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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I know somebody personally that got the Popeye muscle. He ended up managing to get it reattached; it was minor (HAH!), not the full wrap, but he was medicalled out anyway. Parachuting is so loving sketch and there are so many creative ways to get hosed up with it. Military airborne is actually some of the most carefully trained and monitored because Jumpmaster School makes you absolutely laser-focused on equipment checks and procedure. I heard Blood on the Risers when I was in high school and I decided on the spot gently caress the Airborne those guys are nuts you can have it lol.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:35 |
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I still love that loving song.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:40 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:The worst injuries in the Airborne are nearly always static line related. I think it was around 03/04, some dude at Bragg got his arm basically degloved from bicep to wrist. In Airborne school, they shared an anecdote that someone once had their entire arm pulled off, and was dead before landing. I went through Airborne school late June-early July in 2004. Those were anecdotes shared with our class.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:48 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:I still love that loving song. You're also 60% shrapnel by weight and hosed in the head from too many explosions, so who can say lol jk you're a really solid dude
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orange juche posted:You're also 60% shrapnel by weight and hosed in the head from too many explosions, so who can say lol ... Are you saying that because there's 40% of him that ISN'T shrapnel?!
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Kchama posted:... Are you saying that because there's 40% of him that ISN'T shrapnel?! There's got to be sponge to hold the bullets in
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:51 |
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The Airborne made me into the man I am today.
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orange juche posted:You're also 60% shrapnel by weight and hosed in the head from too many explosions, so who can say lol The solidness is arthritis
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Wasabi the J posted:The solidness is arthritis And fused disks
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Wasabi the J posted:The solidness is arthritis Lol
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 01:31 |
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https://www.kyivpost.com/post/19648quote:Kyiv has called for the International Criminal Court to issue an arrest warrant for the head of the Belarusian Red Cross Society, after he admitted his organization was involved in the removal of children from Ukraine for so-called “health improvement” purposes. This war hasn't really been good for the reputation of non-profit NGO's.
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PurpleXVI posted:https://www.kyivpost.com/post/19648 This one is more of an NGO being obviously suborned by the Russian government, which just attests to the importance of being able to identify a rogue chapter or whatever. If the whole Red Cross comes out in support of this shithead, then condemn the org, like we do the DSA for refusing to condemn Russia lol
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Wasabi the J posted:The solidness is arthritis Word.
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PurpleXVI posted:https://www.kyivpost.com/post/19648 Apparently the guy in question, donning the Z whilst in Ukraine
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Quick roundup of the SECDEF and CJCS press briefing following the latest Ukraine Contact Group meeting. I'll also throw an excerpt from the Joint Staff Directtor for Operations, J3, below. Not terribly much said. Updates are 2-5 days old now. This time I am not including the full intro the way I usually do, because while long, it does not say much. You can read it in full in the link below. https://www.defense.gov/News/Transc...-chairman-gene/ Highlights: -F-16s probably not that helpful and very expensive in current fight compared to other land-based capabilities and SAMs. Denmark and Netherlands are heading up that training effort. Cites minefields as a much bigger problem than air power for Ukraine right now. -Counteroffensive is ongoing, but going slower than hoped. War is hard and unpredictable, etc. -DPICM confirmed delivered as of 13 July. Also says another country other than the US previously gave Ukraine cluster munitions, but does not specify which country that was. -Ukraine has uncommitted combat power, but Russia also has extensive and complex defenses in depth quote:STAFF: All right, thank you. The second question will go to Idrees Ali with Reuters. https://www.defense.gov/News/Transc...t-staff-brigad/ quote:Q: OK. Lieutenant General Sims, for you, could you give us your assessment of the reasons for what we're seeing in Ukraine's counteroffensive in terms of their -- like, are there sort of smaller advances and sort of small -- the smaller scale of the operations that we're seeing? How would you explain to people who aren't familiar with the situation? Why is that happening at this point?
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mlmp08 posted:
this is america and bah god we will do a football metaphor
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1682340021397868545
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lmao I was just coming here to post this. Absolutely hilarious that Girkin gets arrested for words, but Prigozhin, his mortal posting enemy, goes free after a literal armed rebellion.
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PurpleXVI posted:lmao I was just coming here to post this. I don't think anyone has heard from Prig in a while.....
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CommieGIR posted:I don't think anyone has heard from Prig in a while..... He's maxin in Belarus saying he'll get back to Ukraine when he feels like it https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russian-mercenary-chief-prigozhin-seen-video-welcoming-wagner-troops-b-rcna95139
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 12:31 |
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if they really want him gone for good just give him to the dutch
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 12:31 |
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You could say Girkin is in a real pickle now
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 12:49 |
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Maybe he'll finally receive some karma for his role in the MH17 murders
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:59 |
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Jarmak posted:Edit: that and being dragged by the chute after landing, I heard some horror stories there. It happened to me for a very short distance to no ill effect other than knowing I never want to do that again (like 5-10', it's one of those things where I'm sure it was shorter than it felt). When I read this I almost brought my hands up to my shoulders without thinking about it. I went to Airborne School in 1997...
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 15:39 |
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I blew out both knees on landing. My concerns, in order: Chute, weapon, security, mobility, injuries. The Chute can and will kill you on the ground, and is the most immediate danger.
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bulletsponge13 posted:The Chute can and will kill you on the ground, and is the most immediate danger. My girlfriend's dad bought a parachute from a garage sale. He decided to hang out in the driveway deploy it for laughs. Then the wind caught him, dragged him down most of the cul-de-sac, and gave him road rash on like 30% of his body.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I blew out both knees on landing. My concerns, in order: Almost seems as if man where never meant to jump out of airplanes.
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Defenestrategy posted:Almost seems as if man where never meant to jump out of airplanes. "3 things fall from the sky- manna, paratroopers, and bird poo poo. Chickenshit stays on the ground" I'm sure I hosed it up some, but I recall it from Airborne School.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 16:41 |
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It is amazing how fast you learn to pop the Capewell as soon as you touch the ground
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 16:43 |
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I thought about airborne school once. Then I was driving a humvee for casualty transport for one of their drop events, and after watching a couple of big dudes practically lawn dart they were coming in so hot and other tiny dudes dance around in the air currents for 15 minutes, I figured that was not for me. I'll pay the 200 dollars or whatever and go do it civilian side.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 18:07 |
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I did it, but that school was the first time I got familiar with the idea of “acceptable casualties”. We started the school with ~200 people in my platoon (yes, 4 squads of 50 was a “platoon”), and between drops, running fallouts, and injuries we ended with a lot less than that. I blew the drain plugs out of a boot on a hard landing, where the wind shifted after I’d started my slip to try and go into the wind. I ended up running with it instead, and bounced off the ground. Normal impacts are feet/calves/knees/rear end/side (iirc), but I went straight from feet to my side and skipped everything in the middle. It’s also the only course that the army can’t suck all the fun out of, but damnit they’ll try anyways.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 18:22 |
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In The Jungle is Neutral the author had to do a jump near the end of things and felt he landed kind of bad but no real harm done. Later I think after the war he read that the report mentioned him with: "Body appeared to land on head, but got up and waved"
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Soylent Pudding posted:My girlfriend's dad bought a parachute from a garage sale. He decided to hang out in the driveway deploy it for laughs. Then the wind caught him, dragged him down most of the cul-de-sac, and gave him road rash on like 30% of his body. Well it made ME laugh, so mission accomplished
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https://twitter.com/reshetz/status/1682428792298512385?s=20 lmao some people actually like that piece of poo poo? enough to protest for him?
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Dude represents a wing of that ~10% of Russian society that is actually political and ultranationalist.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 19:42 |
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I think that's Pavel Gubarev, former self-proclaimed governor of Donetsk (and before that a Nazi and a Natzbol), and apparently currently also arrested. He may have forgotten he is not in Ukraine any more.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 19:49 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:I blew out both knees on landing. My concerns, in order: Friend of mine got dragged about 50 feet into some brambles. No serious injury but it was loving funny.
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OddObserver posted:I think that's Pavel Gubarev, former self-proclaimed governor of Donetsk (and before that a Nazi and a Natzbol) And a mall santa
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PurpleXVI posted:lmao some people actually like that piece of poo poo? enough to protest for him? I kind of get that. He's got a way with words, and a real "for gently caress's sake what are these idiots up to are they even trying to win this war and who do they think they're fooling" energy that's easy to sympathize with. Obviously he's doing it in favor of Russia crushing Ukraine, and he's a murderous terrorist - but if you're a Russian who supports the war in the first place, those may not be deal breakers .
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Flavahbeast posted:And a mall santa Well, nothing wrong with that. Affiliating with the "if you vote for Yuschenko there will be... black priests in your church!" party OTOH...
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