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it's vulvas all the way down
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Resdfru posted:Is there anything worth it in atomic heart or is it just a standard not-shooter. haven't seen any chatter about the story, just the ballerinas
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:55 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Steam Thread: it's vulvas all the way down
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:56 |
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There's also the horny fridge.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:59 |
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Jack Trades posted:There's also the horny fridge. I take it back, this is my thread title nomination.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 21:02 |
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It is a spicy chicken game.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 21:10 |
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According to achievements, only 11% of Dave the diver players have fed the cat enough. Shameful. Disgraceful.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 22:32 |
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Det_no posted:According to achievements, only 11% of Dave the diver players have fed the cat enough. Shameful. Disgraceful. I hardly go to the restaurant during the day so managed to completely miss that there was a cat there. Thank you for bringing this oversight to my attention. Also explains the cat food I've been finding; was wondering what the hell Bancho was going to end up making with it
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 22:38 |
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Thanks for chiming in everyone; ended up cutting RE8, Kena and Beat Hazard (I never end up playing these 'use your own music' games) and threw in Slay the Spire. Played it a bit on Game Pass, bounced off, but wanted to give it another try.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 23:54 |
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If nothing else Slay the Spire has an absolutely wild modding community. I only went up to like ascension 2 on the main 4 characters in core StS but I've sunk another couple hundred hours into mods. Like its so moddable that one of the mods I played last week had a full painting program built into the mod to paint your own card art mid-run.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 00:31 |
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So does every musou game on Steam kind of suck? I used to love Dynasty Warriors games but it seems the only things available are the bad new ones, crappy PC ports of the old ones, and anime ones I'm not interested in.
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Objective Action posted:If nothing else Slay the Spire has an absolutely wild modding community. I only went up to like ascension 2 on the main 4 characters in core StS but I've sunk another couple hundred hours into mods. It even has a semi-official expansion on Steam. Downfall loads from a completely different executable even https://store.steampowered.com/app/...3QtToUAnk2_3Vsp
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drat Dirty Ape posted:So does every musou game on Steam kind of suck? I used to love Dynasty Warriors games but it seems the only things available are the bad new ones, crappy PC ports of the old ones, and anime ones I'm not interested in. Yeah the anime warriors games are the ones with decent gameplay and the rest are trash.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 00:46 |
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Weedle posted:what is this poo poo. where's the quake 1 sequel If it makes you feel any better we're most likely getting a Quake 2 remaster in a few month.
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sirtommygunn posted:Yeah the anime warriors games are the ones with decent gameplay and the rest are trash. Which one specifically should you get if you want to try out those kinds of games and don't care too much if they're anime. I've just always been curious about these games but couldn't deal with Dynasty Warriors 8's jank PC port.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:06 |
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Phigs posted:Which one specifically should you get if you want to try out those kinds of games and don't care too much if they're anime. As somebody who intensely doesn't give a crap about One Piece, Pirate Warriors 4 was the single best Musou experience I've ever had.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:18 |
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Pirate Warriors 3&4, the One Piece ones, are well regarded.
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so uh can anyone lay out for me what the gameplay is actually like in Stranger of Paradise? i haven't paid any attention to it at all since the limp bizkit thing but people have been talking it up enough in here that i'm curious
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:19 |
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Phigs posted:Which one specifically should you get if you want to try out those kinds of games and don't care too much if they're anime. One Piece Pirate Warriors 3 is the one I got and its more warriors gameplay than I'll ever need, and is also 4 dollars on the sale right now.
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Ciaphas posted:so uh can anyone lay out for me what the gameplay is actually like in Stranger of Paradise? i haven't paid any attention to it at all since the limp bizkit thing but people have been talking it up enough in here that i'm curious It’s basically a Final Fantasy take on the Soulsborne genre by the team behind the Ni-Oh games. Though, I found it a lot more fun that my, admittedly brief time with Ni-Oh. The progression tree constantly pushes you towards new jobs and you can switch between two at one time. It’s really fun. Levels aren’t very long. There’s a few different difficulty levels. The story is also genuinely good. Despite the “gently caress CHAOS” memes from the marketing, Jack is genuinely likeable and he’s got a lot of parallels to another hero turned villain named Jack from another popular long running video game franchise.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:31 |
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Resdfru posted:It's pretty to look at but so far it just feels like a bioshock-alike. With unfunny banter and characters and vulvas everywhere. Plus it's mostly checkpoints which Im not a fan of. This is precisely what it is. Ammo scarcity is relieved later on*, but Bioshock-alike woth unfunny banter is the core gameplay loop. *deconstructing is 100% efficient so you can always pull apart anmo and loot to make the ammo type you want without losing anything.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:34 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:If it makes you feel any better we're most likely getting a Quake 2 remaster in a few month. it doesn’t! quake 2 sux!!!
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Detective No. 27 posted:It’s basically a Final Fantasy take on the Soulsborne genre by the team behind the Ni-Oh games. Though, I found it a lot more fun that my, admittedly brief time with Ni-Oh. The progression tree constantly pushes you towards new jobs and you can switch between two at one time. It’s really fun. Levels aren’t very long. There’s a few different difficulty levels. weirdly specific dislike, i know
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Ciaphas posted:if it's the Nioh team i'm guessing the game loving drowns the player in loot, right? nowadays sifting through a pile of gear makes me want to just turn the drat game off. never did finish wo long, for example - I just didn't want to deal with character/gear loadouts It does have loot, yeah. There's a very good "auto-equip" which specs by classes and the party members if that helps.
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claw game handjob posted:It does have loot, yeah. There's a very good "auto-equip" which specs by classes and the party members if that helps.
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Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:51 |
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kazil posted:Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion
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I was thinking about Frankenstein OR The Modern Prometheus
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kazil posted:Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion
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Oh yeah, the auto-equip is a godsend. I never had to worry about micromanaging my load out.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 02:34 |
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kazil posted:Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion One of the things I liked very much about Bloodborne: felt like all of the armor was pretty much the same so you could just focus on style and being dapper as heck. In fact, I think most of the Souls games are kind of like this: most of the fights are down to just blocking/dodging skill, and the amount of extra hits you can take with armor feels very negligible at times unless you go all-in extreme on it, so feels like you can just ignore it (which most people do, judging from all the loincloth cavemen speedrunners). Detective No. 27 posted:Oh yeah, the auto-equip is a godsend. I never had to worry about micromanaging my load out. Is there a point in SoP where the auto-equip or just equipping the highest numbers starts to become detrimental? I imagine it's one of those typical games where you can ignore gear until you hit the post-game which expects you to utilize gear to enhance your build, but perhaps SoP goes against the grain and demands it earlier? Just curious. FutureCop fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jul 12, 2023 |
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FutureCop posted:One of the things I liked very much about Bloodborne: felt like all of the armor was pretty much the same so you could just focus on style and being dapper as heck. In fact, I think most of the Souls games are kind of like this: most of the fights are down to just blocking/dodging skill, and the amount of extra hits you can take with armor feels very negligible at times unless you go all-in extreme on it, so feels like you can just ignore it (which most people do, judging from all the loincloth cavemen speedrunners). You can keep slamming auto optimize through the entirety of NG on hard difficulty and continue to do so through the NG+ CHAOS difficulty. the NG++ BAHAMUT difficulty is the point where the game expects you to actually look at stats. it's a good idea to go to the auto dismantle settings in the options every couple missions and bump up the item level of gear to be marked for auto dismantle. just do that, hit auto optimize once or twice a mission and you can ignore gear for a good 30 hours. Owl Inspector fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jul 12, 2023 |
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kazil posted:Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion But I go nude everywhere EDIT: Or in one of those medieval diapers at MOST
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 02:57 |
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kazil posted:Wish more games treated gear like dress-up instead of stats explosion It's more fun when you have to make a tradeoff between looking like a clown or having valuable gear imo
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Owl Inspector posted:You can keep slamming auto optimize through the entirety of NG on hard difficulty and continue to do so through the NG+ CHAOS difficulty. the NG++ BAHAMUT difficulty is the point where the game expects you to actually look at stats. Good to know: more generous than I thought, mayhaps a bit too generous, but hey, I usually like being able to ignore all the bizarre gear stats (great, I get 2% more chance for ignite to proc if it's a full moon and the enemy is electric element...wait, this isn't even a fire weapon!) While we're at this, was curious if anyone had some opinions on some of my odder choices for potential Summer Sale games: Rabi-Ribi: I like the idea of crazy boss fights, but I'm worried about the anime cringe quotient and I feel like dealing with bullet-hell patterns while being stuck on the ground might be very frustrating? Tower of Time: I like the idea of a more fast-paced combat-heavy light-story RTWP CRPG, but I'm wondering if it loses too much as it seems a bit lackluster in some aspects, and maybe I should just get something like PoE2. CRYPTARK: Seems fun going into raid ships and dealing with their security systems in certain orders: just curious whether it has enough variety/progression/gamefeel/etc to last. Miasmata: Just came off of Amnesia The Bunker and remembered this. I like the idea of landmarking and having to watch your footing like Death Stranding and such, but wondering if it gets a bit tedious or boring or is outdated. Mega Man Zero/ZX Collection: Wondering whether this is a good port, and curious whether someone has a better recommendation for a Mega Man Zero-ish game instead. FutureCop fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jul 12, 2023 |
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Weedle posted:it doesn’t! quake 2 sux!!! Yeah quake 2 is the worst id game imo. What I'd like to see is a quake 1 reimagined to its original crazy rear end ideas.
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FutureCop posted:While we're at this, was curious if anyone had some opinions on some of my odder choices for potential Summer Sale games: EDIT: If you need more details on just how bad the story is, there's a currently-running LP of it that rips it to shreds. TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jul 12, 2023 |
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Started the system shock remake and while I'm embarrassed to say I actually bothered to look for the first keypad code instead of just mashing 451, I did eat enough snacks on floor 1 to get an achievement called Look At You, Snacker so I think I'm doing it right
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FutureCop posted:Rabi-Ribi: I like the idea of crazy boss fights, but I'm worried about the anime cringe quotient and I feel like dealing with bullet-hell patterns while being stuck on the ground might be very frustrating? IIRC there's an option to turn off some of the more blatant images, and you'll have a sense of how much you like it within the refund limit.
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Owl Inspector posted:Started the system shock remake and while I'm embarrassed to say I actually bothered to look for the first keypad code instead of just mashing 451, I did eat enough snacks on floor 1 to get an achievement called Look At You, Snacker so I think I'm doing it right I overheard an NPC in Atomic Heart mention the code to something was 0451 and I rolled my eyes so hard that I nearly blinded myself.
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