(Thread IKs:
Stereotype)
|
It's not funny because some other random thing will get us, it's funny because our half-witted attempts to keep the party going through CO2-driven global warming will actively make the next CO2-driven crisis (ocean acidification) much worse
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:07 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 03:32 |
|
Car Hater posted:AAAAAHHHHHHH! https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1681321023306874880?s=20 Car Hater posted:AAAAAHHHHHHH!
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:09 |
|
The Oldest Man posted:The funniest part about aerosol injection and white paint is that even if it does work with zero side effects all that does is let the party continue a couple extra years until CO2 ocean acidification wipes out all marine life that's the water we live on the land IDIOT
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:10 |
|
I love that bubbly crisp of a sparkling water, so what's the issue with our ocean getting a bit of that? I bet the fish like it.
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:10 |
|
hot tubs are good and my friend and I foresee only benefits from the hottubification of the oceans
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:11 |
|
line go up
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:20 |
|
4d3d3d posted:Even if we could fix one or two problems, there's a dozen more that are just as fatal waiting to take us out. To even have a chance to survive the coming decades intact, it would take a concerted worldwide effort the likes of which we've never seen or imagined, and lol if you think that's ever happening we can't even stop filling the entire sky with smoke 1 night a year from pointless fireworks while we're choking on smoke from an entire country's forests being on fire not even the slightest possible personal inconvenience is acceptable
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:24 |
|
quiggy posted:line go up it's a law of nature. at least until humans are gone
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:25 |
|
The best part of these posts are always the replies
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:26 |
|
The reasons why it's insanely bad probably exceed the Twitter character limit. They barely scratch the surface there.
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:27 |
|
all numbers go up, I don’t make the rules
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:29 |
|
https://twitter.com/ECOWARRIORSS/status/1681337996744720384
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:32 |
|
What's wrong liberals I thought you were in favor of the green economy
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:35 |
|
The Oldest Man posted:The best part of these posts are always the replies Incredible
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:37 |
|
So I'll just not dip my liver in the sea, easy. *accidentally does that anyway*
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:37 |
|
Zeta Taskforce posted:Much of our farmed land would be used to grow fuel and other industrial feedstocks, not food. we already use 45% of our corn crop land for fuel in the USA lol, just because Iowa is important in the presidential primaries.
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:41 |
|
*eats a fish* *dies*
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:42 |
|
"This is a level beyond Yikes...you can call it Get Yikes Two"
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:49 |
|
don't lol because it's over, lmao because it happened
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:51 |
|
I can't believe it's not yikes!
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:52 |
|
Just a Moron posted:Incredible Can't tell if chatgpt or just dumb
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:53 |
|
[Biosphere COLLAPSE] Wow! Wow! Wow!
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:54 |
*slaps roof of the earth* this bad boy can fit so many heat domes in it https://twitter.com/weatherprof/status/1681087826425782278?s=46&t=J2BqIfsmzti0Wyc0pYNkXg
|
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:57 |
|
Danru posted:*slaps roof of the earth* this is good for multiple breadbaskets
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 17:58 |
|
Danru posted:*slaps roof of the earth* ... 152???????
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:01 |
|
A chain of heat domes circling the planet like a beautiful string of pearls
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:04 |
|
The Oldest Man posted:The funniest part about aerosol injection and white paint is that even if it does work with zero side effects all that does is let the party continue a couple extra years until CO2 ocean acidification wipes out all marine life
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:09 |
|
Hubbert posted:this is good for multiple breadbaskets so many people are going to die so much sooner than expected
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:09 |
|
The Oldest Man posted:The funniest part about aerosol injection and white paint is that even if it does work with zero side effects all that does is let the party continue a couple extra years until CO2 ocean acidification wipes out all marine life There is no downside to painting surfaces white. Any building painted white will have lower cooling costs and use less energy. Regular Home Depot paint would do the job too, I don't think you need that magic ultra reflective paint. Get your paint brushes out, whatever. But realistically the surfaces available for us to paint would be something like 0.0001% of the earths surface, so miniscule upside and no downside. I would take it but its not a solution. A massive geoengineering scheme would lower temperatures. It would change weather and rainfall patterns in ways that can be modeled, but honestly would be unpredictable. Anyone pushing it who is intellectually honest recognizes that it still needs to be accompanied by immediate emission reductions, otherwise whatever benefit we get would be overwhelmed by even more CO2. And you're right that it would do nothing for ocean acidification. Done in conjunction with cutting emissions would still buy time, even for marine life. Its not like the pH would get so low that shells immediately dissolve, but it does mean that marine life needs to devote more energy to building and maintaining their shells. This is happening in conjunction with high temps that are stressing marine life via lower oxygen levels, invasive species and all our other pollution. So yeah, without cutting emissions you are exactly right. Really it would be worse than business as usual because it would take away the urgency to act.
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:09 |
|
Drink. Consume. Eat. The world is ours, God said so. Destroy your only home, the future is never certain. Heat is good for building character.
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:11 |
|
DIM! THAT! SUN!!!
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:14 |
|
if you want a picture of the future imagine mother gaia tubgirling
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:14 |
|
Danru posted:*slaps roof of the earth* no that's too many domes
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:15 |
|
Getting Dome around the world got me likeCar Hater posted:AAAAAHHHHHHH!
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:18 |
|
Oglethorpe posted:if you want a picture of the future imagine mother gaia tubgirling
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:18 |
|
Danru posted:*slaps roof of the earth* 4 domes on the edge of the horizon POV antarctica
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:18 |
|
TehSaurus posted:so many people are going to die so much sooner than expected things aren't that bad yet
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:18 |
|
2023: Getting Dome 24/7
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:19 |
|
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:19 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 03:32 |
|
try not to rile yourselves up, fellow doomers it can, and always will, be worse with time
|
# ? Jul 18, 2023 18:19 |