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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Having seen this guy on local television, I can't say what is bigger: his enthusiasm for nature or his hairdo.

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

One More Fat Nerd posted:

It is apparently called an NPC Live and you donate to buy emojis that the streamer reacts to with a canned phrase like a video game character. I watched it twice and I have "Mmm Ice Cream, so good! YesYesYes!" stuck in my head.

That sounds exhausting for everyone involved

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Morpheus posted:

It's basically what would happen if children were able to interact with cartoons, and just have them constantly repeat their catch phrases as much as their little goblin minds wanted.

I can't imagine waking up one day and thinking "yeah this is what I want to do", but poo poo, it probably makes a decent amount.

Dug through the comments a little, and its seems like this is just promo for her Only Fans, and she gets a 50% cut of the TikTok "awards".

Honestly, I've had worse jobs than this. No shade if its workable.

https://twitter.com/mementomoray/status/1678755803598036992

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


This is the moment I became old.

E: God dammit awful app devs, audio is playing on repeat

goatsestretchgoals has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Jul 11, 2023

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Luckily nobody did any weird stuff for money before today, so we can all safely assume this is novel.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

goatsestretchgoals posted:

E: God dammit awful app devs, audio is playing on repeat

Great idea, i'm gonna put this on repeat, pop in my earbuds and take a nap. I'll either die or wake up with the brain of a zoomer.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
can someone please post the original tweet of the bad video so those of us using awful app who deleted our twitters like ethical people can enjoy also?

(embeds within retweets don't work, for me at least)

Lazy_Liberal has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Jul 11, 2023

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


There are pictures in there of these anti bird spikes in loving trees and it made me instantly angry, holy moly.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Lazy_Liberal posted:

can someone please post the original tweet of the bad video so those of us using awful app who deleted our twitters like ethical people can enjoy also?

(embeds within retweets don't work, for me at least)

Does this work?

https://twitter.com/MuseWendi/status/1678515933633970178?s=20

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

I'm dumb, explain this one to me

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hallucinations, presumably.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


specifically, one specific shared hallucination by hundreds of Reddit and Tiktok Benadryl abusers of a man with a wide, flatbrimmed hat, named simply The Hatman

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Ishamael posted:

I'm dumb, explain this one to me

Only registered members can see post attachments!

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Mauser posted:

That sounds exhausting for everyone involved

Sex work is real work

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


hundreds of curated hatman encounters by leading world hatman researcher

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

projecthalaxy posted:

Didn't Magic the Gathering or D&D or someone recently employ Pinkertons over some sort of rights dispute? I vaguely remember seeing that and thinking "oh, they're still around"

Google hires the Pinkertons to investigate potential labor organizers, I think Amazon uses them for the same thing.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i made friends with him and now he watches over me.



https://twitter.com/MattHighton/status/1678494214072463384?s=20

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




quote:

Welcome to the Hatman Project

Hello. My name is Timothy M. Brown, Jr. and I am the site owner, administrator, and researcher for The Hat Man Project.

I am disappointed by the quality of journalism from these researchers.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
The Man-hat-man project

Is this anything?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Beeswax posted:

The Man-hat-man project

Is this anything?

Yeah, it's something. Keep going

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

the hat man website posted:


My cat was also aware of this spirit. It stopped when I was gifted coins from China that I was told to put near the head of my bed. It has worked! I’ve also learned how to protect myself as I have psychic abilities.


That’s how the story ends.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Does he ever have a name? I want to name m' Hatman Gandhi.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Lobok posted:

Does he ever have a name? I want to name m' Hatman Gandhi.


quote:

This happened a very long time ago, I was between 2 1/2 and 3 yrs. old. So, 1966? It’s the first paranormal experience I remember.

The time of day was late afternoon and it was still sunny and clear outside. I was looking out of a window while I was standing on our couch in the living room. My Mom and Dad were in the kitchen making lunch, and I saw him standing at the end of our driveway. I was fully awake, I didn’t say anything at first we just stared at each other.

He was a solid black figure, blacker than black. The hat looked like a flat, wide-brimmed Spanish hat and he was wearing a cape and looked like The Zorro Movie character I saw 20 years later in a film. There was no face, no eyes but I knew it was staring right at me. He was absolutely evil, and I was filled with the feeling of terror and dread. I let out a piercing scream. My dad ran into the room to see what was going on. I pointed and said, “It’s Mr. Death!”


1966!

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Hat man is a common sleep paralysis vision too. Freaked me out the first couple times. And yeah, looks just like he's usually described, flat wide brimmed hat, black negative space features, etc.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1678771544506650628
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1678516949406416899
https://twitter.com/notbenfish/status/1678585392189042689

The guy who posted the BNB bathroom tweet privated their account

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Is it poosible to read Hat Man in your head without hearing it in Scatman John's voice from the song Scatman?

Not for me.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/jestingtime/status/1678609446786809857

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beeswax posted:

The Man-hat-man project

Is this anything?

hatburger

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

unfortunately yes this did work

🍦🎤🧢

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'


unfortunately the icebergs are five times smaller and lighter than a hundred years ago

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Horace posted:

unfortunately the icebergs are five times smaller and lighter than a hundred years ago

Icebergs went woke I see

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1678782725065408512?s=20

https://twitter.com/DJValentine1990/status/1678783648810631168?s=20

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Lazy_Liberal posted:

unfortunately yes this did work

🍦🎤🧢

Gang Gang!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Someone should tell him he’s paraphrasing his ex-wife’s commercial for AMC in an attempt to avoid answering the question with one of his own movies.

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


Strange how all actors agree the best way to see a film is in a packed theatre

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Horace posted:

unfortunately the icebergs are five times smaller and lighter than a hundred years ago

I reckon the meteors could pick up the slack


And the Danish one is a convoluted language invented by a german in the 1800s...

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I am ready to pack my bags! :tipshat:

https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1678294229842370561?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/rhunwords/status/1678153527246614528?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/NicholasPegg/status/1678776866487021569
:iceburn:

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Is it poosible to read Hat Man in your head without hearing it in Scatman John's voice from the song Scatman?

Not for me.
Agreed, kind of makes it hard to find him threatening. I just picture him appearing in the corner then doing some jazz dancing.

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