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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

withak posted:

Bats aren't bugs!

Okay Calvin, see me after class.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Professor Beetus posted:

I once posted a joke "fact" that "did you know that hummingbirds aren't actually birds? They are actually nature's largest bee." And I got a few people :negative:

Birds aren't real, so if you see a 'hummingbird' you know it's actually a bee.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Boris Galerkin posted:

A lot of the budget prolly goes towards making sure missiles get delivered to the right places. But even then they tend to hit harmless wedding parties so who can say if it’s a budgeting issue.

The wedding party was within the error ratio so they meant to hit it :colbert:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
This argument is crazy, everyone knows that birds don't hum. :colbert:

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

To air-dry your clothes, you have to be at home for an hour or so during the day time. If everybody in the household works, being able to throw the laundry in the dryer in the evening is a lifesaver.

in california we'd just line dry clothes under a tree and forget about it until next day

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Amphigory posted:

How many spiders the average person eats a year in their sleep is another good one

I can't believe how much the "joke" fact underestimated the actual number. I guess people really don't like to think of the literal parades of spiders that go into our mouths at night.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

“Thanks for the gently caress shack”
-8 legged Mike and the boys.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Professor Beetus posted:

I once posted a joke "fact" that "did you know that hummingbirds aren't actually birds? They are actually nature's largest bee." And I got a few people :negative:

So many animals are deceptively named I'd believe this. Apparently there's a hummingbird moth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyZmQhuM4w

Celexi posted:

in california we'd just line dry clothes under a tree and forget about it until next day

Australian summer, your clothes are dry by the time you finish hanging them out.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

To air-dry your clothes, you have to be at home for an hour or so during the day time. If everybody in the household works, being able to throw the laundry in the dryer in the evening is a lifesaver.

Why does someone have to be home? Will someone steal your clothes?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


His Divine Shadow posted:

Why does someone have to be home? Will someone steal your clothes?
Hmm. I may have misphrased. Somebody has to be home to pull the clothes out of the washer and put them on the line. Mornings are a madhouse; I don't expect to have time to think about laundry until the evening.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

TACD posted:

sharks are smooth

sharks have feet

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
The worst thing about the sharks are smooth thing is that it's become a meme now so even people who know it's false will loudly insist that it's true for the bit.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Freakazoid_ posted:

sharks have feet

Sharks are made of feet.

It's why they're so smooth.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I like to show foreigners videos of Emus going crazy over something like a beachball or a water sprinkler, then as I got them all softened up, drop 'Emus are so dumb they drown when it rains cos they just look up into the sky mouth open wondering whats going on.'

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Remember when Netflix started cracking down on password sharing and everyone on Reddit and Twitter and prolly SA was loudly screaming about how this was going to kill Netflix and how they were going to cancel their accounts and never give Netflix another cent?

Let’s see how that’s working out:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66240390

quote:

A burst of people signed up for Netflix this spring, after the streaming giant cracked down on password sharing.

The company ended June with more than 238 million subscribers, adding 5.9 million members since March.

That was bigger than expected and follows efforts by the company to re-ignite growth following unusual subscriber losses last spring.

[…]

In the first half of last year, it shed roughly 1 million accounts. Though it later more than made up those losses, the declines jolted the company and sent it scrambling to shore up its growth prospects.

Netflix said few people had cancelled as a result of the password changes and it believed the programme would fuel similar subscriber gains in the months ahead.

[…]

All those loud people who were prolly using someone else’s account (and thus not paying) deleting the app sure showed the MBAs at Netflix.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It probably didn't help, but I imagine it's a drop in the bucket compared to people getting fed up with streaming service fragmentation and all the shows they liked getting cancelled.

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It probably didn't help, but I imagine it's a drop in the bucket compared to people getting fed up with streaming service fragmentation and all the shows they liked getting cancelled.

Yeah because everything was running on the same channel and never got cancelled during the age of cable

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It probably didn't help, but I imagine it's a drop in the bucket compared to people getting fed up with streaming service fragmentation and all the shows they liked getting cancelled.

The article says it gained 5.9 million subscribers net. Do you mean that people were so man that other streaming companies were doing it that they all rushed out to resubscribe to Netflix?

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

Boris Galerkin posted:

Remember when Netflix started cracking down on password sharing and everyone on Reddit and Twitter and prolly SA was loudly screaming about how this was going to kill Netflix and how they were going to cancel their accounts and never give Netflix another cent?

Let’s see how that’s working out:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66240390

All those loud people who were prolly using someone else’s account (and thus not paying) deleting the app sure showed the MBAs at Netflix.

No I don't remember people saying that OP.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It probably didn't help, but I imagine it's a drop in the bucket compared to people getting fed up with streaming service fragmentation and all the shows they liked getting cancelled.

Streaming fragmentation is, at best, a minor annoyance, and the experience is so superior from the customer's POV to what came before that I have a hard time taking complaints about it seriously. Sure, depending on the streaming device, you might have to individually search apps or use a third party tool like justwatch in order to see what is available, and that's kind of bothersome. But compared to my cable bill a decade ago, I spend roughly the same amount on streaming services (actually about 20% less if you factor in inflation) while getting the ability to watch on any device, access a huge backlog of shows and movies at any time, never get interrupted by commercials, and stream films often within weeks of their theatrical release.

The production and compensation component of the switch to streaming is clearly a poo poo show, as evidenced by the strikes, but for viewers I think it's tough to argue that we're getting a raw deal.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The uptick of people wanting access to my plex and willing to pay for the privlidge is fun.

Jesus III
May 23, 2007
You aren't required to have all the services. I sign up for a month, cancel, sign up for a different one. I always have a ton of shows and pay at most 20 bucks a month.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Jesus III posted:

You aren't required to have all the services. I sign up for a month, cancel, sign up for a different one. I always have a ton of shows and pay at most 20 bucks a month.

Oh, absolutely. I could probably save a third to a half of what I pay if I was more strategic about what I wanted to watch that month. I just typically don't bother for a bunch of dumb reasons. My point is more that even when I'm paying for more services than I ought to be, it's still a better option than what it replaced, even if it means that I need to switch apps between watching The Office and Friends.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Boris Galerkin posted:

Remember when Netflix started cracking down on password sharing and everyone on Reddit and Twitter and prolly SA was loudly screaming about how this was going to kill Netflix and how they were going to cancel their accounts and never give Netflix another cent?

Let’s see how that’s working out:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66240390

All those loud people who were prolly using someone else’s account (and thus not paying) deleting the app sure showed the MBAs at Netflix.

Oh, it's the boycott modern warfare 2 steam group but for netflix

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Maybe Netflix could also take this opportunity to not completely and permanently delete a person's account if they're inactive for 6 months. Because boy it sure is gently caress as hell to resuscribe after a year only to not be able to watch new seasons of shows or pick up others where you left off because you need to dig around and find the shows you remember and rebuild your watchlist from scratch.

Davedave24
Mar 11, 2004

Lacking in love
I heard about that happening, but I'm still sharing my account with my sister and neither of us ever get any messages about it or anything? I use the service less and less so I probably was going to bail if they followed through, but :shrug:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Professor Beetus posted:

Oh, it's the boycott modern warfare 2 steam group but for netflix

Lmao

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Davedave24 posted:

I heard about that happening, but I'm still sharing my account with my sister and neither of us ever get any messages about it or anything? I use the service less and less so I probably was going to bail if they followed through, but :shrug:

Netflix hasn't actually forced people to do it yet in the U.S. Just other countries.

In the U.S., they just sent an email saying people can share with the $7.99 sharing account and that a more direct crackdown would come soon. Once they do, they will ask you to pick a primary location for your account and anybody who tries to log in from outside that location will get a warning asking them to pay for a sharing account or get their own account..

If you don't pick a primary location and everyone logs in at least once a month/nobody else logs in outside of your wifi network, then they won't be able to tell what your primary location is and won't pick for you.

They just designate one location your "home" location if nobody else has logged in somewhere else for X time.

So, the current loophole is to ignore the request to set a primary location, have Netflix permanently logged in on devices in two different places, and boot up the app/website at least once every 30 days in both places.

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

Professor Beetus posted:

Oh, it's the boycott modern warfare 2 steam group but for netflix

Seems easily possible that most of the people who said they were going to cancel did just that while still being a minority among account sharers, so not really like that steam group at all.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

susan b buffering posted:

Seems easily possible that most of the people who said they were going to cancel did just that while still being a minority among account sharers, so not really like that steam group at all.

If they were a minority among account sharers then yes, it is exactly like the steam boycott MW2 group, where there was a minority of people not playing mw2

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Netflix hasn't actually forced people to do it yet in the U.S. Just other countries.

One of my Streamboxes still has an ex for over 5 years agos account on it. It's valid, I don't use it for :files: reasons but it's funny that the device session is still valid.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Evil Fluffy posted:

Maybe Netflix could also take this opportunity to not completely and permanently delete a person's account if they're inactive for 6 months. Because boy it sure is gently caress as hell to resuscribe after a year only to not be able to watch new seasons of shows or pick up others where you left off because you need to dig around and find the shows you remember and rebuild your watchlist from scratch.
That sure seems like a lot of work on the viewer.

Sounds like Netflix's message is, "Don't even bother re-subscribing, ever"

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Cheesus posted:


Sounds like Netflix's message is, "Don't even bother re-subscribing, ever"

Works for me, their monthly price is a loving joke.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Baronash posted:

Streaming fragmentation is, at best, a minor annoyance, and the experience is so superior from the customer's POV to what came before that I have a hard time taking complaints about it seriously. Sure, depending on the streaming device, you might have to individually search apps or use a third party tool like justwatch in order to see what is available, and that's kind of bothersome. But compared to my cable bill a decade ago, I spend roughly the same amount on streaming services (actually about 20% less if you factor in inflation) while getting the ability to watch on any device, access a huge backlog of shows and movies at any time, never get interrupted by commercials, and stream films often within weeks of their theatrical release.

The production and compensation component of the switch to streaming is clearly a poo poo show, as evidenced by the strikes, but for viewers I think it's tough to argue that we're getting a raw deal.

Fragmentaition and removing stuff sucks though.
I'm on Nordic region, so every streaming platform has way smaller selection of movies and series.
And it is not just the streaming platforms like Netflix. Even the online sites that rent / or sell streams of the movies and series have way smaller selection that Americans get.
For example I can't legally stream Babylon 5 series anywhere. Lot of early 00:s sci-fi is just gone, since the Netflix removed them from their selection. No one is selling/renting.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Cheesus posted:

That sure seems like a lot of work on the viewer.

Sounds like Netflix's message is, "Don't even bother re-subscribing, ever"

Pretty much, yeah. Online games have known this since the days of UO (and even before it with commercialized MUDs) and it's why MMOs pretty much never deleted inactive players and instead would send them reactivation offers.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Evil Fluffy posted:

Pretty much, yeah. Online games have known this since the days of UO (and even before it with commercialized MUDs) and it's why MMOs pretty much never deleted inactive players and instead would send them reactivation offers.

Imagine if Netflix offered free weekend campaigns to former subscribers like final fantasy 14 does.Guarantee they would regain at least a few folks every time.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Oh those free weekends are insidious, they grab a bunch of lapsed players every time for at least a month. Imagine if Netflix was like "come back to Netflix, we've got new Stranger Things since you last subscribed!" Gangbusters.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Issaries posted:

For example I can't legally stream Babylon 5 series anywhere. Lot of early 00:s sci-fi is just gone, since the Netflix removed them from their selection. No one is selling/renting.
Given today's bandwidth and expertise in delivering music (e.g.Spotify), and studios making moves like this, we are only steps away from doing this to video and utterly devaluing it as we have music.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

Issaries posted:

For example I can't legally stream Babylon 5 series anywhere. Lot of early 00:s sci-fi is just gone, since the Netflix removed them from their selection. No one is selling/renting.

There's a Bluray remaster coming out soon: https://www.tor.com/2023/07/18/babylon-5-the-complete-series-is-coming-to-blu-ray-for-the-first-time/

Some kind of rights re-negotiation probably needs to happen to allow use of the new masters on streaming, in this case.

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

SCheeseman posted:

There's a Bluray remaster coming out soon: https://www.tor.com/2023/07/18/babylon-5-the-complete-series-is-coming-to-blu-ray-for-the-first-time/

Some kind of rights re-negotiation probably needs to happen to allow use of the new masters on streaming, in this case.

But will it be in widescreen

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