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Why not it'll be the least offensive thing in the shithouse
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Jul 17, 2023 04:17
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71523 posted:there's no porn threads on this website lol Oh? Did the pyf cosplay thread finally get gassed
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Jul 17, 2023 05:09
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https://twitter.com/Shmuli/status/1680674189361946624 Lol excellent work google that's an outstanding scam you're facilitating.
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Jul 17, 2023 11:45
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Surely nothing can go wrong by outsourcing all of our information to random people. I used to live near a convenience store that was adjacent to a red light, and so many people used the parking lot to skip the light that Google listed it as a street on maps. Heck, when I'm driving on the highway sometimes I'll put down a fake alert about speed traps or objects in the road, gotta do my part to make people use less gas.
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Jul 17, 2023 13:10
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it's fine, the random people will soon be replaced by raw chatgpt output, bringing you the best word salads on top of your google hits
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Jul 17, 2023 13:13
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I asked Google what the tallest kind of oak was, and it told me that it was the Hyperion tree, a member of the species Quercus lobata which grows in the Sierra Nevada. Hyperion is not an oak, and it does not grow in the Sierra Nevada. The tallest oaks don’t grow in the mountains, either.
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Jul 17, 2023 13:23
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My favourite wrong answers are where it quotes an article about something, but it's quoting an intentionally-wrong counterexample or something Computers can write now, but they still can't read
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Jul 17, 2023 14:13
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Platystemon posted:I asked Google what the tallest kind of oak was, and it told me that it was the Hyperion tree, a member of the species Quercus lobata which grows in the Sierra Nevada. i was trying to search to see if cats can move their eyes independently and google told me that cats cant move their eyes at all
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Jul 17, 2023 14:16
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Al! posted:i was trying to search to see if cats can move their eyes independently and google told me that cats cant move their eyes at all They are hyper-predators and must move their whole head to focus.
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Jul 17, 2023 14:21
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sure, but they are still able to move their eyeballs in their head
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Jul 17, 2023 17:40
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From a job posting: Hype commerce Hype-scale infrastructure
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Jul 17, 2023 17:48
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Spatial posted:My favourite wrong answers are where it quotes an article about something, but it's quoting an intentionally-wrong counterexample or something they’re just like us!
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Jul 17, 2023 17:53
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Al! posted:sure, but they are still able to move their eyeballs in their head The cats' eyes are actually completely stationary; it's the rest of the universe that moves
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Jul 17, 2023 20:55
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HootTheOwl posted:They are hyper-predators and must move their whole head to focus. Got a great idea for kitty ritalin any investors
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Jul 17, 2023 21:15
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Milo and POTUS posted:Got a great idea for kitty ritalin any investors it's like uber for your cat's attention span
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Jul 17, 2023 21:52
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Amazon panopticon going well. https://old.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/comments/14qk2y8/bruh_stop_sign_infraction_how/
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Jul 17, 2023 23:10
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Platystemon posted:Amazon panopticon going well. I'm not sure regular folks grasp the level of omniscient surveillance many truck drivers have been put under in recent years. I work for a large transport company everyone has heard of (not Amazon). There is an eye tracking camera that faces inward in my truck cab, and it is always recording as long as the truck is running, and for a few minutes after it's turned off. If I'm ever not looking out the windshield for more than a few seconds at a time it'll start beeping and a lady's voice will say 'distracted driving distracted driving.' When I'm on the freeway and a car cuts me off it's immediately like 'beep beep increase following distance.' We get weekly scores out of 100 that are entirely based on the feedback this system gives about our driving. So far, the bar is low enough so the false positives don't matter, but something tells me we are at the beginning and not the end of this process...
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Jul 17, 2023 23:42
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crepeface posted:why the hell would you open a porn thread in dnd lol
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Jul 17, 2023 23:55
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koos methodically moderating the porn thread
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Jul 17, 2023 23:55
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A Bag of Milk posted:I'm not sure regular folks grasp the level of omniscient surveillance many truck drivers have been put under in recent years. I work for a large transport company everyone has heard of (not Amazon). There is an eye tracking camera that faces inward in my truck cab, and it is always recording as long as the truck is running, and for a few minutes after it's turned off. If I'm ever not looking out the windshield for more than a few seconds at a time it'll start beeping and a lady's voice will say 'distracted driving distracted driving.' When I'm on the freeway and a car cuts me off it's immediately like 'beep beep increase following distance.' We get weekly scores out of 100 that are entirely based on the feedback this system gives about our driving. So far, the bar is low enough so the false positives don't matter, but something tells me we are at the beginning and not the end of this process... i been meaning to read this book.  https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1630760179334520833?s=20
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Jul 18, 2023 00:01
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A Bag of Milk posted:I'm not sure regular folks grasp the level of omniscient surveillance many truck drivers have been put under in recent years. I work for a large transport company everyone has heard of (not Amazon). There is an eye tracking camera that faces inward in my truck cab, and it is always recording as long as the truck is running, and for a few minutes after it's turned off. If I'm ever not looking out the windshield for more than a few seconds at a time it'll start beeping and a lady's voice will say 'distracted driving distracted driving.' When I'm on the freeway and a car cuts me off it's immediately like 'beep beep increase following distance.' We get weekly scores out of 100 that are entirely based on the feedback this system gives about our driving. So far, the bar is low enough so the false positives don't matter, but something tells me we are at the beginning and not the end of this process... Don't worry, friend - soon our insurers will mandate it in everyone's vehicle PostNouveau posted:From a job posting: This is a genuinely hard problem. Sounds like they've cracked it Amphigory has issued a correction as of 00:07 on Jul 18, 2023 |
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Jul 18, 2023 00:05
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uber_stoat posted:i been meaning to read this book. absolutely wonderful
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Jul 18, 2023 00:09
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Amphigory posted:Don't worry, friend - soon our insurers will mandate it in everyone's vehicle Hmm, drivers of private passenger vehicles being inconvenienced and possibly even dissuaded from driving? Don't threaten me with a good time, I might even change my tune lol
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Jul 18, 2023 00:23
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You can't dissuade people from driving if there is no viable alternative
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Jul 18, 2023 00:30
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A Bag of Milk posted:I'm not sure regular folks grasp the level of omniscient surveillance many truck drivers have been put under in recent years. I work for a large transport company everyone has heard of (not Amazon). There is an eye tracking camera that faces inward in my truck cab, and it is always recording as long as the truck is running, and for a few minutes after it's turned off. If I'm ever not looking out the windshield for more than a few seconds at a time it'll start beeping and a lady's voice will say 'distracted driving distracted driving.' When I'm on the freeway and a car cuts me off it's immediately like 'beep beep increase following distance.' We get weekly scores out of 100 that are entirely based on the feedback this system gives about our driving. So far, the bar is low enough so the false positives don't matter, but something tells me we are at the beginning and not the end of this process... there was a good king of the hill ep about this kinda stuff like 20 years ago and it hasn’t gotten any better
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Jul 18, 2023 01:19
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Milo and POTUS posted:Got a great idea for kitty ritalin any investors Does it work on humans
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Jul 18, 2023 01:34
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kitalin
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Jul 18, 2023 01:35
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wanna pet that ritty
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Jul 18, 2023 01:44
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Extreme micromanagement of an employee's every physical gesture was explored in productivity research in the 50s and 60s. It was abandoned almost immediately for being obviously insane.
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Jul 18, 2023 01:58
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Shrecknet posted:Extreme micromanagement of an employee's every physical gesture was explored in productivity research in the 50s and 60s. 70 years of additional lead poisoning ahoy!
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Jul 18, 2023 02:03
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uber_stoat posted:i been meaning to read this book. Well I guess that's one I no longer crave out of two.
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Jul 18, 2023 02:43
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Kitfox88 posted:absolutely wonderful In every trucker beats the heart of a teamster
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Jul 18, 2023 02:46
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Milo and POTUS posted:In every trucker beats the heart of a teamster I was talking to a UPS driver I know whose route overlaps mine just today. He said management is completely intractable, the rank and file is fired up as hell, so the strike will be on in just a few weeks. Near 14 billion in profits UPS made last year, and the drivers are in serious gently caress you pay me mode. I am excited for them. Our standards of living rise and fall together!
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Jul 18, 2023 02:57
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crepeface posted:the "I'm interested in this" line is burned into my mind this one is mine https://youtu.be/X1tyybVuSBU
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Jul 18, 2023 04:39
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A Bag of Milk posted:I'm not sure regular folks grasp the level of omniscient surveillance many truck drivers have been put under in recent years. I work for a large transport company everyone has heard of (not Amazon). There is an eye tracking camera that faces inward in my truck cab, and it is always recording as long as the truck is running, and for a few minutes after it's turned off. If I'm ever not looking out the windshield for more than a few seconds at a time it'll start beeping and a lady's voice will say 'distracted driving distracted driving.' When I'm on the freeway and a car cuts me off it's immediately like 'beep beep increase following distance.' We get weekly scores out of 100 that are entirely based on the feedback this system gives about our driving. So far, the bar is low enough so the false positives don't matter, but something tells me we are at the beginning and not the end of this process... uber_stoat posted:i been meaning to read this book. my cousin helped create some of this poo poo and its one of the reasons i no longer speak to them e: the tracking devices, not the coordinated dissent!
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Jul 18, 2023 04:58
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crepeface posted:why the hell would you open a porn thread in dnd It's already a circlejerk, now they have some decent material to work with.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:24
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's already a circlejerk, now they have some decent material to work with. We also need to mention the teen obesity rate. Raging horomones can only do so much if you don't find anyone in your peer group attractive.
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Jul 18, 2023 08:17
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Is the title supposed to be reminiscent of an upton sinclair novel
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Jul 18, 2023 08:27
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it's more reminiscent of... Other stuff
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Milo and POTUS posted:Is the title supposed to be reminiscent of an upton sinclair novel The 14 words X Google's blue links mashup
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Jul 18, 2023 14:04
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