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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Anger dump this morning.

Very presidential of you.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Waking up early afternoon and dropping my large adult children at the pool.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OviJjLGJto

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Seem to have some sort of stomach bug today, so consider this post as multiple bumps

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Straining.

Screaming.

Anger rising.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Smells like eggs.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bowels were closed for business over the weekend, eagerly anticipating a huge poo poo

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Nothing quite like eating ~50g of fibre a day let me tell you.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Not what you wanna see when you look down in the bowl

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

rank rear end farts soaking into the chair cushions releasing the smell when I stand up :goofy:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
bristol 4

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Big logs.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Took one of those huge solid dumps where you can just feel your intestine relaxing with emptiness for like ten minutes afterward.


Peggy Edson posted:

rank rear end farts soaking into the chair cushions releasing the smell when I stand up :goofy:

Fart harder and then they’ll be embedded for the next person to sit down too hard. (Probably still you, though.)

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Poop so difficult I thought I’d thrown my back out yesterday. Felt all urgent, but wouldn’t come out.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Akratic Method posted:

Took one of those huge solid dumps where you can just feel your intestine relaxing with emptiness for like ten minutes afterward.

yeah. those are my favorite. feeling empty

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Shithouse Dave posted:

Poop so difficult I thought I’d thrown my back out yesterday. Felt all urgent, but wouldn’t come out.

Shithouse Dave with the fake advertising + av

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Seem to have some sort of stomach bug today, so consider this post as multiple bumps

I still have dysentery, sucks

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Sat on the can long enough afterwards to bless the pile with a couple thunderclaps.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fartington Butts posted:

Sat on the can long enough afterwards to bless the pile with a couple thunderclaps.

Peace be upon your poop.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
first stop at work is to take a big huge poo poo!!!!

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

I just Daenerys'ed all over the ladies' room at work.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
DOUBLE DOOK

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's happening!

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

poo poo three times this morning. i love coffee

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


luv2shit posted:

poo poo three times this morning. i love coffee

Username post combo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

LiterallyATomato posted:

I just Daenerys'ed all over the ladies' room at work.

Lol

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

LiterallyATomato posted:

I just Daenerys'ed all over the ladies' room at work.

uhh girls don’t poo poo though???

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Chief McHeath posted:

uhh girls don’t poo poo though???

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Been eating a lot of fruit, salads, and yogurt lately. Nice healthy poops

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Morning energy drink did its thing

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I have the bad chicken shits. The WORST kinds of shits.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Had to pause the new Justified so I could drop a choo choo

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

I have been sharting spaghetti doo doo strands into the toilet for the past several days, including epic mud butt and farts that smell almost good

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
left mid-meeting to blast one

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

plaintiff posted:

I have been sharting spaghetti doo doo strands into the toilet for the past several days, including epic mud butt and farts that smell almost good

You ever take a poo poo that makes you hungry?

Also big fluffy piles today. Lots of fiber this week. Stinks like hell because I've taken up pickling onions for my salads and I'll just eat them as a snack.

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

You ever take a poo poo that makes you hungry?



I can only hope for such complete elimination, or just eat more fiber (which is probably why)

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Coffee did it's danged thing.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




"Daddy, it smells like the bins in there"

I call that a success

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*walking to the bathroom*

"this is gonna make a great post for the huge poo poo thread!"

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Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.




Tried it for a month straight, a bottle a day. Didn't do jack poo poo to help.

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