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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Skill issue


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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Namtab posted:

Vikings are ftw

:haibrow:

Boba Pearl posted:

Yeah then you'd know what it looks like when someone you cheer for wins.

Boba’s Shameful Secret: is not a good wrestler


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Boba Pearl posted:

I wish the same could have been said of your mom, maybe there'd be one less embarrassment in the world.

Maybe focus on the match in front of you before you go looking for someone else to stomp a mud hole in ya, partner.:clint:


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tawal
Feb 7, 2012

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i proudly volunteer to get my rear end beat for cspam (mens division)

copy
Jul 26, 2007

lmfao choochoopacabra

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Megamissen posted:

im trying to but im not sure "the catty bitch thread" was the right place to do it

was trying to figure out which thread you meant and then i found the literally "the catty bitch thread" thread. croup ftw lol

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

i'll represent cspam in the men's division

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Woah I didn't know this was a thing. Cool

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Namtab posted:

Get some people from your sub to reg. I built the adtrw roster through my raw charisma

Should have put more points into stamina

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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I am looking for a tag team partner for the women's division

The only qualifications are:

Have to like going outside occasionally, (So nobody in ADTRW.)

Have to like dogs, (So nobody in CSPAM.)

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Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Boba Pearl posted:

I am looking for a tag team partner for the women's division

The only qualifications are:

Have to like going outside occasionally, (So nobody in ADTRW.)

Have to like dogs, (So nobody in CSPAM.)

I'll bite. I'm representing PSP.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



6 men enter 5 men leave leaving just the best one, one man... me! Ive see the damage Prayer Group can inflict on someone and im prepared, ive watched my tape! I have my counters! Just like i have my plan to deal with the most powerful person here IGGy Igsen! You may be a mammoth of muscle and you may have monsterous might but i have PERFECT TECHNIQUE! PIN POINT ACCURACY! AND KNOWLEDGE OF FORBIDDEN TECHNIQES! ..... vyelkin ive seen your style, not impressed. weak of spirit weak of soul. unlike Pewdiepie who has heart , courage, a mastery of low blows and eye rakes, and integrity between these ropes unmatched across generations. I will punish him for that weaknes just like i will show no mercy to my former friend and ally That DICK! You took year off my carreer, PRIME YEARS ILL NEVER GET BACK! Im like an elephant, i never forget and i pay it back ten fold!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

lmao


lmao



excellent

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be


idk how the character editor works but if you could change the cspam text on my back to that crest that would be sick
also change tokyo to kyoto

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Megamissen posted:

idk how the character editor works but if you could change the cspam text on my back to that crest that would be sick
also change tokyo to kyoto

doable for certain

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Post-Tuesday Night Titan Match Promo!

https://voca.ro/1oRC6RngNOyv

Also my wrestler just sounds like that. It's her normal speaking voice. Don't make fun of her.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
loving promo music??

:rock:

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


lmao i thought you were going to name every team for a sec




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010





Ammat The Ankh posted:

Post-Tuesday Night Titan Match Promo!

https://voca.ro/1oRC6RngNOyv

Also my wrestler just sounds like that. It's her normal speaking voice. Don't make fun of her.

lol

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copy
Jul 26, 2007



Leadthumb posted:

lmao i thought you were going to name every team for a sec

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Tarquinn posted:

Okay, count me in if it isn’t too late.

I can be the GBS mod heel to Solefald’s face. :sassargh:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lol yesssss

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Lol

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Ahem, my rebuttal.

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Boba Pearl posted:

Ahem, my rebuttal.



:perfect:

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
but it is at 9 EDT

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Boba Pearl posted:

Ahem, my rebuttal.



That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://voca.ro/1atlk02Tf2Nk

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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I fixed the time, but only for people on this page, who haven't already seen it (refresh the cache.)

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Boba Pearl posted:

I fixed the time, but only for people on this page, who haven't already seen it (refresh the cache.)

Hurry and win your match, we've got unfinished business!


ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Boba Pearl posted:

Ahem, my rebuttal.



good poo poo

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Boba Pearl posted:

Ahem, my rebuttal.


Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Since I came to SAW something has been different. I've gone in to each match with the same energy, I've got myself into big fights with big stakes, however there's been a big problem.

I keep losing.

I am the single greatest female competitor in the fed, I built the largest faction with these two hands, I tricked my enemies into matches that dont benefit them and yet I keep losing. Sure I've been cheated by bad booking, sloppy CAW creation, a ref counting me out on a 6 that one time, but at some point even the most confident wrestler questions their own strength and ability. The reason I'm losing must be because I'm holding myself back. It's time to put it all on the line.

I have to break this streak, or risk losing everything trying.

I challenge any woman who will fight me to a 1v1 match of your choice. If I lose, then I will put leadership of the ADTRW faction up for grabs to my fellow ADTRW competitors (women) in order to ensure that we continue to follow the strongest. Naturally I'll be in that fight too, but I could lose it all.


Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Namtab posted:


I challenge any woman who will fight me to a 1v1 match of your choice. If I lose, then I will put leadership of the ADTRW faction up for grabs to my fellow ADTRW competitors (women) in order to ensure that we continue to follow the strongest. Naturally I'll be in that fight too, but I could lose it all.

I’d love to beat you with a ladder (the only one you’d ever get a chance to climb), but I want ADTRW to continue to have ineffective leadership, so I’m really torn here



ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Post-Tuesday Night Titan Match Promo!

https://voca.ro/1oRC6RngNOyv

lmao


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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Furnaceface posted:

pungry we need a team name. Im thinking Two for Hooking.

Works for me

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