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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!


Pretty sure there's supposed to be 36 inches of clearance in front of that cabinet.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Well, there is

Once you open the door

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






"Water heater corroded over time, ended up leaking all over into the carpet, making it waterlogged and eventually mold grew."

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
I thought I was unshakeable, but this took me a minute.

Hasturtium fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jul 17, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Hasturtium posted:

I thought I was unshakeable, but this took me a minute.


I've seen this pic before, but this is the first time noticing something growing in the drawer...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

how tf you not smelling that before something starts growing in it?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Admiral Joeslop posted:



"Water heater corroded over time, ended up leaking all over into the carpet, making it waterlogged and eventually mold grew."

Hot-water flooding is the worst for mold growth.

Inceltown posted:

how tf you not smelling that before something starts growing in it?

I'm sure it was driving her nuts - smelling it, searching high & low, under the bed, checking the carpet...who'd look in the goddamned drawer??

I had a loss once at a house where the disabled son of the house was pissing behind a buffet in the dining room. It absolutely reeked; the adults knew something was amiss but assumed it was the dog.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
When I was very little I stole a little bit of meat after every meal and hid it in a shoebox. I can't remember why I did this, but I remember daycare dropping me off and the box was on the kitchen table and everyone was sitting around like it was an intervention. I feel like whatever my mental state was when I was accumulating meat is where that kid was at with the piss drawer.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
I'm about 50% between "yep being a kid is tough, that happens" and "this sounds bizarre and I need you to explain yourself"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Harvey Mantaco posted:

When I was very little I stole a little bit of meat after every meal and hid it in a shoebox. I can't remember why I did this, but I remember daycare dropping me off and the box was on the kitchen table and everyone was sitting around like it was an intervention. I feel like whatever my mental state was when I was accumulating meat is where that kid was at with the piss drawer.

Did you eat the secret meat?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


While this is viler than anything I did as a kid, I do have distinct memories of peeing in weird places when I was like 4 or 5. The couple that come to mind are the trashbin outside and a dressup helmet. Kids are weird.

I can't imagine wanting to store pee in a drawer though. What was the endgame here?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I just want to know where you can buy a dresser with tight enough construction that pee wouldn't immediately drain out through the seams

e: for reasons other than peeing in it myself

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jul 17, 2023

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



please do not post about your cum drawers

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




With kids it could be anything. Could be he did it in his sleep and was scared to tell anyone. Could be he just thought it was cool. Could be an Alien told him to, who fuckin knows?

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

redshirt posted:

Did you eat the secret meat?

You don't understand art

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Harvey Mantaco posted:

When I was very little I stole a little bit of meat after every meal and hid it in a shoebox. I can't remember why I did this, but I remember daycare dropping me off and the box was on the kitchen table and everyone was sitting around like it was an intervention. I feel like whatever my mental state was when I was accumulating meat is where that kid was at with the piss drawer.

Hulk Hogans Meat Shoebox

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

please do not post about your cum drawers

They're called underwear.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ghostlight posted:

please do not post about your cum drawers

They're called pants

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Captain Hygiene posted:

I just want to know where you can buy a dresser with tight enough construction that pee wouldn't immediately drain out through the seams

e: for reasons other than peeing in it myself

It's small batch kid pee. Little bit on the drawer at a time, it gets down into the joints and forms a nice crusty seal. Just another form of hide-glue. Titebond probably has a formulation very similar to it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

McGavin posted:

They're called underwear.

I want you to know mcgavin that i hate you the most

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ghostlight posted:

please do not post about your cum drawers

On knife-crime island they're known as Spunk Pants.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

how tf you not smelling that before something starts growing in it?

Where do you buy drawers that can hold that much piss without leaking?

E: fb, clearly others have the same purely intellectual interest in the matter

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

On knife-crime island they're known as Spunk Pants.

I could make a life on Knife-Crime Island.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Ghostlight posted:

please do not post about your cum drawers

How about some cum shoes?

https://twitter.com/JasonStrummer/status/1678766876208533509


TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


is this what drip is? i am asking as a confused old person

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Wow 600$ off! What a savings!!!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
So you never question whether you're cumming or going.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Wow 600$ off! What a savings!!!

Yeah, right? Like sure, I'm gonna believe that the socks I have on right now are worth like $500 each :jerkbag:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
batman would never piss in a drawer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

batman would never piss in a drawer

That's quite a moot point, dontcha think?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Milo and POTUS posted:

batman would never piss in a drawer

You don't know that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bat-toddler OTOH...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


No thanks, I make my own.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
When I was 5 years old I tried hatching a chicken egg in the sock drawer. Mom found it before it went bad.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

or maybe that's what she told you and actually she stole your cool chicken

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

When I was very little I stole a little bit of meat after every meal and hid it in a shoebox. I can't remember why I did this, but I remember daycare dropping me off and the box was on the kitchen table and everyone was sitting around like it was an intervention. I feel like whatever my mental state was when I was accumulating meat is where that kid was at with the piss drawer.

I did the same when I was like 5, lol. I had a shoebox with snacks. Pieces of meat, stale bread, crisps, and assorted sweets. I also used to hide bologna under my pillow in case I get peckish at night. That was before my parents divorced, so I don't know what the hell was going on with me at the time.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Gravid Topiary posted:

or maybe that's what she told you and actually she stole your cool chicken

:stare: She wouldn't!?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hasturtium posted:

I thought I was unshakeable, but this took me a minute.


poo poo, where I work there used to be an adult who took up pissing in a corner of the building.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I once told on a guy I caught pissing into part of a machine at work. I felt bad because he was immediately escorted from the building and fired. I actually kinda liked the guy, I just wanted him to stop pissing in the machine. :shrug:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And that wasn't a WW1 gotta cool the machine gun with whatever liquid is available situation, right?

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