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Candidate B is management material. Already has the unnecessary busy work and forms down. Now you just need to make sure they can't actually do the job they are managing and you are goldem.
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Jul 20, 2023 19:42
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Ask candidate B to fill out their own questionnaire and also ask to see their updated resume and you'll get back to them when you have time to facilitate the request. Alternatively, spend an entire day doing paperwork and answer all questions with 'you can shadow me but please don't distract me, I'm very busy and need to concentrate, thank you'.
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Jul 20, 2023 19:46
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Bondematt posted:Candidate B is management material.
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Jul 20, 2023 20:16
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Candidate B showed real initiative offering to be a nosy gently caress who contributes nothing and is going to get hired as your direct supervisor. Sorry op.
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Jul 20, 2023 22:08
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In a 6 hour meeting that started with "Barudak, you're fine, your part is finished anyway" Shitposting from coworkers personal hell meeting
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Jul 21, 2023 02:24
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Jul 21, 2023 02:43
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Wrong thread??????????????
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Jul 21, 2023 02:45
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Barudak posted:In a 6 hour meeting that started with "Barudak, you're fine, your part is finished anyway" Uh oh did someone sell too much? Condolences to their surviving family.
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Jul 21, 2023 02:51
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Barudak posted:In a 6 hour meeting that started with "Barudak, you're fine, your part is finished anyway" Did they accidentally sell something?
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Jul 21, 2023 02:59
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Barudak posted:In a 6 hour meeting that started with "Barudak, you're fine, your part is finished anyway" So how many fingers do your coworkers have left now?
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Jul 21, 2023 03:03
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Dumb poo poo my work has done lately: advised me in writing that they would pay me a bonus for being rad as gently caress, with a dollar amount, on July 4th (not a holiday in nz), and then just… not do that. And continue to not do that after me asking about it twice. Rude, IMO
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Jul 21, 2023 03:04
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I would work here
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Jul 21, 2023 03:46
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Shithouse Dave posted:Dumb poo poo my work has done lately: advised me in writing that they would pay me a bonus for being rad as gently caress, with a dollar amount, on July 4th (not a holiday in nz), and then just… not do that. And continue to not do that after me asking about it twice. Gonna ask again? Not sure you have much leverage here. "Rad as gently caress"sounds pretty ambiguous. Are they claiming you're not rad?
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Jul 21, 2023 10:18
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Looks very old fashioned. I assume the "amazon/off brand delivery point" it on a separate sign taped to the side.
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Jul 21, 2023 12:36
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Barudak, here is 9 million more dollars Not Barudak, only one of your two projects can be allowed to live, choose wisely.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:26
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Barudak posted:Barudak, here is 9 million more dollars Does "projects" here mean "children"?
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Jul 21, 2023 14:34
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Barudak posted:Barudak, here is 9 million more dollars 9 million for a project or 9 million for you personally?
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Jul 21, 2023 14:36
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Shithouse Dave posted:Dumb poo poo my work has done lately: advised me in writing that they would pay me a bonus for being rad as gently caress, with a dollar amount, on July 4th (not a holiday in nz), and then just… not do that. And continue to not do that after me asking about it twice. I’m also in NZ and why work is constantly calling me into the managers office to ask me to work extra shifts or shifts in a different location. It’s generally a sit down meeting to iron out the details and make sure I’m available. The changes never happen. Each roster is exactly the same.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:50
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Does "projects" here mean "children"? Take the children just please leave my projects alone.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:50
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Does "projects" here mean "children"? Possibly underbosses or "revenue streams" you know.. one of them has spoken poorly so we only need the other. it's all code for something.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:57
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Barudak are you hiring?
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Jul 21, 2023 14:59
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He has never directly hired anyone
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Jul 21, 2023 15:00
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Car Hater posted:Barudak are you hiring? What are your feelings on giant back tattoos?
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credburn posted:Hey, gang! Today's my last day of at 7-Eleven! When I worked in retail one of my regulars was an Indian guy with a compulsive tick, he would swear loudly at random, you always knew where he was in store because you’d be working away and suddenly gently caress! would burst out of a random aisle. One day I was standing near the front door talking with the area manager and he walked in. The AM greeted him, he popped a finger up and screamed “gently caress you princess” and carried on into the store. Good times.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:01
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Cyrano4747 posted:What are your feelings on giant back tattoos? I will never betray the water-cooler secrets
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Jul 21, 2023 15:04
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Gonna ask again? Not sure you have much leverage here. "Rad as gently caress"sounds pretty ambiguous. Are they claiming you're not rad? “Rad as gently caress” is the short version of “I pitched a payrise because I am essential to the business, the market for my position is paying at least $10k more than I’m getting, they absolutely could not replace me at my level of skill and experience for this salary and they still can’t squeeze an increase out of the budget but here’s an act of good faith to try to stop me selling my labour elsewhere”. The business is a brewery. They have one brewer, and it’s me. Since I came on the quality and consistency of the beer has skyrocketed, we’re winning awards that get us national distribution in large quantities, industry recognition and beer nerd followers. It’s also not a great look to underpay a woman in a male dominated industry, but hey we’re not about gender here. I did actually get the payment today, two days after I replied to the original email with a “hey just to let you know I’m still waiting on that July 4th payment” and a cheeky CC of the other business owners. I don’t actually want to leave, I like the business and the vibe and the people, but I do want them to recognise what I’m bringing to the table, and compensate me accordingly.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:14
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Shithouse Dave posted:“Rad as gently caress” is the short version of “I pitched a payrise because I am essential to the business, the market for my position is paying at least $10k more than I’m getting, they absolutely could not replace me at my level of skill and experience for this salary and they still can’t squeeze an increase out of the budget but here’s an act of good faith to try to stop me selling my labour elsewhere”. If you asked for a raise, and they countered with a bonus and "well see about next year" type of language that's already time to start preparing your resume. But, hey, if the bonus is basically a raise to that pay level for this year you can just kick the can a bit while putting out feelers. If they shafted you on that promised bonus? It's time to not only brush up your resume but start aggressively job hunting.
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Extra row of tits posted:When I worked in retail one of my regulars was an Indian guy with a compulsive tick, he would swear loudly at random, you always knew where he was in store because you’d be working away and suddenly gently caress! would burst out of a random aisle. Ahhh. When I was working for a teaching hospital, one of the cardiology fellows had Tourette syndrome. The first time I typed him I immediately went and asked my boss what was up, because while he didn't cuss there would sometimes be 10-15 seconds of a mix between old school Scooby Doo giggling and Muttley hissing. The guy was a real sweetheart though, never lovely to us and didn't use a cell phone to dictate.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:17
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Car Hater posted:Barudak are you hiring? The only potential opening I have is for a negotiator, but that needs skills and cultural background I don't think goons have.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:38
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I would actually be shocked if you couldn't find someone super skilled on SA, especially if you're talking a major world power trade culture. They may not be in this thread, but I'm sure there are people shitposting it up between clients
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Jul 21, 2023 15:43
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Barudak posted:The only potential opening I have is for a negotiator, but that needs skills and cultural background I don't think goons have. You mean I CAN'T negotiate deals by sliding the other party photos of their house forcing them to wear t-shirts that say "TEDIOUS SHITHEAD" in red text? What kind of lovely company is this?!
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Jul 21, 2023 15:47
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Barudak posted:The only potential opening I have is for a negotiator, but that needs skills and cultural background I don't think goons have. A "Negotiator"
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Jul 21, 2023 15:51
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Tarkus posted:A "Negotiator" Give me the money and I won't break your kneecaps.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:54
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I am fully confident I could negotiate your company out of so many sales opportunities
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Jul 21, 2023 15:55
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Waiting for a a potluck/pizza party thing to start. My cookies will blow everyone’s else’s baked treats out of the water since I am good as gently caress at baking. Ready to flex on these nerds.
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Jul 21, 2023 16:05
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Tarkus posted:A "Negotiator" You were right about one thing Master. The negotiations were short.
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Jul 21, 2023 16:20
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Suit/interview update: I wore nice but casual clothing and then they were dressed even more casually so it all worked out. I think I got the job. I charmed them with my charms! boobs
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Jul 21, 2023 16:21
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Barudak posted:The only potential opening I have is for a negotiator, but that needs skills and cultural background I don't think goons have. Don't worry hoss, I'll negotiate such an incredibly unprofitable deal you'll be swimming in debt in no time.
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Did you know products made in China, shipped to Thailand, assembled in Thailand, and shipped out of Thailand, are still Chinese? I did. Everyone else seems to be really angry that we have to pay 25% tariff on these Chinese goods we got from Thailand. Even though the vendor bill says Thailand but in the bottom left corner is says "Country of Origin: China" Good job vendor. Bad job *checks notes* owners... Good job lawyer for pointing out trans shipping is illegalbad job owner for pouring anot not being allowed to do a fraud.
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