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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

grittyreboot posted:

Is there another game where you can fus ro dah a dude off a mountain?

You use your foot instead of shouting, but Dark Messiah of Might and Magic beat Skyrim by 5 years.

https://youtu.be/KnxgQMSsc8c

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

freeedr posted:

actually,



Is this the good place? Seems a shocking thing to have on network tv

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
It's from the movie Bridesmaids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf9038zMVgo

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Milo and POTUS posted:

Is this the good place? Seems a shocking thing to have on network tv
Wrong Kristen! I think that's from Bridesmaids.

edit: Goddamn it.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is this the good place? Seems a shocking thing to have on network tv

Anywhere Kristen Wiig is miming blowjobs is a relatively good place

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/dumbassology/status/1680792509042118656

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Air Skwirl posted:

You use your foot instead of shouting, but Dark Messiah of Might and Magic beat Skyrim by 5 years.

https://youtu.be/KnxgQMSsc8c

M&M 3 - Isles of Terra was one of the first RPGs I put serious time into. I don't think I ever played any of the others

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

they just wanted to hang out with the e-bikes

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Saw this classic again today:
https://twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/1479191253988302849?lang=en

Hyperlynx posted:

I've always felt this way about paintings depicting Cronus eating his children:



He swallowed them whole! Later on in the story, Zeus gets him to vomit them all back up, whole and intact, and they take over as the gods. Did these guys read half the myth and nod off, or something?

Ah, soft vore vs. hard vore. :smug:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TotalLossBrain posted:

M&M 3 - Isles of Terra was one of the first RPGs I put serious time into. I don't think I ever played any of the others

Dark Messiah is an incredible game and I strongly recommend playing it if you can get it, it's a bit unstable as it runs on a janky version of the source engine, but the game is basically engineered around pratfalling your way through hordes of baddies.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Skyrim is huge because starting with Morrowind, a greater and greater audience was exposed with each game. Morrowind got a console release, so more people were able to play it compared to folks who had a pc that could play it. Then Oblivion came out right after the xbox 360's release and people wanted something to play on their hot new console, plus it presumably got some positive press from people who liked Morrowind (at least, pre-release). So when Skyrim came out, Elder Scrolls had become pretty mainstream and it had a fair few fans to hype it up.

Anyway, tweets.

https://twitter.com/wildtiktokss/status/1679543295553183744

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
daggerfall :smug:

https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/1681016897997766659

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/escargotpro_/status/1681038350478721026?t=gmtt9Ecd4qSSS4sRnIF42A&s=19

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Turns out Chuck is a role model after all.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Charles Barkley: Shut up and Jam

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I wonder if he's ever touched that game

Edit: the hoopz barkley saga that is

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



https://twitter.com/SenateGranite/status/1681064829337968641

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Edit: somewhere between refreshing the thread and doomscrolling the bad site, someone already posted this. my bad.

Aggro has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Jul 18, 2023

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Frank Frank posted:

Guys I found this fox in the wild. Any idea what kind it is?



That is a common brushtail possum

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Based Barkley

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1681066386150551552

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I fuckin hope so.

Man. If I was close I’d bring refreshments to the picketers though

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



Someone linked me to this because one of our fosters has a broken leg. I think Tater Tot has him beat.
https://twitter.com/Hilary_W/status/1680506400877735938?s=20

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmfao

https://twitter.com/tomesticderror/status/1680592604138799106?t=5QolSmf4gdYRMS8rlfE1zw&s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Those trees don’t look like they routinely get butchered (“pollarding”), and it’s not the right time of year to do it anyway, though southern California is flexible about such things.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/tonyingesson/status/1680866326338830336?s=20

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Seth Pecksniff posted:

These are some long tweets I'm reading!!!

https://twitter.com/therodbeard/status/1681130179609935872?s=20

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Posting your own tweets. That’s a 10 yard penalty and loss of down.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Surely the Germans have a word for when in computer application design, adding a feature for the 1% saves 90% of complaints from being made.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Frank Frank posted:

Posting your own tweets. That’s a 10 yard penalty and loss of down.

It's got some extra meta now because you get to play the game of "what will last longer - the account on Twitter or the dead gay comedy forums account?"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Posting your own tweets. That’s a 10 yard penalty and loss of down.

Smh you hate to see it

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This isn't even ALL the titles. They forgot to include Herr or Frau.

Literally you could legit address a University professor Herr/Frau Doktor Professor.

Also the Dr. Dr. is probably a bad translation because of Medical doctor AND PhD.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Why would you need any of that for a train ticket?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

Why would you need any of that for a train ticket?

Germans.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Yep. Europeans in general care about academic titles but the Germans are on a different level.

dialhforhero posted:

Also the Dr. Dr. is probably a bad translation because of Medical doctor AND PhD.

In Germany the holder of a medical degree is titled Dr. med. The Dr. Dr. really is for someone with two PhDs.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Shouting my academic qualifications at random strangers as I purchase my DC metro ticket from a kiosk while no one makes eye contact

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1681127880376344576

quote:

@david_j_roth
My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy searches for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.

It's dime time

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I'd watch a show about tracking down biohazards. It's slime time!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tree Bucket posted:

I'd watch a show about tracking down biohazards. It's slime time!

That’s Post 10.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


dialhforhero posted:

This isn't even ALL the titles. They forgot to include Herr or Frau.

Literally you could legit address a University professor Herr/Frau Doktor Professor.

Also the Dr. Dr. is probably a bad translation because of Medical doctor AND PhD.

It's been decades, but isn't there also a title for the wife of a doctor/professor?

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