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Brutor Fartknocker
Jun 18, 2013


Wait, you guys aren't just using spit?

(Lube is good)

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.tumbex.com/wtffanfiction.tumblr/post/58751946361

quote:

Things Used in Fanfiction as Lube & Condoms That Should Never Be Used as Lube or Condoms

Lube
Gravel
Going in dry
Crushed Doritos
Honey
Mayo (is also not an instrument)
Shaving cream
Beer
Ammonia
(Maple) syrup
Ice cream
Gasoline
After shave
Soap
Grey matter
Ink
Motor oil
Vapor rub
Watermelon juice
Lemon juice
Melted butter
Butter
Vodka
Glue
Jelly
Chocolate sauce/choco syrup/fondue
Sweat
Deep Heat (like the hot part of IcyHot)
Cooking oil
Mud
Blood

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

Does anyone have a good recommendation for butt lube for silicone toys?

For now it’s mostly insertion and wear for a decent amount of time, but eventually the plan is thrusting and would need something good for that as well. High preference on cushioning insertion and thrust, so super slick and long lasting is best. I’ve seen coconu oil based recommended but it’s expensive so I wanted to check more on it before pulling the trigger.

For anal intercourse I’d probably just use the silicone stuff I use for regular intercourse and am happy with, but definitely open to other stuff that may be better.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

thotsky posted:


...

There are a couple of low osmosity water based lubes with the right pH for asses. "Probe Thick Rich" is one of these. It's a real simple recipe with three ingredients, and uses grapefruit seed extract instead of the citric acid that Sliquid and a lot of other "natural and safe" lubes go for.

Long lasting is not really achievable with water-based lubes, although I guess everything is relative. They usually reactivate well with some spit or a spray bottle or whatever.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

thotsky posted:

Long lasting is not really achievable with water-based lubes, although I guess everything is relative. They usually reactivate well with some spit or a spray bottle or whatever.

this: a lot of the problems with water-based lubes drying out too quickly can be at least somewhat mitigated with water

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Ah good ol' spit, I wonder what the health risks of that are

Spit, slap, push it in. The slap is key.

emocrat
Feb 28, 2007
Sidewalk Technology

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah we used coconut oil for years before we switched to Sensuva, it's fine and good actually

Is Sensuva good? They seem mostly on arousal oil/gel stuff, does it work? I got no experience with that stuff so kinda curios.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




emocrat posted:

Is Sensuva good? They seem mostly on arousal oil/gel stuff, does it work? I got no experience with that stuff so kinda curios.

We've only used their lube, but it's good stuff. Feels real smooth, lasts longer than the others we've tried.

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

I heard y'all needed a professional's feedback in here...

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Organic Lube User posted:

I heard y'all needed a professional's feedback in here...

got her number for us?

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Cum blood resolves when I don't have sex for a number of days but always comes back after I have sex. This is an interesting development. :hmmyes:
Yes I know you are all going to say "go to the doctor" but right now I cannot.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I’m going to say it anyways, you should see a doctor.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Seeing a doctor is expensive but dying is even more expensive. Please see a doctor.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
I mean, you probably just either have a rift in your urethra somewhere that's healed funny and reopens when you roughhouse, or an infection like prostatitis, but if you're over 40 and there's quite a lot of blood it could be worth checking out.

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

The Real Amethyst posted:

Cum blood resolves when I don't have sex for a number of days but always comes back after I have sex. This is an interesting development. :hmmyes:
Yes I know you are all going to say "go to the doctor" but right now I cannot.

Cumming blood and refusing to go to the doctor is the most goon poo poo ever.

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

Pilfered Pallbearers posted:

Cumming blood and refusing to go to the doctor is the most goon poo poo ever.

Yes, but this person claims to be having sex...

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

KillHour posted:

Seeing a doctor is expensive but dying is even more expensive. Please see a doctor.

maybe they don't die, maybe their junk just stops working right or has to be removed due to a preventable disease or whatever, no big

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
One thing I can say with 100% certainty OP is it's definitely not not notcancer.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

The Real Amethyst posted:

Cum blood resolves when I don't have sex for a number of days but always comes back after I have sex. This is an interesting development. :hmmyes:
Yes I know you are all going to say "go to the doctor" but right now I cannot.

Go to planned parenthood. They will help you for free if you cannot afford to pay.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Also probably don’t have sex with someone if you’re cumming blood.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

whydirt posted:

Also probably don’t have sex with someone if you’re cumming blood.

What a double standard

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

whydirt posted:

Also probably don’t have sex with someone if you’re cumming blood.

how else are they supposed to monitor the progress of this other than by how many condoms full of blood they have in the morning?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsFbvP1PITs

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



Wait, so you're saying I shouldn't cum knives!?

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

The Real Amethyst posted:

Cum blood resolves when I don't have sex for a number of days but always comes back after I have sex. This is an interesting development. :hmmyes:
Yes I know you are all going to say "go to the doctor" but right now I cannot.

How are you having sex? Any sounding involved?

Also, yes, go to a doctor.

Edit: or cbt for that matter

hypoallergenic cat breed fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Aug 2, 2023

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

How are you having sex? Any sounding involved?

Also, yes, go to a doctor.

Edit: or cbt for that matter

I'm not sure cognitive behavioural therapy will help with this problem

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

How are you having sex? Any sounding involved?

Also, yes, go to a doctor.

Edit: or cbt for that matter

Just normal sex in various positions, there's nothing crazy involved. I'm confused because masturbating doesn't seem to cause hemorrhagic sperm and I would consider that to be just as traumatic on my penis :confused:

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

The Real Amethyst posted:

Just normal sex in various positions, there's nothing crazy involved. I'm confused because masturbating doesn't seem to cause hemorrhagic sperm and I would consider that to be just as traumatic on my penis :confused:

If you absolutely cannot talk to a urologist in person at least ask in TGD, none of us can rly tell you anything dude

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Ok Comboomer posted:

If you absolutely cannot talk to a urologist in person at least ask in TGD, none of us can rly tell you anything dude

Ya you're right, I'm gonna see my doctor maybe in 2 weeks when I'm able. Anyway thanks for all your advice. I will shut the gently caress up about my dick blood now.

Brutor Fartknocker
Jun 18, 2013


The Real Amethyst posted:

Just normal sex in various positions, there's nothing crazy involved. I'm confused because masturbating doesn't seem to cause hemorrhagic sperm and I would consider that to be just as traumatic on my penis :confused:

Or your lady's really been doing her kegels

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Is there a sex work questions thread somewhere? Friend wants to get out of bad economical situation by doing feet pics or similar less-committal stuff, but doesn't know where to start.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tias posted:

Is there a sex work questions thread somewhere? Friend wants to get out of bad economical situation by doing feet pics or similar less-committal stuff, but doesn't know where to start.

In so so so many ways this aint the website for that (closest threads i can think of were made by a notable porn industry shithead), resources online do exist but it’s also difficult to find reliable info because of how easily things can be shut down under FESTA/SOSTA.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Oh dip, that never occured to me, we're in Denmark where SESTA isn't a thing. Thanks for the heads up, don't want to get anyone in trouble!

Brutor Fartknocker
Jun 18, 2013


Pretty sure talking broadly about it isn't in the realm of shut down by FESTA/SOSTA, but I can always delete this later.

I'm only somewhat familiar since a friend tried a similar thing, but you're basically building a content creator brand, just instead of youtube it's onlyfans. The main goal is to drive traffic to that onlyfans, where you make subscription money. So posting on reddit and other places with links back to the onlyfans account.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Yeah my impressions from friends are similar. Also that it has all of the obstacles involved in becoming a successful content creator, ie that things are so competitive you need a ton of free time and/or money to get established.

Ie it may not actually be the best/easiest thing to do as a way to get out of a bad financial situation.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Brutor Fartknocker posted:

Pretty sure talking broadly about it isn't in the realm of shut down by FESTA/SOSTA, but I can always delete this later.

I'm only somewhat familiar since a friend tried a similar thing, but you're basically building a content creator brand, just instead of youtube it's onlyfans. The main goal is to drive traffic to that onlyfans, where you make subscription money. So posting on reddit and other places with links back to the onlyfans account.

Sharing useful information in a comprehensive manner has been shut down many times before, a lot of how far FESTA/SOSTA can go is untried as sites have tried to self-police as much as necessary to limit exposure. Sharing links to the resources that do exist in such a broad space can get them shut down. The end worry is not that SA cannot have casual conversation, but by necessity it can’t go deep enough to be very useful.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I think if I could delete any US law I'd start by deleting FESTA/SOSTA. There are others, but like... I wish there was a safe, legal way for people to get together and make money selling pictures of their feet. Or whatever they want to sell.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Anne Whateley posted:

If she has it and you don’t, yes, it’s possible you could contract herpes on your junk even using a condom and even if she’s not having an outbreak at the time.

Step 1, imo, is to go get yourself a herpes blood test. It’s not part of the standard panel, but it’s definitely a test that exists and can easily be done. Step 2 might be her talking to her doctor about antivirals if she isn’t on them already.

One thing I'd add to this HSV advice is to figure out what you're going to do with your test result before you get tested.

The whole reason it's not part of the standard panel is that HSV is EXTREMELY common and it freaks people out when they discover they're infected without ever having symptoms. If you find out you are infected (probably 10% chance for HSV2, up to 70% with HSV1), are you going to disclose that information to all your future sexual partners? Not saying you have to, but have you thought about it? If you find out you AREN'T infected, are you going to break up with this girl? Condoms aren't always protective, and asking her to go onto long-term (life-long?) antivirals purely to protect your infection status when she absolutely doesn't need them herself would be a pretty humungous thing. I'm not even sure she'd be able to get them, they're usually only for people with persistent outbreaks.

Anyway, weigh all that up against the alternative of just having sex and not caring about transmission since HSV1 is so goddamn common (aside from the obvious like not doing it around outbreaks) before you get tested. Can't undo that knowledge once you have it.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
In the US, prevention of transmission has been an on-label use for valcyclovir for 20+ years. “HSV serodiscordant” gets you studies. It would be something to discuss with her doctor, but if she wants to go forward, there would be no bureaucratic resistance at all.

Odds of having HSV1 are lower than generally presented, 50% or lower for the US goon demographic. https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db304.htm

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Aug 8, 2023

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

jabby posted:

Anyway, weigh all that up against the alternative of just having sex and not caring about transmission since HSV1 is so goddamn common (aside from the obvious like not doing it around outbreaks) before you get tested. Can't undo that knowledge once you have it.

As I recall, HSV1 is so common that you probably have it if you've had two sexual partners. As you say, the main advice relating to it is "don't gently caress someone with an active cold sore".

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