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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Well, technically, they were hocking themselves.

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Exciting to see the time honored trek tradition of Spock wearing beanies come back

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
We never do find out the mystery of Janeways weird loving holonovel about being a governess to children and why she shouldn't go to the 4th floor.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Hollismason posted:

We never do find out the mystery of Janeways weird loving holonovel about being a governess to children and why she shouldn't go to the 4th floor.
That's where all of the ghost fucker candles are

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Non Compos Mentis posted:

space hooker gangtag when

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
One please

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Don't leave me dangling

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
hopefully a mod will come past and do the needful

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

? !

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


bummed i missed out on experience bij, i even own the board game!

or owned anyway, my mom lost it somehow years ago even though it was in a big box marked "STAR TREK"

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
somehow

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


Well, I didn't get to experience BIJ so I might as well take this one. If it needs to replace something, replace the GP2 thread-one from F1 thread.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Zesty posted:

somehow

i know right lol. it's a valuable collectable mom!!



but yeah if i can't experience bij i'll be a space hooker

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Enterprise often showed us the regulation starfleet underwear for both men and women.

It's blue.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i dont like how big the inside of the shuttle is in strange new worlds

WattsvilleBlues
Jan 25, 2005

Every demon wants his pound of flesh

Drone_Fragger posted:

Picard series 4 should have the neck bulging parasite bugs from series 1 of TNG that were set up as being a huge villain for the show then disappeared after they saw how bad the episode sucked. That should be the entire series.

Fun fact: the Borg were meant to be those parasites, who turned into humanoid insectoid creatures (not those ones). The budget for Q-Who didn't allow them to fulfill this idea so they went with incels with tubes in their faces.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Non Compos Mentis posted:

i dont like how big the inside of the shuttle is in strange new worlds

The TOS shuttle was pretty huge inside too. It'd be neat if SNW added the scouter or something too.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

WattsvilleBlues posted:

Fun fact: the Borg were meant to be those parasites, who turned into humanoid insectoid creatures (not those ones). The budget for Q-Who didn't allow them to fulfill this idea so they went with incels with tubes in their faces.

....And later the Borg Queen was added because the writers realized that they wrote themselves into a corner with too perfect enemy, you cannot reason with it, they always have that one agenda, and your only options are to fight or run away. So Borg Queen was added so that the hive could be negotiated, bargained or reasoned with, or it could have its own agenda and objectives.

This, of course, also means that the Queen is the weakest link in the hive and the collective would be better off by eliminating the local branch managers.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

MikeJF posted:

The TOS shuttle was pretty huge inside too. It'd be neat if SNW added the scouter or something too.

i like the TOS shuttle because it has a kind of motorhome feel to the inside

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i dont like how big the inside of the shuttle is in strange new worlds

feels more like a runabout than a shuttle.

do they show the shuttle bay in SNW? because yeah it seems like the shuttles are huge.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

MikeJF posted:

The TOS shuttle was pretty huge inside too. It'd be neat if SNW added the scouter or something too.

SNW would be the perfect opportunity to try and get some of those insane shuttle designs Jeffries came up with but they never had the budget to implement back in the 60s on screen like the submarine one or the plane one.

E: Oh I guess the Aquashuttle was in TAS at least.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Jul 15, 2023

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

nine-gear crow posted:

SNW would be the perfect opportunity to try and get some of those insane shuttle designs Jeffries came up with but they never had the budget to implement back in the 60s like the submarine one or the plane one.

it's a gooberfish!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Non Compos Mentis posted:

i dont like how big the inside of the shuttle is in strange new worlds

The Tardis Turbolifts are a much bigger concern imo

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Cthulu Carl posted:

Wil Wheaton having to make all the dice rolls certainly explains how a lot of things turned out...

LOL.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
For such a safety focused organisation the federation is surprisingly averse to seatbelts.

* Shuttle pilot gets thrown from their chair by a minor space-bump and hits their head on the space-bulkhead for the 5th time this space-month *

"Damage to the space-hull on decks 14 through 17 and also Ensign Cooper has a space-concussion"

* Ship's Space-Risk Assessment Officer shakes his head and sighs wearily *

"There has to be a better way!"

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Jul 15, 2023

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


If Gene was alive we would have got to see weird goo sex with Kira

Berman was a coward

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ReelBigLizard posted:

For such a safety focused organisation the federation is surprisingly averse to seatbelts.

Lol at calling the federation "safety focused".

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
SNW keeping the mothers be weirdos trend going

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

I'm gonna cut out side panels in some tops to give the tabard look a go

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that dude is totally rockin' the skant

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i like that one

also its canonical that every male in starfleet is freeballing 24/7

they call it "going commander"

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


ds9 e164: If Gene was alive we would have got to see Kira have hot goo sex

Behr and Berman were both loving cowards :colbert:

WattsvilleBlues
Jan 25, 2005

Every demon wants his pound of flesh
In the end, isn't every sex hot goo sex?:gizz:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
can the replicators replicate weapons ammo? or do the ships have to restock at spacedock every now and then?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




WattsvilleBlues posted:

In the end, isn't every sex hot goo sex?:gizz:

And if the tongue is ever involved it's tentacle sex. :eng101:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


WattsvilleBlues posted:

In the end, isn't every sex hot goo sex?:gizz:

the goo doesnt usually surround you, penetrate you, or bind you, no

(desperately hoping this sounds like a The Force reference lmao)

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


What exactly would happen if Julian just said no to Section 31 lmao. They cant do poo poo officially, and unofficially idk if they would even bother the risk of exposure that comes with attacking a Starfleet officer

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd post a lot more in this thread but I am afraid of SNW spoilers, hence....

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
ok.

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

alexandriao posted:

What exactly would happen if Julian just said no to Section 31 lmao. They cant do poo poo officially, and unofficially idk if they would even bother the risk of exposure that comes with attacking a Starfleet officer

Nothing. But Sloane asked in a way that he knew he wouldn't refuse.

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