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gay picnic defence posted:What do these idiots imagine is going to happen to their shares when that debt is restructured? Hundreds of thousands of dollars each, they become the new wealthy elite, and I guess this Ryan Cohen guy they love so much will give each of them a kiss on the mouth.
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gay picnic defence posted:What do these idiots imagine is going to happen to their shares when that debt is restructured? to the moon in my brand new lambo daddy musk is taking us to mars death to the hedgies zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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More like sharting stocks
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It never ends. Becker: buy my bags please. https://twitter.com/ZssBecker/status/1680192831099371520 rest of the world: get crypto out of gaming for fucks sake. Despite meta going to poo poo, they want to believe. https://twitter.com/johnmatosllc/status/1680578664541433857
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for fucks sake posted:More like sharting stocks Paul Blarting stocks. farting stocks. Barting stocks?
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That's Wordwang!
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on the subject of buttcoin gaming, did that dookey ddump, sewer game ever progress to ever progress to its next thing?
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I'm trying to remember something that happened that shows how Blockchain is worse than regular databases. Am I right in thinking that there was an issue with the bitcoin ledger a few years back where about half the nodes on the network went out of sync with the other half, causing there to be a need to spin out one half to a separate coin?
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I thought that was because they disagreed with each other on a point of bit-theology? (One faction wanted to increase the number of transactions that could happen every ten seconds, the other did not)
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Analysts, place your bets: which cryptocurrency would have been most realistic as the one referenced over and over in the latest Mission Impossible? And which would have been the funniest?
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notwithoutmyanus posted:It never ends. Becker: buy my bags please. Didn't Axius crash after a big hack? Also, do they still employ those singing triplets?
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Tsietisin posted:I'm trying to remember something that happened that shows how Blockchain is worse than regular databases. Also as always define "Blockchain" because it could mean anything from a full blown distributed proof of work cryptocurrency to an excel spreadsheet with "=BASE64SHA1(concat(A1,B1)" in cell B2.
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BigRed0427 posted:Didn't Axius crash after a big hack? Yes to Axie after their fantasy slave labor scenario crashed. The hack may as well have been an escape from the slave labor camps. Triplets, no idea.
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Tsietisin posted:I'm trying to remember something that happened that shows how Blockchain is worse than regular databases. The blockchain is low capacity and incredibly slow. Bitcoin could process what, like 6 transactions simultaneously until recently? It's a system wherein every write needs to negotiate a consensus of a bunch of parties at the same time, every time. It's a side effect of its security. It is a very secure and theoretically tamperproof system of keeping records. But not for something that needs to be accessed very often.
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Consensus cryptocurrency is one big dial labeled "security-convenience" and no matter where you spin it it's neither secure enough or convenient enough to justify it's existence.
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Lord Stimperor posted:Bitcoin could process what, like 6 transactions simultaneously until recently? It’s roughly 10 minute chunks of time, nothing is real time. The 7/s number comes out of how many transactions can fit in a single chunk.
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When BBBY goes bankrupt, do the shares disappear or could these true believers still keep them and trade them to eachother for 0c forever?
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I guarantee there are multiple different bbby stock certificate nft projects ready to jump on that moment no matter what happens in real life
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Sentient Data posted:I guarantee there are multiple different bbby stock certificate nft projects ready to jump on that moment no matter what happens in real life A smart one would put that out right now and get ahead of the curve, drop hints that it's part of the Teddy plan without ever saying anything they could get sued over
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i mean they only need a string of BBBBBBBs in the name, the galaxy brain stock traders got the correct Zoom , pokemon company , or n-name company.
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CountryMatters posted:When BBBY goes bankrupt, do the shares disappear or could these true believers still keep them and trade them to eachother for 0c forever?
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Jul 17, 2023 17:06
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at the same time there will be people who try to buy and sell physical BBBY stock certificates until the end of time. It will not end.
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Jul 17, 2023 17:16
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How much money are these BBBY suckers actually pumping into this stock?
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:How much money are these BBBY suckers actually pumping into this stock? since going OTC the number of "bought more!" posts in the subreddit has significantly decreased, but before that seeing 5+ figure share counts was not uncommon.
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The reason I ask is because there has been a recent recommendation in the UK of how to register shares that individuals hold. Instead of having paper certificates, how can the system be made completely electronic. One of the suggestions or forward by this committee was effectively "put it on a Blockchain". This is obviously a bad idea. Australia looked into doing that and all they managed to achieve was spending a lot of money and getting nowhere. Because of what I do for a living, there's a chance I can get some comments to this committee about what a stupid idea this would be.
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You have to keep hodling them with your diamond hands because any day now Ryan Cohen will create Gmerica, and topple amazon, and he will reward the faithful with lambos. It really is a religious cult, its just that instead of your soul going to heaven you get a new car, that's....really sad when you think about it.
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Boxturret posted:It really is a religious cult, its just that instead of your soul going to heaven you get a new car, that's....really sad when you think about it. agreed but MOASS fan fiction NEVER gets old
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They don't even really want the car either, just the status that comes with owning it.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:at the same time there will be people who try to buy and sell physical BBBY stock certificates until the end of time. It will not end.
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zetamind2000 posted:third eye opened enlightenment buddha nature It means young guys who smoke weed commonly mistake being high for being enlightened. If there is any possible positive item for our society to come out of Joe Rogan's inexplicable popularity, I hope it's finally killing off the old High Times magazine notion that smoking weed actually makes you smarter/more creative/etc.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:at the same time there will be people who try to buy and sell physical BBBY stock certificates until the end of time. It will not end. Looking forward to the movie in 2064 where everyone is trying to find the treasure grandpa hid on the property, only to find it is a chest chock full of worthless stock certificates for long dead companies.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Looking forward to the movie in 2064 where everyone is trying to find the treasure grandpa hid on the property, only to find it is a chest chock full of worthless stock certificates for long dead companies. a treasure chest full of one billion iraqi dinars
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:a treasure chest full of one billion iraqi dinars that's already a trope, but usually it's confederate money
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We all know Bison dollars is the currency of the future.
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Lord Timothy Dexter managed to have that actually pay off with pre-american-revolution currency, thus beginning the most insane example of failing upwards in American history
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https://twitter.com/offlinecashco The Bitcoin Note: Physical, secure #Bitcoin that you can easily share, spend or hold. “Crypto bros invent cash.”
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coolusername posted:https://twitter.com/offlinecashco AHEM Boxturret posted:look at this fool
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Zopotantor posted:that's already a trope, but usually it's confederate money The remaining confederate money now has value as a historical curiosity and collector's item so it doesn't work for the trope anymore. Find a cache of confederate bills and you might even be able to sell them for greater than the face value to some southern pride idiot. Trope needs a fun new worthless thing to find.
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