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call us if the bats start re-enacting scenes from Paranormal Activity
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:28 |
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The next patient zero right here on SA
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:30 |
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I love bat
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:36 |
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Hi Game Commission, yeah the bats are being real dicks now. Yeah they're calling me a noob, slapping my rear end & tummy (exposed midriff - long story), trying to get me to say "what" because they say that's what a loser says. No they're still not watching me sleep. Yeah okay I'll call back.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:39 |
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euphronius posted:you called the game commission lol lmao
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:44 |
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you're supposed to call the game commission for bat-related issues in Pennsylvania!
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:45 |
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lol if you've got bats in your house in the UK they just tell you "too loving bad, they're yours now." https://cdn.bats.org.uk/uploads/pdf/Living-with-Bats.pdf?v=1634310006
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:51 |
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rabies is a hell of a way to die
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:55 |
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stop trolling me about rabies
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:55 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:lol if you've got bats in your house in the UK they just tell you "too loving bad, they're yours now." as it should be. bats are harmless, they're sweet-natured, they're intelligent and social, and they pay rent by the weight in mosquitoes they eat. this is good use of state power.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:58 |
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apparently bats in the UK don't carry rabies
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:59 |
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aw frig aw dang it posted:Hi Game Commission, yeah the bats are being real dicks now. Yeah they're calling me a noob, slapping my rear end & tummy (exposed midriff - long story), trying to get me to say "what" because they say that's what a loser says. No they're still not watching me sleep. Yeah okay I'll call back.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:17 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:stop trolling me about rabies schnorkles is to scat as pfc is to bat (rabies)
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:59 |
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flying puppies pissing and making GBS threads from my ceiling
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:15 |
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A Bad King posted:as it should be. bats are harmless, they're sweet-natured, they're intelligent and social, and they pay rent by the weight in mosquitoes they eat. this is good use of state power. also their poo is valuable and can be used to make explosives
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:39 |
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https://www.freep.com/story/news/lo...n=snd-autopilot quote:
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it’ll have trampoline park, lazy river, batting cages, rock walls, waterfalls etc etc, and he razed normal houses, including his own current 22000 sqft house to do it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 04:19 |
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pwned myself, house has been humid and miserable the past week and, after crawling around in the attic fixing ductwork and spraying expanding foam in every wall/roof hole that cable guys have drilled since the 60's and weather sealing the attic hatch, i broke down and bought a dehumidifier so we can finally sleep at night turns out a window had been cracked open the whole time behind the blinds leaking jungle air into the house for weeks. immediately fixed the humidity (or significantly mitigated it at least). somehow no bats came in though thankfully
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 15:10 |
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been looking in homes now and yesterday 2/3 had such bad smells I had to leave. guess not having covid helps since my realtor wasn’t too bothered lol. these are like 500k+ homes too so I was like yikes. also, if you have a hole in the wall please fix it before showing. looking forward to viewing tons of houses this weekend and fingers crossed we find one. my 1920s house is in such good shape and well built compared to the crap I’ve been seeing it will be bitter sweet to leave my current house but economic conditions are making us relocate
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 15:15 |
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the smells are usually dogs and cats which are unholy if you are not used to them imho
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 16:04 |
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Yeah, what kind of smells were they? Smelling is my superpower so I get having to walk out but some smells can be remediated & others can't.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 16:21 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also their poo is valuable and can be used to grow weed
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 16:44 |
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I think most dogs smell gross (including my own past dogs) but my current dog smells weirdly pleasant. Like what a dog scented candle would smell like.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 16:59 |
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probably covid, op
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:05 |
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Willa Rogers posted:Yeah, what kind of smells were they? one made me feel like I was huffing solvents, it wasn’t new paint because everything was old. it was in the basement where the crawl space door was left open so the smell probably was from that space that had a plastic covering around it. the 2nd was the smell of the tires and poo poo in the garage seeping though into the living room
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:13 |
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Willa Rogers posted:Yeah, what kind of smells were they? My mom can smell a gnat fart in a hurricane, it sounds like hell.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:13 |
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from nyt thing on buying a place. she put 5% downquote:Their offer of $635,000 was accepted. Instead of getting a traditional 30-year fixed-rate mortgage, they went with a 10-year adjustable-rate mortgage, which they plan to refinance in the next few years.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:18 |
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sonatinas posted:one made me feel like I was huffing solvents, it wasn’t new paint because everything was old. it was in the basement where the crawl space door was left open so the smell probably was from that space that had a plastic covering around it. Yeah, that first one could be a former meth lab. If you see a place you like & want you can always hire an environmental engineer to do testing, although I have no idea what that costs, and if you made that inspection a contingency the sellers would prolly laugh & move on. PerniciousKnid posted:My mom can smell a gnat fart in a hurricane, it sounds like hell. It is. Even when I smoked cigs I had the nose of a pregnant greyhound.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:18 |
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Willa Rogers posted:Yeah, what kind of smells were they? One house I went into had a broken sewage line in the basement, the floor was soaked and the entire house smelled like poo poo top to bottom. An older person was somehow living there. It sold for $350k
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:19 |
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actionjackson posted:from nyt thing on buying a place. she put 5% down Nothing bad happening here in any way
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:21 |
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Sewage smells are the absolute worst. Or maybe tied with the turned-off refrigerator of dead game my parents' friend had left in a vacation home in wisconsin after her husband died that we went to help her clean out when I was 12. Over 50 years later I can still recall how rank that was.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:22 |
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I live downwind from a garbage dump, it's a gross sour smell.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:33 |
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The Oldest Man posted:Nothing bad happening here in any way https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/rea...6aebd5c73&ei=16 quote:Loan officer: I’m seeing middle class homebuyers take on $7,000 mortgages thinking they can ‘always refinance when rates come down in the future’
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:35 |
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lol 7k monthly payment and middle class lmao my loan officer pushed the refinance later angle and I was like, I’m not gonna gamble on that
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:42 |
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The Oldest Man posted:I think most dogs smell gross (including my own past dogs) but my current dog smells weirdly pleasant. Like what a dog scented candle would smell like. part Dalmatian?
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:45 |
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Vomik posted:part Dalmatian? I'm pretty sure he's just a regular human
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:45 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm pretty sure he's just a regular human lol
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:47 |
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The Oldest Man posted:Nothing bad happening here in any way 5% down on 635k home with 10/1 ARM at current rates (around 6.4%, which isn't even that much better than fixed) is over 7k/month
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:48 |
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actionjackson posted:5% down on 635k home with 10/1 ARM at current rates (around 6.4%, which isn't even that much better than fixed) is over 7k/month it’s a poor financial decision for sure but 10/1 arms are still 30 years so the payment is like $300 a month less for the first 10 years
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:53 |
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I'm not sure it's possible right now to make anything that's not a poor financial decision, unless you bought ten years ago.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 17:54 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm not sure it's possible right now to make anything that's not a poor financial decision, unless you bought ten years ago. yeah although I meant in terms of people without a lot of money trying to use all sorts of rich people financial instruments. although what is really hosed up is houses are EVEN MORE expensive with no corresponding drop in avg home price but yet - renting with annual inflation and never being able to set it at a constant means those who can’t afford continue to get poorer. love our vulture based economics :|
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