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 Perfidious west believes the best Korea is having troubles If they were why did the king defect to juchism?
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he's gonna learn so many new recipes for grass soup
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Jul 20, 2023 03:00
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:
Best Korea has plenty of well stocked department stores, replete with microbreweries and fancy dining. They only take hard currency like €/$/¥ though, so if you aren't a tourist, too bad.
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Jul 20, 2023 03:03
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Come on its pretty insane that the guy laughed "hahahaha" then loving sprinted for the N. Korea border and was picked up immediately by a van.
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Jul 20, 2023 03:20
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Hollismason posted:Come on its pretty insane that the guy laughed "hahahaha" then loving sprinted for the N. Korea border and was picked up immediately by a van. Flashbacks to that scene from Fyre Fest when the attendees see the campsite. “Turn around” “TURN THIS BUS AROUND!”
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Jul 20, 2023 03:35
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To be fair, the weather in North Korea is probably better than Texas which is where he was heading. :POUND:bothsides
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Jul 20, 2023 03:37
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TK8325 posted:he's gonna learn so many new recipes for grass soup Come on now, there's all kinds of good stuff that I'm sure Juche cuisine celebrates while us decadent Westerners dismiss it as weeds. North Korea has to have wild mustard greens! Chicory! Maybe even some dandelion tea!
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Jul 20, 2023 03:40
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istewart posted:Come on now, there's all kinds of good stuff that I'm sure Juche cuisine celebrates while us decadent Westerners dismiss it as weeds. North Korea has to have wild mustard greens! Chicory! Maybe even some dandelion tea! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYQWzSp0Nns
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Jul 20, 2023 03:43
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lol the country with only one fat person has an abundance of food. grilled grass, grass stew, bbq grass, grass scampi, grass fettuccine, grass bolognese... they could eat tree bark but they cut all the trees down for cooking and heating fuel
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Jul 20, 2023 04:29
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Did he happen to have a burlap sack with a large $ painted on it!?
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Jul 20, 2023 04:41
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Extra Large Marge posted:He should be fine as long as he doesn't touch any posters ew who would want to touch posters
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Jul 20, 2023 04:42
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TK8325 posted:lol the country with only one fat person has an abundance of food. If you're in the North Korean army, you can eat whatever rats you catch, as long as you share with the rest of your squad On a somewhat related note, that's probably why even a relatively healthy soldier by North Korean standards had intestinal parasites that even experienced South Korean internal medicine specialists had never seen before. quote:"I've never seen anything like this in my 20 years as a physician," South Korean doctor Lee Cook-jong told journalists, explaining that the longest worm removed from the patient's intestines was 27cm (11in) long.
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Jul 20, 2023 05:44
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Arc Light posted:If you're in the North Korean army, you can eat whatever rats you catch, as long as you share with the rest of your squad Well this is the most horrifying thing to ever loving read.
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Jul 20, 2023 06:12
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quote:But Prof Lankov points out that compared with other countries with a similar per capita income - like Bangladesh or many African countries - the population in North Korea is healthier than one would expect. The country's life expectancy is well above average considering the level of economic poverty, he says. quote:Lee Min-bok, a North Korean agriculture expert, told Reuters: "Chemical fertiliser was supplied by the state until the 1970s. By the 1990s, the state could not supply it any more, so farmers started to use a lot of night soil instead."
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Jul 20, 2023 06:26
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So in Bangladesh, we used a diluted bleach solution for any raw veggies because everything was cultivated with "night soil." But we could still use the internet, lol.
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Jul 20, 2023 06:33
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TK8325 posted:lol the country with only one fat person has an abundance of food. That was vietnam, bubba
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Jul 20, 2023 06:46
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night soil not one of bob seger's better tunes
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Jul 20, 2023 06:47
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Workin' on our night poos Trying to lose those, awkward tapeworm tubes
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Jul 20, 2023 07:43
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Night soil Ouch
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Jul 20, 2023 15:12
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Caro 2.0 Have we found out if he was a goon yet or just some other flavor of dumbass
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Jul 20, 2023 15:46
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Das Boo posted:So in Bangladesh, we used a diluted bleach solution for any raw veggies because everything was cultivated with "night soil." The bleach thing is common around the world. Animals often graze where crops are grown.
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Jul 20, 2023 15:51
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Play posted:Certainly one of the theories of all time seems less a theory to them and more a fantasy
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Jul 20, 2023 15:57
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Caesar Saladin posted:Does North Korea have their own video games? Like ones they make and the population plays and they are just for North Koreans Have you not played Pyongyang Racer? 
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Jul 20, 2023 16:05
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Night soil That’s a nice way of saying “shitted dirt”
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Jul 20, 2023 16:14
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People have intestinal parasites, fields are fertilized with infected poop, produce is contaminated ensuring most of the population is laden with parasites. Living their best life in the North.
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Jul 20, 2023 16:20
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Big rear end On Fire posted:People have intestinal parasites, fields are fertilized with infected poop, produce is contaminated ensuring most of the population is laden with parasites. Living their best life in the North. Worm poop wrapped in worm intestine, wrapped in worm skin, wrapped in human poop, wrapped in human intestine, wrapped in human skin… crazy layers ti this sausage.
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Jul 20, 2023 16:36
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Big rear end On Fire posted:People have intestinal parasites, fields are fertilized with infected poop, produce is contaminated ensuring most of the population is laden with parasites. Living their best life in the North. It's extra protein.
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Jul 20, 2023 16:51
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Taking a huge worm free dump right now 
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Jul 20, 2023 17:50
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Gonna fish it out the toilet and mail it to North Korea I hear the need it more than I do
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Jul 20, 2023 17:51
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TK8325 posted:lol the country with only one fat person has an abundance of food. sounds like my camp in cult of the lamb, also probably poo poo soup too
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Jul 20, 2023 18:14
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Nooner posted:Taking a huge worm free dump right now intestinal worms aren't exactly uncommon in north america u know.....
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Jul 20, 2023 18:16
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in fact i think there has been a huge resurgence on account of crop pickers being forced to work insane hours so they have to poo poo in the fields
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Jul 20, 2023 18:17
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GolfHole posted:intestinal worms aren't exactly uncommon in north america u know..... Not at your house maybe.
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Jul 20, 2023 18:31
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The west actually paid that defector huge sums to infect himself with parasites, as propaganda
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Jul 20, 2023 18:35
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GolfHole posted:intestinal worms aren't exactly uncommon in north america u know..... oh boy
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Jul 20, 2023 18:40
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GolfHole posted:intestinal worms aren't exactly uncommon in north america u know..... The Appalachian goons have checked in.
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Jul 20, 2023 18:41
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GolfHole posted:in fact i think there has been a huge resurgence on account of crop pickers being forced to work insane hours so they have to poo poo in the fields I saw a loving combine operator just drop trou by a field in some gif. All of the comments saying “this is why you wash your produce” Working conditions are definitely a factor but some people are just on that kind of time. I took a water damage restoration course and the instructor had a photo of someone who just detached a toilet in a flood zone grab a burger to scarf down. No hand washing not even any sanitizer just burger.
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Jul 20, 2023 18:42
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And then you be drinking bleach and taking Ivermectin. It kills the bacteria but destroys your internals. You still ingesting it. Lowtax was at least right that the internet made them stupid.
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Jul 20, 2023 18:48
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Oh ya I forgot about ivermectin even. People are goddamn terrified of worms, folks!!!
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That tapeworm you just poo poo out could also be your intestines sloughing off. But 'hey I read it on the web' so do whatever I guess.
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