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Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Subjunctive posted:



Here we go, it’s feast time.

Oh I can't wait to see this poo poo

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Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

I hope someone gets a tattoo adding a bunch of extra fingers all over their hand.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day




whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That might be the most "Yeah, no poo poo" title I've ever seen.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Multiple people have paid thousands of dollars for tattoos exactly like that

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


Is this an armpit smell joke?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
to me it's like if you're gonna just blackout tattoo yourself you could just wear clothes?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That looks fine, blackout isn't my thing but whatever.

Or am I missing something?

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
That is actually pretty rad.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



r/shittytattoos has been a goldmine recently, especially with people posting dogshit that they like and then get into a rage about when they’re… confirmed to be lovely tattoos.

This one just made me laugh at least.



Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
This was probably already posted here, but now you get to see it again!

https://twitter.com/treacletatts/status/1629449063828430850?s=19



Bonus, apparently from the same artist:

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Is it still theft if you gently caress it up that bad?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I think it qualifies as vandalism.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Propaganda Hour posted:

Is it still theft if you gently caress it up that bad?

"Legally Distinct"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wednesday took one hell of a right hook to the nose but kept on dancing I guess :shrug:

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
It rough out there for a jobbing tattoo artist, people shove poo poo they find on Pinterest in your face and expect to get it on them. Then again I'm a digital artist and I've had my work harvested for bootleg shirts, art tefth hurts


e: 100 dollars!?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Marcade posted:

I think it qualifies as vandalism.

She sure stole that nose from a Picasso painting...

whypick1 posted:

Wednesday took one hell of a right hook to the nose but kept on dancing I guess :shrug:

:hmmyes:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Tattoo fits the person 100%

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Fuckin A that's almost a dead ringer for an ex of mine :catstare:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Hundreds AND Thousands?!?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


"Oh hey, that's a kinda cute make-up idea. Wait, what thread am I reading agai- :catstare:"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Large Testicles posted:

Hundreds AND Thousands?!?

You too can look like you just faceplanted at an ice cream parlor

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I almost wouldn't hate that, except it's...well, on a face. :ohdear:

Perestroika posted:

"Oh hey, that's a kinda cute make-up idea. Wait, what thread am I reading agai- :catstare:"

:same:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“This will be cute… FOREVER”

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



So this one came up on my feed, it’s obviously done well - and it should be, Squid Ink ain’t cheap - but I’m dying to know if the person who got it done (on a Mediterranean Cruise, so likely not American) or the artist in question (British) was just doing a cute panda tattoo, or knew this is the Panda Express logo.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





-tattoo studio ON A CRUISE SHIP
-gimmicky squid ink
-small photorealistic (not done well imo) pieces that probably cost as much as my sleeve
-more model looking photos than tattoos in that person's IG

fuckin :yikes:

Fake edit: actually I think squid ink is just the name of the shop?

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Johnny Truant posted:

Fake edit: actually I think squid ink is just the name of the shop?

I would be shocked if you can tattoo with legit squid ink.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

'Cephalopod Ink' on Wikipedia posted:

The ink is extracted from the ink sacs during preparation of the dead cephalopod

Squid Ink's website posted:

Our cruelty-free, vegan tattoo inks

:thunk:

I think it's just a name OP

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The rooster signifies

Strength
Virility
Good stuff
Giblets
Sand


*Photo of the Nandos logo*

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


A cruise is definitely the best place to get a tattoo, nothing like being unable to go into the sun or water during your tropical vacation

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Nothing like having an open wound when you're exposed to more disease vectors in a day than most people experience in a year.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

That’s fake right? That has to be fake right?

I went looking for the source because I have no idea if it’s fake or not, and while I still don’t know atbge on reddit is full of tattoos for this thread - it is mostly :nws: though

Hulk has pink nips

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
One of your heads is looking a little green today, Zaphod

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Shoehead posted:

The rooster signifies

Cheekiness

*Photo of the Nandos logo*

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



DRINK ME posted:

That’s fake right? That has to be fake right?

I went looking for the source because I have no idea if it’s fake or not, and while I still don’t know atbge on reddit is full of tattoos for this thread - it is mostly :nws: though

Hulk has pink nips


I have no doubt said it before and will say it again itt:

How do you expect to ever have missionary sex with a woman again after getting that? I'm picturing the dude on top of me, thrusting away, and here's the Hulk bobbing back and forth, grimacing at me right at eye level and that's when I start laughing hysterically

Edit: also wanna see that in 30 years when dude's lost his muscle tone and Hulk looks like Swamp Thing

JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 15:34 on Jul 14, 2023

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

she has to have she hulk in the same place and the hulk tats kiss while you do it

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JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



OwlFancier posted:

she has to have she hulk in the same place and the hulk tats kiss while you do it

Hulk and Shulky are cousins, so that tracks with my idea of the sort of people that get these

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