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euphronius posted:Haha well your next owner is Josh Harris Does Josh Harris own a stadium that dumped raw sewage on its fans? Does Josh Harris operate a stadium where a safety rail collapsed dumping 5-10 fans on top of the opposing team’s star player? Does Josh Harris sell expired airline peanuts in his stadium? Does Josh Harris sue his own season ticket holders for cancelling their tickets? Does Josh Harris steal his season ticket holders deposits and refuse to return them until a class action lawsuit was filled? Does Josh Harris foster a toxic workplace with rampant sexual harassment and discrimination? Does Josh Harris fly his cheerleaders to the Carribean, make them all get naked for a photo shoot, film them getting changed and stuff, and keep a secret DVD of it all for personal use? Does Josh Harris sexually harass and possibly rape his private jet flight attendant? Does Josh Harris ignore a congressional subpoena and chill out in international waters to avoid being compelled to show up and testify?
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I know I’ve missed a bunch more, let’s get all of Snyder’s crimes listed for the good of the thread.
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Speaking of Harris: https://twitter.com/MarkMaske/status/1672238659687313409?s=20 https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1672291735370645519?s=20 https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1672293739891490817?s=20
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He doesn’t do those things but he also doesn’t win
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euphronius posted:He doesn’t do those things but he also doesn’t win for fucks sake dude, baby steps
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euphronius posted:He doesn’t do those things but he also doesn’t win So Washington fans get a new owner who isn’t as cartoonishly evil as Snyder, but the rest of the NFC East gets to enjoy Washington still being lovely on the field? Other than this potentially giving the Cowboys (gently caress ‘em) a win or two a year, I fail to see the downside.
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I should’ve known Wikipedia would have it extensively documented. Buckle up. Be sure to read about how he got a National Park Ranger fired because he wanted to chop down old historic trees along his Potomac river waterfront home.        https://youtu.be/g6JjqKsizBo   And the Wilkerson report STILL has yet to be released. 
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gently caress forgot about the trees and that poor ranger. Don’t think it’s been mentioned yet, and it’s far down the list of his sins, but there was the time he cried anti-semitism because a reporter called him a slime bag or something like that, forget the details
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I was on the new turf at MetLife today. Felt a bit more spongey then the old one and had a *lot* more rubber fill. Every time somebody gets tackled they’re gonna inhale half a recycled tire.
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Jimmy Kempski has started his annual "NFC East dumpster fire" series. https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1673271048098201601
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Cartoon Man posted:Does Josh Harris own a stadium that dumped raw sewage on its fans? It's his rookie season as an owner. You have to give him time to get used to the NFL game.
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Dan Snyder is such a low bar to clear you'd have to use mining equipment just to excavate enough ground to find it in the first place Josh Harris seems like a bog standard NFL ownership ghoul.
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snyder should use his extravagant cost-cutting skills to spearhead some underwater submersible tech imho
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beep by grandpa posted:snyder should use his extravagant cost-cutting skills to spearhead some underwater submersible tech imho
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beep by grandpa posted:snyder should use his extravagant cost-cutting skills to spearhead some underwater submersible tech imho thought I was in CD for a second
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if "# of times beat the cowboys" were a stat would it make dak prescott a top 5 quarterback?
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blarzgh posted:https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1678865442373337088?t=agvQ8ADqusp-7peoX2qGSQ&s=19 they will find a way to play the stats to maximize efficiency in destroying the livers of every fan they have
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Dak Prescott making promises (and not so subtly dissing his receivers) https://deadspin.com/dallas-cowboys-qb-dak-prescott-guarantees-his-accuracy-1850648657 The Dallas Cowboys' QB guarantees he won't throw 10 picks in 2023 quote:As if there wasn’t enough pressure on the Dallas Cowboys heading into year eight of the Dak Prescott era, the two-time Pro Bowl quarterback added just a little more.
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BiggerBoat posted:Dak Prescott making promises (and not so subtly dissing his receivers) he'll have more
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i'll do him one better: i'm willing to stand here and now and guarantee you all that i will not throw one single interception in the 2023-2024 nfl season
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If you consider everyone in the world who will not throw an interception this season, Dak Prescott is in the top .9999999999% of worst interception throwers, what a terrible rate
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Toaster Beef posted:i'll do him one better: i'm willing to stand here and now and guarantee you all that i will not throw one single interception in the 2023-2024 nfl season Toaster Beef drops back in the park on a cool day this November and lobs a soft pass for his nephew. Out of nowhere, Big Bob Pataki appears, making a diving, one handed interception. "How bout 'dem Cowboys?!" he yells, grinning manically like Jason Garrett after calling a 3-yard dive on 3rd and 9, before scuttling off into the bushes, not to be seen again for another 5 years.
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I miss Pataki
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fartknocker posted:Toaster Beef drops back in the park on a cool day this November and lobs a soft pass for his nephew. Out of nowhere, Big Bob Pataki appears, making a diving, one handed interception. "How bout 'dem Cowboys?!" he yells, grinning manically like Jason Garrett after calling a 3-yard dive on 3rd and 9, before scuttling off into the bushes, not to be seen again for another 5 years.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I envisioned this with BBP wearing the Cowboys mascot suit thing. Big Bob Pataki didn't need the suit. He looked exactly like that in real life.
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Got my training camp tickets. It’s getting closer. I can feel it.
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I can feel a snyderless division. A 4th team cpuld become good now. I fear it
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I envisioned this with BBP wearing the Cowboys mascot suit thing. Quiet Feet posted:Big Bob Pataki didn't need the suit. He looked exactly like that in real life.  Shinjobi posted:I miss Pataki We all do. We all do…
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BiggerBoat posted:Dak Prescott making promises (and not so subtly dissing his receivers) He's 100% right that at least 5 of those were drops/Receiver mistakes, but I actually hope he has about 10 interceptions and keeps his career INT% of about 1.75 because that means he's driving the ball down the field and attempting valuable passes. I'd much rather him have another 2019/2022 season where he throws 35+ TDs, 10 INTS with 7 AYA vs andother 2017/18 where its 22 TDs but only 8 INTs 6 air yards per attempt
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You notice he hasn’t guaranteed he’ll be a top five quarterback.
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I am making the guarantee that Dak Prescott will play football for the Dallas Cowboys. This year, AND next year Bitch
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blarzgh posted:He's 100% right that at least 5 of those were drops/Receiver mistakes, but I actually hope he has about 10 interceptions and keeps his career INT% of about 1.75 because that means he's driving the ball down the field and attempting valuable passes.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I have bad news for you about their OC and therefore playcalling and play design. For once the chargers cursed someone besides themselves—replaced joe lombardi with kellen moore, and now the cowboys have marty’s lovely son
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I have bad news for you about their OC and therefore playcalling and play design. I'm pretty confident that McCarthy is gonna do the same thing he's done for the past 15 years which is promise during the offseason to run the ball more and then totally do the opposite during the regular season, and that Schotty's only job is to install an inside zone run scheme.
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In the last 5 seasons he called plays in Green Bay, Fat Mike called passes on early downs more often than any other coach in Football besides Sean Peyton
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BiggerBoat posted:Dak Prescott making promises (and not so subtly dissing his receivers)
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