|
Bad news concerning Pvt. King, sir. It appears he's been Jokerfied.
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 18:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 2, 2024 15:07 |
|
|
what a bad for king day
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 18:37
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:Fleeing to North Korea honestly makes a lot more sense just based off this Sounds like a real gem of a human being. North Korea: Hahaha, if you want him back meet our demands! US: Nah, you can keep that drunken rear end in a top hat. North Korea: …ah poo poo. gently caress. What do we do with this loser now?
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 18:54
|
|
|
Panzeh posted:communism is when you have a king and then his sons keep getting to rule The North Korean struggle for the people is so perfect they turned back time from capitalism to feudalism, making brilliant reverse usage of historical materialism! All power to the lord and his vassals!
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:02
|
|
|
It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. If (big if) the Biden regime is unable to get him back this might be labelled a secret plot organized by the Trump campaign to make the Biden regime look bad. The usual partisans will say that the Trump faction of the U.S. ruling class used backchannels to make a deal with North Korea to not return Private King in exchange for favours when Trump wins the presidential election.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:03
|
|
|
The_Franz posted:Sounds like a real gem of a human being. Coach for Kim’s favorite sport is his only hope
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:03
|
|
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. no one will give two fucks about this guy in about 48 hours
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:05
|
|
|
I can't believe that they let a disruptive violent weirdo who is incapable of making rational decisions into the Army
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:19
|
|
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. Certainly one of the theories of all time
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:20
|
|
|
nice obelisk idiot posted:I can't believe that they let a disruptive violent weirdo who is incapable of making rational decisions into the Army this. did the marines meet their quota
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:24
|
|
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. Lmao what is with your brain
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:29
|
|
|
All I'm saying is that if Bernie was president we'd have a unified Korea by now
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:35
|
|
|
GundamHealer posted:Lmao what is with your brain If (big if) the BEB (Bourgeois Enhancement-pill Brigade) is able to block Pvt. King from leveraging his defection into liberating North Korean sildenafil supplies, their iron-fisted media control will mean that it won't be outed as the secret plot it really is. The usual partisans will continue to astroturf the internet with lies about the effectiveness of all those boner pills next to the checkout stand at the corner liquor store. Thanks to Pvt. King striking a blow for the working man, by this time next year, I'll never have to suffer through the disappointment of a 300K Power Rhino 9000 again. Checkmate, liberal USailures!
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:43
|
|
|
If it was this time next year it could be politicized in the presidential race, but both parties know we got the attention spans of goldfish so they'll only fling the freshest poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:51
|
|
|
Extra Large Marge posted:All I'm saying is that if Bernie was president we'd have a unified Korea by now Wake me when the Dakota and Carolina border conflicts are resolved
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:53
|
|
|
nice obelisk idiot posted:I can't believe that they let a disruptive violent weirdo who is incapable of making rational decisions into the Army Uh about that
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 19:56
|
|
|
Private King will singlehandedly dismantle the North Korean empire from within and then return to a grateful nation where he will become President for life 
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 20:08
|
|
|
Since he apparently hates South Koreans maybe he’ll be a celebrity in the north?
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 20:14
|
|
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. D&D, c spam or w/e is that way
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:08
|
|
|
He should be fine as long as he doesn't touch any posters
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:16
|
|
|
Can he at least kick at them?
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:18
|
|
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:It's presidential campaign season. If (big if) one of the BEB (Bourgeoisie Electoral Bullshit) candidates, like Trump or Biden or whoever, makes this into a partisan political issue the Biden regime might be forced to spend more time and resources on trying to Rescue Private King as part of the Biden presidential campaign. This is one of the posts of all time
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:19
|
|
|
i'm pretty sure he thought "north korea" just meant "the northern part of korea, the country in which i'm stationed"
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:23
|
|
|
The Biden Regime
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:28
|
|
|
Riot Bimbo posted:north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery Good to see you made it across the DMZ, and that officials are letting you correspond with us. Please tell us more.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:34
|
|
7 
|
Jon Pod Van Damm posted:Let's review the case "occupied Korea"
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:35
|
|
|
Riot Bimbo posted:north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery What is it like being this big of a dupe?
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:36
|
|
|
Imagine believing a Communist paradise on Earth exists and just, like... not going.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:38
|
|
|
Wonder if they’re going to give him the Warmbier Veggie Brain. “I WENT TO DPRK AND ALL I GOT WAS MY BRAIN SWAPPED WITG A CABBAGE”
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 21:56
|
|
|
I would not like to live in north Korea I do not think I would enjoy that very much
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 22:06
|
|
|
Nooner posted:I would not like to live in north Korea I do not think I would enjoy that very much We could make it work. I could fix up a nice little shack made of garbage for us, and you could make money modding 50 year old cars to run on wood fire. We wouldn’t have much, but we’d have each other and Dear Leader.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 22:09
|
|
|
Nooner posted:I would not like to live in north Korea I do not think I would enjoy that very much
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 22:14
|
|
|
WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:an idiot defecating to north Korea. No poo poo? F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jul 19, 2023 |
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 22:45
|
|
|
F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:No poo poo? I wouldn't go so far as to call our brave artillery soldiers manning the DMZ "idiots." as the OP lets on, some of them are very well-trained on what to do if they run out of artillery shells.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 23:09
|
|
|
istewart posted:I wouldn't go so far as to call our brave artillery soldiers manning the DMZ "idiots." as the OP lets on, some of them are very well-trained on what to do if they run out of artillery shells.
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2023 23:24
|
|
|
The north Korean vehicles would break his foot as they are anti woke metal cars
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2023 00:04
|
|
|
He wasn’t even going to go to prison or get a dishonourable discharge it woulda just been the « cya fuckup » neutral discharge and the two moths he already served in korean prison
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2023 01:22
|
|
|
yeah, but he signed up for an adventure and by god he’s going to get one e: plus he doesn’t have to go back to texas
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2023 01:28
|
|
|
Unfortunately for him, North Korea is virulently racist. To the point that decades ago, when a black Cuban diplomat was sent there with his family, citizens of Pyongyang attacked his car and he had to be rescued by soldiers. Pvt. Jokerpilled is not going to be having the best time. To say nothing of the fact that Best Korea is currently facing the worst economic and food conditions since the 1994 famine.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2023 02:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 2, 2024 15:07 |
|
|
Pinball posted:Unfortunately for him, North Korea is virulently racist. To the point that decades ago, when a black Cuban diplomat was sent there with his family, citizens of Pyongyang attacked his car and he had to be rescued by soldiers. Ummmm, I’m pretty sure that’s wrong because North Korea opposes US policy which means that nothing that they do can be morally incorrect
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2023 02:43
|
|