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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lmao hell yeah

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

That DICK! posted:

my man so fat when he was a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple they put him on the Red Lobsters

:haibrow:


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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

my man so fat when he was a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple they put him on the Red Lobsters

:drat:

copy
Jul 26, 2007

BRJurgis posted:

Direpig. HF the wrathful avatar of bacon, chosen diety of cardiologists.

Can't wait to get to know you.

more ominous lol

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Not sure I can make it tonight so feel free to use this spot as a promo probe.

Good luck tonight to everyone, even the haters and losers


sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





ghosthorse posted:

Not sure I can make it tonight so feel free to use this spot as a promo probe.

I will be there to throw some people but, yeah, please probate me too with a promo probe if you like

quote:

Good luck tonight to everyone, even the haters and losers

I’ll be both but I swear I’m gonna take someone down with me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i will sneak in some of the show during an evening out at a nice restaurant. the only long john silvers left within 70 miles

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I will sleep through the show and not be able to bet my SAWbucks.

Good luck Gamers Rise Up. I look forward to slamming you back down in the title match.

Kick some rear end suplex, don't forget the baby oil.

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...

copy posted:

more ominous lol

Can plants feel pain?

...I hope so.

How about you?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Make me a Man and maybe I'll Reluctantly join PSP Fake

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

KungFu Grip posted:

Make me a Man and maybe I'll Reluctantly join PSP Fake

You already got a lady, that wouldn't be fair for other people who are saving up to wheeze the juice

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
We are LIVE with the preshow dark matches
https://twitch.tv/infactmadeofcarbon

First up,

Politburo (CSPAM) vs Malice and Gromit (BYOB)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

TheSwizzler posted:

You already got a lady, that wouldn't be fair for other people who are saving up to wheeze the juice

then she can stay where she is in the back and not booked

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
shout out to Copy and their face lift

Insetik
Mar 30, 2010

MERRY GLIZZMAS

ilmucche posted:

I will sleep through the show and not be able to bet my SAWbucks.

Good luck Gamers Rise Up. I look forward to slamming you back down in the title match.

Kick some rear end suplex, don't forget the baby oil.

It's been too long, man... I'll slam you into the mat and make you guest on my videos once again.

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
I have a compulsive need to redecorate the ring, apparently. Copy just kept getting in my way.

Kendo stick revenge was sweet. Chorin' turns violent when BRJurgis sets the table.

(I don't have the app so I can't chat)

BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 21, 2023

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

OK, my lucky dice are getting buried in the desert

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



i hope i do or did well i sent all my vibes from work

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i was holding onto that rope we need a new ref

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

the only new opportunity you've found is finding out how much this isn't a game when you're sent to the mat

stick to the pen and paper. neon is for the professionals not roll players

and DEAR JEFFREY? that'll be what ddinkins is yelling after this 6v2 results in the real champs moving forward

lol

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectGorgeousTroutPupper-h0y-rDsDIuL-ijsp

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamyTangibleHedgehogOSfrog-ldvJjTzwPZVb4Nl_

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleFrailThymeAsianGlow-T-6T-sHpuNabi8Uz
we need new refs

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Can you customize refs or would that just mean making every match have a special guest referee?


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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Victory tastes so sweet.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Oooohhh poo poo they're wearin the Witch hat!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Furnaceface posted:

Victory tastes so sweet.

SAS ftw.

copy
Jul 26, 2007

BRJurgis posted:

Can plants feel pain?

...I hope so.

How about you?

turns out no lol

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pungry posted:

SAS ftw.

ADTRW might have numbers but we got the skill and heart to win it all.

Now go get em partner.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperVictoriousZucchiniVoteNay-kh8Xv0--ZTrT9soJ

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/PolishedEnchantingClipsdadPlanking-2GAc861fkWlZ9Gqc

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

That move is sick

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i lost the drat match

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tawal
Feb 7, 2012

copy posted:

turns out no lol

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
The only thing ADTRW has is a classroom to meet in while everyone is at lunch.

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tawal
Feb 7, 2012


what a sell. you're welcome

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I'm gonna have to agree

https://clips.twitch.tv/FilthyFragilePlumHoneyBadger-9ikEL1cmAfRIxC2u

Wil Wheaton-rear end refs tonight

Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

Although we took a beating this time, gamers will never stay down for long.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Thanks everyone for watching!

Special thanks to: roxanne (chat modding and bets), Stone Cold 64 (arenas, belts and tech help), tawal (tech help, character creation), Hazamuth (tech help, character creation) and TLD (character creation)

RESULTS:


Dark Match
Malice and Gromit defeated Politburo

Dark Match
copy defeated BJurgis

Tag Title Qualifier
DEAR JEFFREY won a 4-way tag team match and advances to the SAW Tag Team Title finals

4-4-4 Tournament
sb hermit won a 4-way match to advance to the finals of the 4-4-4 tournament

Hardcore Title Qualifier - Greenhorn division
FurnaceFace won a 6 Pack Challenge to advance to the Hardcore Flamewar Title match

4-4-4 Tournament
symbolic won a 4-way match to advance to the finals of the 4-4-4 tournament

Hardcore Title Qualifier - Wildcard division
prayer group won a Pack Challenge to advance to the Hardcore Flamewar Title match

Mixed Tag Match
Pungry and Boba Pearl defeated Cavauro and sube

Hardcore Title Qualifier - Veteran division
mbt won a 6 Pack Challenge to advance to the Hardcore Flamewar Title match

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
SAW House Show - Saturday July 22 - 4pm EDT

CubicalSucrose vs Wiggly Wayne DDS

Mixed Tag
SuplexLiberace and Sisal Two-Step vs copy and sb hermit

Team USPol vs ePa

MacheteZombie vs lobster shirt

GatesOfD and marumaru vs Pummel Your Favorite

6 Man Tag Match
CSPAM vs ADTRW

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