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I bet they'll be blockbusters on twitter. As in illegally uploaded. Remember how the whole point of getting a CEO was so Elon could gently caress off with his tampering and go back to Tesla. Lol.
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Just think. Your company will be reaching twice the number of Nazis and racists as before!
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Jul 19, 2023 18:02
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Elon "getting harassed on my platform seems like a 'you' problem" Musk
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kazil posted:Elon's having himself a day Lol. 1. Doesn't understand the quote 2. Questions about my "not the CEO" shirt ect. 3. Pay me money to avoid any fraud enabled by my company. #NotExtortion
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Jul 19, 2023 18:06
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every time i see a linda yaccarino post im more and more convinced she's a bot
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Jul 19, 2023 18:08
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She might as well check out completely and take the paycheck.
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Jul 19, 2023 18:17
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Linda’s post has strong “no guys really Twitter is a big trend setter and we are making these movies happen” vibes.
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Jul 19, 2023 18:22
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elon couldn't quote princess bride correctly and here he is reaching for shakespeare
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Jul 19, 2023 18:30
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Jfc I missed the Linda tweet in there,  Is the business about the profile pics actually true or is it just a slight exaggeration of every other thing happening with Twitter?
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The racist and transphobic conversations are heating up on Twitter. We’ll see what happens this weekend. But one thing's for sure – they’re both blockbusters on Twitter!
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Jul 19, 2023 18:33
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How can anything be a "blockbuster" on Twitter? That would mean a limit on resources such that users have to queue*rate limit exceeded*
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Jul 19, 2023 18:40
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Since Elon is technically not the CEO and just an owner, is there any way a board could even run him off even though it is clearly him that is aggressively running the company into the dirt?
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Jul 19, 2023 18:47
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Zwabu posted:Since Elon is technically not the CEO and just an owner, is there any way a board could even run him off even though it is clearly him that is aggressively running the company into the dirt? What board
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Jul 19, 2023 18:49
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For real though good for Linda She's got a CEO title for her resume, making a decent paycheck I'm assuming and her CTO is making every decision for the company lol If my boss wanted to do all my work and make all the decisions for me, and I still get paid, I'd be all for it
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Jul 19, 2023 18:50
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I wonder how much she would be legally liable for.
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Jul 19, 2023 18:55
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Yeah, CEO comes with some legal responsibility if I'm not mistaken
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Jul 19, 2023 18:56
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goatface posted:I wonder how much she would be legally liable for. pretty sure all of the super sketchy decisions like "lets not pay rent" and "lets fire anyone who knows what they're doing" were made by Elon before she came aboard, literally all she does is post like a social media manager from 2009, which i dont think is illegal.
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Jul 19, 2023 18:57
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goatface posted:I wonder how much she would be legally liable for. After the box office sets new records next week, Linda will post “#Oppentwitter is the bomb!” And be promptly sent to jail
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Jul 19, 2023 18:58
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Zwabu posted:Since Elon is technically not the CEO and just an owner, is there any way a board could even run him off even though it is clearly him that is aggressively running the company into the dirt? A board is something a company with shareholders has. There are no shareholders any more. Twitter is Elon, Elon is Twitter.
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Amphigory posted:Yeah, CEO comes with some legal responsibility if I'm not mistaken In America?!? That doesn't sound right.
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Kibayasu posted:A board is something a company with shareholders has. There are no shareholders any more. Twitter is Elon, Elon is Twitter. twitter no longer has shareholders, but tesla does. but i dont know if twitter became part of tesla or if x is some new term for the whole thing or what
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steinrokkan posted:I totally trust something called "Sprinklr" to be a serious arbiter of hate speech. It sounds like a piss fetish dating app.
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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1681687197299224583?s=20 Jesus I really feel for the guy
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Jul 19, 2023 19:19
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Instead of "why me" he should really just ask himself "why?"
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Jul 19, 2023 19:23
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As things continue to get worse all around and climate change is slowly destroying us, having a key figure in all this being "Catturd" is a perfect summation of where all this nonsense has led to.
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1681687197299224583?s=20 Because you’re a loser with no real life friends or family I am assuming?
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I imagine Catturd as a tired artisanal craftsman, slaving over a desk with a small lamp above, just fine crafting every tweet to get it perfect. It’s a hard life but it’s art and that makes it worth it (apparently not though)
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Jul 19, 2023 19:30
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It’s hard being on the front lines of the Posting War
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Jul 19, 2023 19:42
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poo poo I've been posting stupid poo poo on the internet since 1997 and I'm not tired of it yet lol
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Jul 19, 2023 19:44
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Lol at the goons who wander in musing about ways Elon could get “fired” from the private company he paid $44 billion for.
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kazil posted:Elon's having himself a day
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Lol at the goons who wander in musing about ways Elon could get “fired” from the private company he paid $44 billion for. technically, Linda could do the funniest thing ever and fire Elon as CTO
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Steadiman posted:Is he implying AOC harasses people normally or that she actually enjoys being harassed or...what? I'm super confused at what he thinks he means here. I'm sure it's an absolutely devastating burn though, good job Elon. She's gonna make sex on you now for sure little buddy! He’s literally just saying “quit whining” Except in a “fancy” way that he thinks looks like an own
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Lol at the goons who wander in musing about ways Elon could get “fired” from the private company he paid $44 billion for. He could get more than "fired" if he pisses of the Saudis
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:He’s literally just saying “quit whining” I should've figured he'd miss the point of that quote and just make it a literal thing. It's still weird but good luck to Musk, I hope she notices him
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Does Catturd make any money from his posting or does he tweet purely out of commitment to the commonweal?
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Elon desperately trying to fit the image his consultants kept up for him before just constantly showing his rear end
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spunkshui posted:Because you’re a loser with no real life friends or family I am assuming? Well I think I was being sarcastic about @catturd2
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Halisnacks posted:Does Catturd make any money from his posting or does he tweet purely out of commitment to the commonweal? He's very not angry that he got left out of the twitter money https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1681714777406439437 
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Lol at the goons who wander in musing about ways Elon could get “fired” from the private company he paid $44 billion for. It's not gonna happen, but I'm gonna believe in the company wide mutiny. What's he gonna do? Tell payroll to stop paying themselves? HR to fire themselves? Just a giant workers uprising where they contract someone to change all the locks on him and leave him powerless while they run the company.
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