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The salt is the best part
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Jul 21, 2023 06:58
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Just a Moron posted:We are the product of an evolutionary algorithm. It's why everybody's back hurts. my back doesn't hurt
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Jul 21, 2023 07:02
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Cuttlefush posted:my back doesn't hurt God i wish that were me
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Jul 21, 2023 07:05
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Cuttlefush posted:my back doesn't hurt your rear end is about to hurt after I whoop it
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Jul 21, 2023 07:06
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Just a Moron posted:We are the product of an evolutionary algorithm. It's why everybody's back hurts. 
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Jul 21, 2023 07:07
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mawarannahr posted:I can't eat too much salt That's right, because there's no such thing as too much salt.
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Jul 21, 2023 07:09
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ben shapino posted:your rear end is about to hurt after I whoop it you have my permission to try
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Jul 21, 2023 07:10
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1glitch0 posted:Frankly I'm amazed any of us are still alive and able to reproduce.  we really didn't have widespread production until 1980 and only started to notice 'hmm everyone seems to be hosed up' by the mid 90s. we're also just now finding out that ppl under <45 are getting asscancers at astronomical rates. as is everything else iirc impaired ferility rates have skyrocketed. like there's one thing to say births are falling because of economic conditions/perma-renter class/declining material conditions/education/IUDs/whatever, which is all very true, but there's another that people whom are trying are not able to now. i want to say its around ~20% have impaired fertility now, which is huge since that number used to be fairly low and people used to just get knocked up on a drop of watery precum. sperm concentrations have also plummeted in guys
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Jul 21, 2023 07:16
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mawarannahr posted:lol at the whole concept and execution of tv dinners. first the name, then the reason why youd need to eat them, then heating a plastic tub with plastic film on top. then it's expensive and salty and uses terrible ingredients.
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Jul 21, 2023 07:18
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plastic, plastic, plastic plastic plastic PLATIX PLADHFJSKW
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Jul 21, 2023 07:21
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plamp edited to correct spelling a strange fowl has issued a correction as of 07:23 on Jul 21, 2023 |
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Jul 21, 2023 07:21
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a strange fowl posted:plump
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Jul 21, 2023 07:21
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Mr. Technology Optimist: Don't worry so much, Doomer. It's highly likely that within twenty years we will develop injectable nanobots that will remove the plastic from your organs and grow your dick to the four inches it should have been.
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Jul 21, 2023 07:41
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I used IVF to make a kid. Nice try, microplastics  next time maybe don't carelessly leave a good sperm among the billions of pathetic losers
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Jul 21, 2023 07:45
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a strange fowl posted:plamp 
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Jul 21, 2023 08:03
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i've accidentally become custodian of a colony of freshwater snails. as far as i know australia doesn't have any invasive freshwater snails, so i think they're native. they're reproducing and seem happy, and if the snails are happy, i'm happy e: ok australia has many invasive freshwater snails lol, i was wrong. i can't trust myself anymore a strange fowl has issued a correction as of 08:09 on Jul 21, 2023 |
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Jul 21, 2023 08:03
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arent those the ones you eat
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Jul 21, 2023 08:04
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a strange fowl posted:i've accidentally become custodian of a colony of freshwater snails. as far as i know australia doesn't have any invasive freshwater snails, so i think they're native. they're reproducing and seem happy, and if the snails are happy, i'm happy you have invasive water snails from New Zealand (so does the Pacific Northwest and many other places now)
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Jul 21, 2023 08:10
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mawarannahr posted:you have invasive water snails from New Zealand (so does the Pacific Northwest and many other places now)
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Jul 21, 2023 08:14
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a strange fowl posted:we're all having a lonely saturday night you know who's probably not having a lonely saturday night was this pair of burying beetles i saw tonight getting ready for some cool sexy times inside this dead mouse 
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Jul 21, 2023 08:17
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a strange fowl posted:i need these water creatures to start being honest with me just eat them. they're snails. they're for eating. you're a bird
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Jul 21, 2023 08:25
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 Looks like one more problem solved *
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Jul 21, 2023 08:25
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I was making my guacamole tonight and was using a plastic cutting board, just chopping up all my ingredients with added micro plastic particle flavors. Shout out to goon that told me to blend the lime and cilantro together into a cohesive slime. Came out great in my plastic food processor. Put the guac in plastic bowl and sealed it up with a PFA cling wrap. Living it up
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Jul 21, 2023 08:28
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Knitting Beetles posted:
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Jul 21, 2023 08:30
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mawarannahr posted:lol at the whole concept and execution of tv dinners. first the name, then the reason why youd need to eat them, then heating a plastic tub with plastic film on top. then it's expensive and salty and uses terrible ingredients. https://i.imgur.com/CJIde8Z.mp4
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Jul 21, 2023 08:34
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Soggy Muffin posted:I was making my guacamole tonight and was using a plastic cutting board, just chopping up all my ingredients with added micro plastic particle flavors. Shout out to goon that told me to blend the lime and cilantro together into a cohesive slime. Came out great in my plastic food processor. Put the guac in plastic bowl and sealed it up with a PFA cling wrap. Living it up Lol just thought about blenders and food processors. gently caress.
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Jul 21, 2023 08:47
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microplastic: free!
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Jul 21, 2023 08:47
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mawarannahr posted:Lol just thought about blenders and food processors. gently caress. hey it could be worse. it could be microwave safe plastic takeout
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Jul 21, 2023 08:53
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ELTON JOHN posted:microplastic: free!
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Jul 21, 2023 09:01
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Gravid Topiary posted:you know who's probably not having a lonely saturday night was this pair of burying beetles i saw tonight getting ready for some cool sexy times inside this dead mouse  they're in love
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Jul 21, 2023 09:11
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Xaris posted:sperm concentrations have also plummeted in guys could one of our gay male posters please say "well I'm doing my part!" really camp it up too, put a lotta queen on it.
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Jul 21, 2023 09:19
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a strange fowl posted:
they protect and feed their offspring during their entire larval stage, fighting off predator insects and regurgitating food into their little wormy jaws when they beg until the kids are able to fend for themselves, which is pretty amazing they also eat their kids if they're weird or ugly or slow but hey
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Jul 21, 2023 09:50
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Bombing down hills especially when there are cars around or I'm on singletrack I get this sort of vision of myself hitting a tree or a car or my wheel falling off and my body getting utterly ragdolled and for some reason it leads to this mad exhilaration where I feel like I'm both invincible and already dead and the sky is so blue and the wind is so fresh and I can smell every dandelion pushing up through cracks in the pavement as they whiz by in a slow motion blur. I feel that I'm laughing like a lunatic but my jaw is set and I'm breathing deeply through my nostrils taking in huge volumes of air all of the way down to the small iron bar that lies at the core of my being. There is an anchor rode fastened to that iron bar that stretches to the center of the earth and in that moment I understand enlightenment, peace, and the ecstacy of faith. back in college, a friend of mine got horribly injured riding a bike down a hill he was riding down this steep hill in a dense SF neighborhood (probably going too fast, hard not to when the hill is a 20 degree grade) and a woman stepped out into the road without looking from behind a car. he barely had time to react and swerved to avoid hitting her, veering off to the other side of the road and slamming through the back of a parked car’s rear window. he was wearing a helmet, thank god, a sturdy drat thing (I’d seen it before) and it nearly split in two from the impact. as he gathered himself he realized that one of his cheeks had been cut clean in half by the glass, joker style, from the corner of his lip to his jaw joint, like just flapping in the breeze I guess it was gushing a shitload of blood and the lady who had stepped out into the road just bolted without checking if he was ok or calling for help. someone else called an ambulance and he ended up with a ton of stitches and an overnight in the hospital due to the blood loss. He ended up with a real gnarly scar and a horrifying (but somewhat badass) party story. Really sucked though, but despite it being a little disfiguring he rocked it and it was actually not terrible for his dating life I still felt bad for him tho
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Jul 21, 2023 10:05
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Gravid Topiary posted:they protect and feed their offspring during their entire larval stage, fighting off predator insects and regurgitating food into their little wormy jaws when they beg until the kids are able to fend for themselves, which is pretty amazing
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Jul 21, 2023 10:09
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https://twitter.com/ProfBillMcGuire/status/1682315720498003969 More people + less food for them = ???
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Jul 21, 2023 10:39
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I don't get my rice from India, I get it from the shop down the road
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Jul 21, 2023 10:56
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4d3d3d posted:https://twitter.com/ProfBillMcGuire/status/1682315720498003969 that reminds me, india and pakistan have nukes pointed at each other 
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Jul 21, 2023 11:00
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The Demilich posted:I wonder how many microplastics are released with the flash frozen veggie bags that steam when you microwave them for 5 minutes.
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Jul 21, 2023 11:16
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Pobrecito posted:whats the quote? biosphere collapse is going to be a series of increasingly terrible climate catastrophe videos on your phone until youre the one filming it bad news about filming the latest climate catastrophe in europe 
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Jul 21, 2023 11:18
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Someone must have made a mistake, I was promised a long life with lots of opportunities for consumption and reproduction if I went to college and did well. This is not what I signed up for.
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Jul 21, 2023 11:23
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