Ukraine War: "20 months of war for a used car."

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William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

William Bear posted:

From The Guardian. Ukrainians REALLY hate that bridge.

I wonder if another stamp is ready for this new attack.

Hahaha, I saw the car with the "Z" in the windshield falling into the sea earlier; I just noticed the washing machine next to it.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:08

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# ? May 30, 2024 21:10

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

gently caress that bridge

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:11

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

William Bear posted:

Hahaha, I saw the car with the "Z" in the windshield falling into the sea earlier; I just noticed the washing machine next to it.

Theres two washing machines!

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:11

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

redshirt posted:

gently caress that bridge

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:13

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Maybe it would have been better if they had been ready before the attack.

https://twitter.com/meduza_en/status/1680927003967471618

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:17

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Third time's the charm!

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:18

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

bunnyofdoom posted:

Got a source on this? Cause that's def interesting

e.

Search Belgorod on Twitter.

mllaneza fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Jul 17, 2023

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:22

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

Sashimi posted:

Its hard to imagine a lower bar to clear than this.

https://soundcloud.com/user-798629330/episode-121-russo-japanese-war-part-3-the-voyage-of-the-damned

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:28

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006; Can't post for 10 days!

mllaneza posted:

edit the snuff video out before the crazys see it. we dont need it here.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:32

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

crusty posted:

https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1680933065269420033

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:33

Cicero: Dec 17, 2003; Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Seems like Russia loses quite a number of combat jets accidentally outside of combat.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:40

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Fumble posted:

edit the snuff video out before the crazys see it. we dont need it here.

Thank you, wasn't thinking.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:41

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

The cope on tankie twitter is glooooorious. The hand waving away of 'it's but a scratch'' are popcorn level.

Russian translated media later today should be some good watching.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:48

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Russia lost a bridge but gained 2 sick ramps. This attack did nothing but make them stronger

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:50

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Deki posted:

Russia lost a bridge but gained 2 sick ramps. This attack did nothing but make them ~~stronger~~ radder!

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:51

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Bit odd that they left the rail bridge standing, given how important that is to Russian logistics. I guess it was either a partial failure or just based on some sort of insight I don't have.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:54

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Well 250 posts that come down to "look at these Ukrainian Nazis!!!! "Mate those are Russian Nazis"

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:54

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Well 250 posts that come down to "look at these Ukrainian Nazis!!!! "Mate those are Russian Nazis"

You could say they shouldn't have been "Russian" so quickly to hit that Post button, without first verifying the facts :v:

# ? Jul 17, 2023 14:57

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

How much worse is the damage this time than the previous bridge strike, that they estimate it'll be out for the rest of the year? I thought they had the previous damage bypassed within like a week or something.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:09

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Computer viking posted:

Bit odd that they left the rail bridge standing, given how important that is to Russian logistics. I guess it was either a partial failure or just based on some sort of insight I don't have.

It's a lot easier to (temporarily) stop the rail traffic on land at either end of the bridge than it is to do the same with roads, on account of rail being rail

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:09

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Huge LOL that literally every single time Ukraine does something to utterly humiliate Russia, this thread suddenly becomes problematic and upsetting to certain posters. Literally every time. And I can't wait for mods to fall for it again.

HUGE LOL TO PUTIN'S BELOVED BRIDGE

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:19

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

crusty posted:

Dwesa posted:

https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1680933065269420033

lol

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:20

Hannibal Rex: Feb 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/NatalkaKyiv/status/1680680110704189444?t=kuHz0fYqk2F0Dxz7Er0Tbw

Strategic cope forces at full readiness.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:24

Tigey: Apr 6, 2015

Tai posted:

The cope on tankie twitter is glooooorious. The hand waving away of 'it's but a scratch'' are popcorn level.

Russian translated media later today should be some good watching.

Its all part of Putin's genius 5D plan to take Ukraine by surprise, tricking them into thinking the Kerch bridge is down, so he can sneak his secret Wagner army (that has been laying low after the fake 'coup' psyop) across it and seize Kherson and Odessa.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:25

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Ukraine made a mistake shooting a missile at the kerch bridge. They need to send 30 others to finish the job.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:27

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Putin needs to do what we all have been waiting for

It's time to D-Day Odessa.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:28

Kchama: Jul 25, 2007

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Putin needs to do what we all have been waiting for

It's time to D-Day Odessa.

But are the RGM-79 GMs ready!?

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:29

Afakasi: Jul 9, 2009

A second drone has hit the bridge.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:31

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

redshirt posted:

gently caress that bridge

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:31

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Afakasi posted:

A second drone has hit the bridge.

"I'm sorry sir, you're already wearing your last clean pair of pants".

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:37

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Russian pilots map triple-A... Ukranian pilots map double-D's.....
https://twitter.com/insidermildef/status/1680915305688715265

quote:

A Ukrainian helicopter crew told The Sunday Times that women in the country flash them as they fly overhead to boost their morale in fighting Russia.

In a recent feature, the show of support was described by a Ukrainian pilot, identified only by his rank of major and his first name Maksym.

He said his crew saves the GPS locations of places where it happens, lighthearted moment in their dangerous and often demoralizing missions against a far superior Russian air force.

One woman even proposed marriage to them by holding up a sign, he said.

Slava.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:45