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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




J dog you need to get a punnet of ice cream, microwave it and stick in a straw. slurp it like we know you can.

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Jestery posted:

Up until today fairly normal, but I basically had to have a sit down for 40 minutes after intermittent dizzy spells at work today that clinched the "doctor now, or ambulance in a month" dynamic to me

Unless I had been making concerted efforts to eat, imo, I would be in the mid 60s now which, as you say is scary. I'm 6'5" ± 1cm and that's an issue

Hey mate, I'm a similar height to you and willing to donate about 15kgs if you want it.

TypeOneWombat
Jun 9, 2023

ErKeL posted:

Worth a check on that one yeah. If it's your pancreas one of the big symptoms other than ridiculous weight loss is having to piss a lot. A blood test is fairly quick and easy to to confirm it.

I was 45kg at 6ft before I was diagnosed. Looked like an absolute skeleton. I have type 1 though.
Now I'm a big rig.

I was almost the same. I pissed like a racehorse and lost a lot of weight. I was a fat kid and I slimmed down overnight. My parents thought it was puberty, but I stayed with a cousin who was a nurse one Easter and they told my Olds to take me straight to the doctor when we got back. Lo and behold, Type 1 Diabeetus, and I was never skinny again.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Wires text me if the volunteer attended to collect the red belly yesterday arvo; which they hadn't
Got down to -2 overnight, so found it dead this morning

:rip: sorry I didn't have a heat lamp brochacho

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Infinitum posted:

Wires text me if the volunteer attended to collect the red belly yesterday arvo; which they hadn't
Got down to -2 overnight, so found it dead this morning

:rip: sorry I didn't have a heat lamp brochacho

Send them a picture of the dead snake and the text.

Actually don't, they're volunteers, gotta be half a nightmare trying to get poo poo done at the best of times.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

gex is back

they gotta bring back croc and his quest for gobbos

Jez San recently tweeted that they're looking at doing Croc HD

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Send them a picture of the dead snake and the text.

Actually don't, they're volunteers, gotta be half a nightmare trying to get poo poo done at the best of times.

Give yourself an uppercut, hey

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Infinitum posted:

Give yourself an uppercut, hey

That's no way to start my day

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
if a packet of chips comes in a lightly salted variety then they should also come in a salted variety

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Got myself pretty hosed up by getting Boostrix and the flu vaccine at the same time. Been off work all week Alhamdulillah

Mrs spergo is due in like 2-5 weeks max. Shits getting real

Hope all youse cunce are doing well

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Non Compos Mentis posted:

if a packet of chips comes in a lightly salted variety then they should also come in a salted variety

lightly salted implies the existence of a heavily salted

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




or, more interestingly, a darkly salted ...

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

well why not posted:

lightly salted implies the existence of a heavily salted

:yeah:

gimme salty chips, im an adult i can handle it

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Anyone remember the promotion where chips came with an extra sachet of flavouring? Extra salt etc. The salt and vinegar packs came with a sachet of powdered vinegar which made my lips numb for about an hour.

gently caress, I just realised that was like 25 years ago.

TypeOneWombat
Jun 9, 2023

Bill Posters posted:

Anyone remember the promotion where chips came with an extra sachet of flavouring? Extra salt etc. The salt and vinegar packs came with a sachet of powdered vinegar which made my lips numb for about an hour.

gently caress, I just realised that was like 25 years ago.

Yeah they were amazing, they were the Samboy brand iirc

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
Serious question: what's the difference between samboys and smiths? I can't tell the difference between their salt and vins.

Or is it just like Jatz and Ritz? A large company branding the same poo poo 2 different ways to build division and get all the business from both sides?

In any case, samboy and Ritz for life. gently caress those other cunts.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
yeah that was samboy

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I remember i used to just smash the salt and vinegar flavour pack right into my mouth. I wonder how many teenagers snorted those on a dare.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Caesar Saladin posted:

I remember i used to just smash the salt and vinegar flavour pack right into my mouth. I wonder how many teenagers snorted those on a dare.

couldnt be any worse than snorting crushed up pink mitsubishis or whatever the'yre buying as 'cocaine' now.

KRILLIN IN THE NAME
Mar 25, 2006

:ssj:goku i won't do what u tell me:ssj:


Beardcrumb posted:

Or is it just like Jatz and Ritz? A large company branding the same poo poo 2 different ways to build division and get all the business from both sides?

What? Aren't Jatz the crispy ones and Ritz the crumbly ones? the textures are completely different

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I know I've never copped a knee to the Ritz.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Beardcrumb posted:

Serious question: what's the difference between samboys and smiths? I can't tell the difference between their salt and vins.

Or is it just like Jatz and Ritz? A large company branding the same poo poo 2 different ways to build division and get all the business from both sides?

In any case, samboy and Ritz for life. gently caress those other cunts.

jatz are malted and ritz are butter based i think

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
anyone got a recommendation for a teenager who wants a synth he can do loops on? I don't really want to get 3-4 separate devices for now, some sort of m-audio that can plug in to a laptop is what I'm thinking, but I'm willing to listen to suggestions.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm apparently the picture of health

"Your BMI is in the normal weight range"

Yes oval office , I'm having to eat a comical amount of food to maintain that

Someone is gunna look at my poo and blood, so oh well

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Weight loss is serious, don't gently caress around with that GP any longer

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




starkebn posted:

anyone got a recommendation for a teenager who wants a synth he can do loops on? I don't really want to get 3-4 separate devices for now, some sort of m-audio that can plug in to a laptop is what I'm thinking, but I'm willing to listen to suggestions.

does he want to make songs or be a synth nerd? If he wants to make songs, get him a DAW on a laptop (ableton, logic, cubase etc). If he wants to be a synth nerd, get him a degree in finance or dentistry.

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

What? Aren't Jatz the crispy ones and Ritz the crumbly ones? the textures are completely different

I am shook. Is that true? I've never eaten them one after the other for comparison. Either way I've chosen my team and I will die on this hill.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Leslie Phillips in Gex 2, Danny John-Jules in Gex 3.

We also got Dana Gould in Gex 1.

lol

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

What? Aren't Jatz the crispy ones and Ritz the crumbly ones? the textures are completely different

yeah Jatz are tasty and crunchy, Ritz have the texture of a Jatz that was briefly submerged in water.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Ritz disintegrate the moment you try to put spread or dip on them

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Aren't ritz from canada jr?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
yeah ritz are nabisco, jatz are bird biscuit

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ili posted:

Aren't ritz from canada jr?

Ritz are 'Merican and are unnecessarily rich and buttery, almost greasy.

Having grown up on Ritz, Jatz is the superior cracker.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




this is a sao-exclusive thread everyone

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

well why not posted:

does he want to make songs or be a synth nerd? If he wants to make songs, get him a DAW on a laptop (ableton, logic, cubase etc). If he wants to be a synth nerd, get him a degree in finance or dentistry.

yeah, he wants to tinkle the ivory specifically - we've got an old electronic keyboard already and he wants something fancier

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
everyone knows the rules, last one to finish has to eat the sao

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Jestery posted:

I'm apparently the picture of health

"Your BMI is in the normal weight range"

Yes oval office , I'm having to eat a comical amount of food to maintain that

Someone is gunna look at my poo and blood, so oh well

ur not fat, thats mean ur healthy!!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

well why not posted:

or, more interestingly, a darkly salted ...

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue!

The plaster tech used this joke to distract the young dude whose stitches I was pulling out a couple weeks back.

I very nearly opened his leg with the suture scalpel.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

starkebn posted:

anyone got a recommendation for a teenager who wants a synth he can do loops on? I don't really want to get 3-4 separate devices for now, some sort of m-audio that can plug in to a laptop is what I'm thinking, but I'm willing to listen to suggestions.

porn suggestion

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I grew up with Savoys, rarely came across Jatz and almost never Ritz

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