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Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



setting a google alert for "IIHS crash test video cybertruck"

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Innocuous posted:

setting a google alert for "IIHS crash test video cybertruck"

sorry, google alerts is scheduled for deprecation in 3046 since teleporter technology is scheduled to come online by then. better to use X, the evetything app

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
i can't wait to be hopelessly and publicly addicted to the internet in my fifties

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Durf posted:

will there ever be cybertruck crash tests

That depends, does Tesla let customers test drive vehicles?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Durf posted:

will there ever be cybertruck crash tests

i want to see it separate into several high velocity guillotine blades

I fully expect every cybertruck will be shipped all at once, with a 'Welcome to your Cybertruck' leaflet.
And the last page will be 'Not for road or off-road usage. By purchasing and acceptable delivery you have consented to agree to this.'

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

some kinda jackal posted:

That depends, does Tesla let customers test drive vehicles?

every single day

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1681452193101258752

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

It’s like Entertainment Tonight in tweet form

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this post is really pathetic

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
barbenheimr ftw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you idiots dont know what you want

sex drugs techno

anyway here you go piggies:

bsky-social-g3srf-rf3kb

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Consummate Professional posted:

this post is really pathetic

https://twitter.com/jeff_sadowsky/status/1681459334683799558

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is the post that finally got me banned from twitter :argh:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

yikes man

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

ekuNNN posted:

this is the post that finally got me banned from twitter :argh:

oh?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
angry?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

you go girl. kicking rear end in 4 inch heels

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

ekuNNN posted:

this is the post that finally got me banned from twitter :argh:

I finally got banned after saying a guy who was microwaving kittens should be executed.
Great website you got here

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I got banned for telling Transphobes that I'd happily skin them in a way that wasn't roundabout enough for the mods.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Zeroisanumber posted:

I got banned for telling Transphobes that I'd happily skin them in a way that wasn't roundabout enough for the mods.

In Minecraft?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

In Minecraft?

I think my post was something like, "Your perspective is interesting and it'd be too bad if someone flensed the skin off of you without understanding your beautiful opinions."

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




happyhippy posted:

I fully expect every cybertruck will be shipped all at once, with a 'Welcome to your Cybertruck' leaflet.
And the last page will be 'Not for road or off-road usage. By purchasing and acceptable delivery you have consented to agree to this.'

the government shrugs as several automated cybertrucks form a Voltron and suplex a kindergarten

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Durf posted:

the government shrugs as several automated cybertrucks form a Voltron and suplex a kindergarten

MUSK!

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

I love it. Another CEO who appreciates the meme community. Epic.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
I have never been banned from Twitter because I only follow accounts that I would like to see.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

happyhippy posted:

I fully expect every cybertruck will be shipped all at once, with a 'Welcome to your Cybertruck' leaflet.
And the last page will be 'Not for road or off-road usage. By purchasing and acceptable delivery you have consented to agree to this.'

There's no way that will be in print freely given to buyers, it will be added to some website 5 links deep one month after first delivery

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Down bad

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Musk wanted Laura Loomer but he was too high and hired Linda instead

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




wheres that comic where the capitalism robot falls on a city and kills everyone, and the dads only reaction is to rescue it with a bailout

thats every Musk enterprise

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
interesting... dont post about twitter violence and bloodlust either by yourself or from others blless

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

interesting... dont post about twitter violence and bloodlust either by yourself or from others blless

im going to kill you

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

interesting... dont post about twitter violence and bloodlust either by yourself or from others blless

That's right

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

DeeplyConcerned posted:

barbenheimr ftw

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

Excited for the double feature's release on my favorite movie streaming service twitter dot com

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

quote:

We also have a group of young people among us who say things like 'Right on, man, you know. It's like he's got it all together, you know, man. I mean, like you know -' and so on for five minutes when the word that the young people are groping for is 'Huh?'
lol

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



1984 more like 1969 hehe

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
The Delaware court of chancery does it again with a slap on the wrist

https://www.engadget.com/tesla-directors-agree-to-return-735-million-following-claims-they-were-massively-overpaid-105506056.html

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