

The guy with the Cuban nipples?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Captain Hygiene posted:

:arghfist:

Not gonna let the effort I just spent saving this cute picture go to waste though



Be a sea otter. Do crimes.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1678450914204450816

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQYzgTZioI

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The sea otter only wants to ride the boards because white sharks have been after otters for a while.

Not to eat them, just to mangle and kill them.

But by riding on a surfboard to get above it, she is in for quite a surprise as far as white shark biting habits.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The Dept of Wildlife is trying to catch her for "an examination" which is just stupid. If the wales can do it, why not let the otters join? Besides, surfers clearly don't have enough fear of the ocean anyway.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Scathach posted:

The Dept of Wildlife is trying to catch her for "an examination" which is just stupid.

They just want to look at the cool otter.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Scathach posted:

The Dept of Wildlife is trying to catch her for "an examination" which is just stupid. If the wales can do it, why not let the otters join? Besides, surfers clearly don't have enough fear of the ocean anyway.

It's otterly ridiculous.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Scathach posted:

The Dept of Wildlife is trying to catch her for "an examination" which is just stupid. If the wales can do it, why not let the otters join? Besides, surfers clearly don't have enough fear of the ocean anyway.

I don't recall hearing anything about the Royals commandeering surfboards.

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