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ilmucche posted:Lmao excellent, great spot. I mean, everyone has had the shits hit them at random times, but the person just bounced in top 8 contention.
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Toshimo posted:lol this guy don't even know about quad sleeving pretty soon mfers are gonna need to use bcw longboxes for their decks edit: I'm gonna die laughing the first time someone reports their sleeves fusing together and either damaging or not being able to remove their cards from them
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Jul 16, 2023 01:43
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laughs in Battle of Wits
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Jul 16, 2023 01:47
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You don't even know a fraction of my true power...
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[img-that.yugioh.meme.deck.jpg]
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Jul 16, 2023 01:48
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Make Battle of Wits legal in every constructed format, WotC.
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Jul 16, 2023 01:55
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Silhouette posted:[img-that.yugioh.meme.deck.jpg] Legally you could recreate that deck as a magic deck, altho obviously youd be dqed game 1 for not being able to shuffle it properly
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Jul 16, 2023 03:35
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I googled thickest yugioh deck assuming it's an image of a deck sleeved in plastic hardcase PSA shells or something. That was not what I got lol
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googling "yugioh thick"? in this economy??
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Pulled this today: Zalmun fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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Jul 16, 2023 04:44
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Cool card that I can’t tell what it is or does gj
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Jul 16, 2023 06:37
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look at this scrub who can't read tengwar
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Look at this Cryptic Command hater, smh
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Cool card that I can’t tell what it is or does gj 5 points if you know what this does without assistance  50 points if you know what this does without assistance  and lol 
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Jul 16, 2023 06:49
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Counter/bounce/draw/tap down their board Etb draw, landfall x1 gain 4 life x2 make WURG x3 dome your opponents and their planeswalkers for 4 First strike, deeathtouch When it attack, sac a land and draw a card, opponents creatures and nonbasics etb tapped what do I win Edit: gently caress, checked scryfall and frogrider barbie can sac lands or creatures, and you also can play an additional land lmao that card has too much fuckin text
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Jul 16, 2023 07:02
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Isn't cryptic counter/bounce/tap/draw? I think there's some edge case where the order of resolution makes a difference, but I might be thinking of Kaya's guile
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Ah, but can you choose tap if your opponent has hexproof?
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mossyfisk posted:Ah, but can you choose tap if your opponent has hexproof? Yes, and it's all opponents
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Zalmun posted:Pulled this today: Great pull, these are going for over a grand
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lol I hadn't seen that they made a textless thalia+gitrog. that's even more of a troll than the omnath
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the textless king: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/kljz67/mpr_are_returning_quick_look_at_the_newest/
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:5 points if you know what this does without assistance Imo these look so dumb
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Goa Tse-tung posted:the textless king: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/kljz67/mpr_are_returning_quick_look_at_the_newest/ Honestly, Chains of Mephistopheles isn't even that complicated. It was just obscenely wordy (and badly, at that) when it was printed, but it can be simplified pretty easily to "if you would draw an extra card, discard first before that draw. If you can't discard, mill instead of drawing." Even with Cryptic Command, remembering which modes target and which order they're in can matter for weird corner cases.
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Johnny Truant posted:Imo these look so dumb All cards should have text less versions. I'm not ready for them now, I've been playing Magic only since Unfinity. But I assume once I get good, stop picking draft colours before the first pack is opened and such I will be ready for text less Magic like I assume all of those who have been playing for 5-10+ years can do. The end goal is to not need cards at all, just something to shuffle the mental order of the cards.
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Khanstant posted:The end goal is to not need cards at all, just something to shuffle the mental order of the cards. Magic as Richard Garfield, Ph.D. intended.
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Khanstant posted:All cards should have text less versions. I'm not ready for them now, I've been playing Magic only since Unfinity. But I assume once I get good, stop picking draft colours before the first pack is opened and such I will be ready for text less Magic like I assume all of those who have been playing for 5-10+ years can do. The end goal is to not need cards at all, just something to shuffle the mental order of the cards. I look forward to playing against your imaginary deck! 
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Khanstant posted:All cards should have text less versions. I'm not ready for them now, I've been playing Magic only since Unfinity. But I assume once I get good, stop picking draft colours before the first pack is opened and such I will be ready for text less Magic like I assume all of those who have been playing for 5-10+ years can do. The end goal is to not need cards at all, just something to shuffle the mental order of the cards. Mental Magic is a thing. You shuffle up a deck of cards, but they are any card with that type and casting cost that you can think of instead. No casting duplicates!
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Khanstant posted:All cards should have text less versions. I'm not ready for them now, I've been playing Magic only since Unfinity. But I assume once I get good, stop picking draft colours before the first pack is opened and such I will be ready for text less Magic like I assume all of those who have been playing for 5-10+ years can do. The end goal is to not need cards at all, just something to shuffle the mental order of the cards. "why yes, I just so happened to mentally draw my four copies of counterspell in my top 10 cards of my mind-deck. it's been the same for every other game I've played? look buddy it's probability, read a math textbook some time"
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It's mental magic so you can imagine the impartial certified judge-dealer who risks prison time and MtG disbarment, that all games of Magic should have out of the pack. These tiny pack sized dealers can be trusted to fairly deal cards psychically.
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The next step in "are judges cops?": does "kill the cop in your head" apply to the judge in your head too?
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Judges being cops explains why the one I play with keeps killing my Rin and Seri.
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I'm on the east coast for a while and at a Commander night in TN there was a cop wearing his badge playing in a pod. Haven't seen that on the west coast. I've played in 3 states now and every store has a player that gets rules questions hurled across the room at them. Is this an elected position?
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JawnV6 posted:I'm on the east coast for a while and at a Commander night in TN there was a cop wearing his badge playing in a pod. Haven't seen that on the west coast. In my experience the person who gets rules questions is a judge who isn't actually judging the event.
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If i saw a literal cop at a game store thatd be a pretty big reason to immediately leave and never return, gently caress pigs lol
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mandatory lesbian posted:If i saw a literal cop at a game store thatd be a pretty big reason to immediately leave and never return, gently caress pigs lol when he "civil forfeitures" one of your permanents tell him it has fentanyl dust on it
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I guess the limited thread died and everybody plays on arena now anyway but this was my first LOTR draft. Was a pretty fun brew: Nonlegends up top, then legends, then noncreatures.  First picked frodo and got great halls picks 6 and 9 but never saw another... Lost a round against a very solid UR deck that went flametongue amass into treason of isenguard to rebuy it two more times lol. Otherwise pretty smooth sailing. Notable plays being legend ruling a frodo for two tempts, two 1/1s and a draw all for GW, and at other points getting the sick old man willow plus faramir engine going, and the turn three ent off saccing pathfinder to rise. Overall I am enjoying the format quite a lot, though not the increased price.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Judges being cops explains why the one I play with keeps killing my Rin and Seri. rough lol
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Lord_Magmar posted:In my experience the person who gets rules questions is a judge who isn't actually judging the event. Sometimes you don't even have to ask them, they're just near you and answer as you and opponent are trying to figure it out or if to ask. The main commander group outside of friends and LGS I go to usually has a person if not 2 who used to be judges, helpful to avoid having to look crap up on your phones
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mandatory lesbian posted:If i saw a literal cop at a game store thatd be a pretty big reason to immediately leave and never return, gently caress pigs lol Yeah I would grandpa Simpson the gently caress out of there immediately, ACAB
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The allied fetches haven't been crunched out of commander masters yet. Does the rest of the normal set drop today? I know they are revealing the precons starting today.
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