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vyelkin posted:I didn't even know Martin Random was a big Covid guy, I just know him from all his other psychotic permabanned accounts, with stellar posts like these ones: Omg Martin Random is the Brunch Covidian posted:Tip: if you see a fire truck wailing by, look. Look to see if the firefighters are wearing helmets. If so, they're on their way to a fire. You'll wait a long time before seeing this. Honestly? Never. Brunch Covidian posted:They run the same basic scam as the police, but they're beloved because protecting us from fires that never happen doesn't involve beating down blacks and browns. Brunch Covidian posted:To do what Brunch Covidian posted:Exactly. Brunch Covidian posted:Shipping logistics, sure. But what is your stance on those disgusting creatures that yet still walk among us, the firefighters? Brunch Covidian posted:99% of their callouts are to suit up five dudes to be ambulance chasers and the other 1% are rare structure fires which aren't worth trying to save because they're made of engineered materials and burn like paper mache infused with gasoline so they just watch it burn
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:55 |
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love this world he lives in where there arent fires like, not coming from someones house. like thousands of square miles of dry brush or things like that
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:21 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Omg Martin Random is the ahahaha this loving freak
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:23 |
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Kagaya Homoraisan posted:love this world he lives in where there arent fires like, not coming from someones house. like thousands of square miles of dry brush or things like that I'm a bit worried what happened in his reality. Where house fires aren't apparently more common and a greater risk in lower-income areas that are less likely to have buildings up to modern codes or insurance to cover a house burning down.
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:25 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:I'm a bit worried what happened in his reality. Where house fires aren't apparently more common and a greater risk in lower-income areas that are less likely to have buildings up to modern codes or insurance to cover a house burning down. Also, y'know, there's things besides houses that can catch fire.
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:27 |
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personally i subscribe to the firecop canon and think it's sweet
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:27 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Also, y'know, there's things besides houses that can catch fire. No, that's not possible. Everything else in the world says "inflammable" on it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:28 |
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emt shows up to save a gunshot victim and the flamewarriors are there all dripped out in their coats blocking em off with a firehose spray unless they pay the protection money and give up some percos
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:30 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Omg Martin Random is the I may be having reading comprehension issues tonight because I cannot figure out what conspiracy he's insinuating here. By this logic, the government keeps firefighters around despite them being useless because ???
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:31 |
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rules some goons seem to inhabit a dystopian science fiction novel written in the 60s
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:34 |
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The government enjoys taxing people into poverty to spend it on useless social services, I am a leftist.
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:35 |
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running down the streets screaming firefighters are fake right before the end credits roll
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:35 |
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Some of those that burn crosses… are the same that extinguish burning crosses
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:38 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:running down the streets screaming firefighters are fake right before the end credits roll Laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:41 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Some of those that burn crosses… are the same that extinguish burning crosses
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:43 |
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They’re called firefighters because they fight on the side of fire
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:44 |
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mike judge reveal yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_AHRM0Z1zI
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:45 |
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Brunch Covidian posted:I have no idea what we can possibly do. But... Let me get my bearings. Would-be arsonist and child-killer really bitter about firefighters for some reason???
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:45 |
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come the gently caress on l ol
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:50 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:mike judge reveal yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_AHRM0Z1zI Lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:51 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Omg Martin Random is the Incredible, goons are the most powerful beings on earth
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:51 |
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I can’t get over the idea that it’s better to just let a home burn, and then go have a chat with the insurance company to get it covered, and build a new one hassle free. Edit: maybe someone told him that firefighters save people’s pets from house fires, and he’s just leading the charge on a new front in CSPAM’s war on dogs
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:55 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:if you look at their profiles 4 of them are active rn but only in the mod forum lol lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:59 |
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Swan Lake Algae Problem posted:I can’t get over the idea that it’s better to just let a home burn, and then go have a chat with the insurance company to get it covered, and build a new one hassle free. in the early 1900s people would set fires in brick buildings so they'd collapse & have the soot all washed off by fire hoses, then they'd gather them up and sell them to construction companies
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 07:00 |
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That’s the kind of hustle culture grindset that we’ve really lost, it’s a sad state of affairs.
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 07:03 |
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vyelkin posted:I didn't even know Martin Random was a big Covid guy, I just know him from all his other psychotic permabanned accounts, with stellar posts like these ones: Antivehicular posted:I just keep thinking about someone typing out "stab yourself again and again in your lower abdomen, you creature" and concluding it's an effective way to burn your posting enemy
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 07:10 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:if you look at their profiles 4 of them are active rn but only in the mod forum lol doing mod work like intended also open the mod forum to the public and discourage any mod chat threads because this poo poo causes the Thin Blue Star bullshit
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 07:29 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:they soak a bunch of some weird seaweed in salt and shoot it up their nose to protect against the covid rays. kids call em seawhippets
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 08:13 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:they soak a bunch of some weird seaweed in salt and shoot it up their nose to protect against the covid rays. kids call em seawhippets lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 08:36 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:they soak a bunch of some weird seaweed in salt and shoot it up their nose to protect against the covid rays. kids call em seawhippets lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 08:37 |
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literally lol at everything
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 08:37 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:they soak a bunch of some weird seaweed in salt and shoot it up their nose to protect against the covid rays. kids call em seawhippets
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 09:16 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Some of those that burn crosses… are the same that extinguish burning crosses Squirting in the name of
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 09:27 |
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wait until they find out that snorting lines of kratom powder protects you from covid [because ur nose is crammed full of dried plant matter, thereby making it impossible for covid to get in]
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 09:51 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Lol the other thread regulars buying him a bulletproof vest cert imagine hating praxis this much
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 10:32 |
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Swan Lake Algae Problem posted:I can’t get over the idea that it’s better to just let a home burn, and then go have a chat with the insurance company to get it covered, and build a new one hassle free. Possessions only have value if you let them so not letting your house and memories burn is capitalism, comrade
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 11:00 |
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The Kins posted:werewolf samurai wanders up and tearfully admits that he has cast shame upon his daimyō but doesn't know how to avoid being cast into rōnin status and asks what to do next Werewolf Samurai Sepukku would be a sick band name
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 11:15 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:they soak a bunch of some weird seaweed in salt and shoot it up their nose to protect against the covid rays. kids call em seawhippets
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# ? Jul 16, 2023 11:34 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:if you look at their profiles 4 of them are active rn but only in the mod forum lol responding to a report requires making a post in the reports forum, so a mod's most recent post being in a hidden forum doesn't mean they're posting in a chat thread or anything like that
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vyelkin posted:responding to a report requires making a post in the reports forum, so a mod's most recent post being in a hidden forum doesn't mean they're posting in a chat thread or anything like that it's the mix of last post today and last visible post being six weeks ago that perks eyebrows tbh
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