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BrassRoots posted:I believe they run off sim cards, not the phones themselves. Buncha photos were circulating last year from ukraine as they wrapped up the russian funded troll farms. I've seen both, maybe the older ones used loads of phones but they've since switched to the SIM card only setups. 
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bobjr posted:https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/taliban-spokesman-endorses-twitter-threads-1234785692/ They are probably still salty from back when they were banned of whatsapp.
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No. 6 posted:I just posted this on my Twitter with zero followers. I got a like and retweet in 8 seconds. LOL It should also result in numerous bots telling you to email someone who is very “good and trustworthy” who can recover your insta, someone who will mail you mushrooms, someone who will offer you a t-shirt with that tweet on it, probably someone who wants to sell you a gun, and numerous crypto hawker bots. Or at least it used to.
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drat and here I thought I discovered it first when I sat on the PiP remote button as a kid. What year is Musky living in?
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MrMojok posted:I remember seeing people on there demonstrating by tweeting something like “Help support, I lost my Instagram account. I need this on a t-shirt, for when I use mushrooms. Please help me get my bitcoin wallet back” and within seconds dozens of them would reply. or maybe this is an "all my apes gone" thing and i've never bothered to look into it either way no one over there seems to care, if they're not actively encouraging it
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Not only is the switch to a different metric waving a huge sign saying "we're getting destroyed on traditional metrics so I'm blaming bots", but the metric he managed to find to prop up his ego sounds like nothing more than a measure of how much your user base is slavishly addicted to your platform. I would imagine OANN would kill every cable news network by this metric because the users who watch OANN have OANN on literally 24 hours per day.
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love too post on twitter.com the premier social media site for scammers, nazis, and literally the taliban
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Jul 11, 2023 14:47
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Wacky waving inflatable penile implant goon man
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My god I knew, but didn't realize how bad the scamming on Twitter was. That is plum fuckered right there.
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Jul 11, 2023 15:24
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buying twitter blue to support the elon penis surgery fund
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theyre not all bad. there used to be one where if your tweet mentioned "george bush" a bot would automatically retweet you saying that he did 9/11
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Decrepus posted:Wacky waving inflatable penile implant goon man 
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Jul 11, 2023 16:10
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It’s funny seeing him try to bail out the boat by making fewer people do more faster; when he’s entirely reacting to self-inflicted holes in the boat that he made himself “WORK HARDER TO COUNTERACT THE INSANE DECISIONS I MADE”
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To all employees, Do better work. Sincerely, Elon the Memelord
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"If you can tell me why you should keep your job without using the letter E....lon, you won't be fired." "Ookkk....Twitter is a good....Elon?"
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I'm certain pushing through new features faster will definitely not risk the very functional platform.
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Ahhh, more features. That’s what will bring people back to a nazi reply guy cesspool.
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What have we got that's still getting positive engagement? People who've been kicked off everywhere else? Great! Promote whatever they're doing.
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Besides Tucker has anyone signed a Twitter exclusive deal? I’ll bet it’ll just end up with Elon asking popular content creators to move to him without a payment system still
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It's someone's job to deliver snapshots of cumulative user minutes, or CUM shots, to Elon every morning. If he doesn't have a CUM shot in his face as soon as he arrives in the office, he'll start pounding on his desk demanding "CUM SHOTS! WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME MY CUM SHOTS??"
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bobjr posted:Besides Tucker has anyone signed a Twitter exclusive deal? I’ll bet it’ll just end up with Elon asking popular content creators to move to him without a payment system still I highly doubt Tucket signed anything. Carlson is an autocratic boot-licker and probably did it for free with Musk promising to give him ad revenue, which will ultimately turn out to be a lie as his Twitter show is collapsing.
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gschmidl posted:I'll give him this one thing, from just before he died (by which time he had toned down and even regretted some of his repulsive views), and yes it was after Democrats and Republicans switched party lines: It's actually really tragic what happened with Lovecraft. Guy's... fear of basically everything, was the product of a really lovely upbringing. His dad was committed to sanitariums and died when he was young, his mom became a really awful helicopter parent, he was committed too in like high school after a nervous breakdown - and then his mom was also committed and died too. And he lived the rest of his life with like severely undiagnosed and untreated anxiety. There was a really sad letter he wrote near the end of his life where he basically said he was still child in his 30s, and that he had to do all of his growing up then because that's when he actually started doing things like 'going outside' or 'making friends'. He was basically a proto-goon, if you think about it.
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Bad Purchase posted:everyone is leaving for the site with fewer features, has twitter considered trying to remove features to keep up? Block and report features now removed. Thank you for your feedback.
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