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:/ i wish there were a place i could go to buy an orange pizza shaped like garfield's head
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Jul 17, 2023 02:04
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Hey if any of you folks go, please tell Kylie Minogue I said “hi”. Huge fan.
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Jul 17, 2023 02:24
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Can't get her out of my head, myself.
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Jul 17, 2023 02:27
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Mozi posted::/ i wish there were a place i could go to buy an orange pizza shaped like garfield's head You're in luck there isn't, never was, and never will be again. Now sit down and enjoy ypopu green goop slimmer shaped pizza and stop letting your mind wander to such fanciful ideas!
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Jul 17, 2023 02:31
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Slimmer pizza? I could stand to lose a few kilos.
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Escape From Noise posted:You worked for The Drizzle? I told him it was too busy, it was as all too busy.
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dr_rat posted:You're in luck there isn't, never was, and never will be again. Now sit down and enjoy ypopu green goop slimmer shaped pizza and stop letting your mind wander to such fanciful ideas! the real grimace is the face we all make as we continue to fail to cleanse this bitch of an earth edit: for some reason i thought you said purple goop. oh well
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Jul 18, 2023 18:50
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Jul 18, 2023 21:44
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The self is good, the monday is evil!
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Jul 18, 2023 21:48
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Is nathen telling us we should hate ourselves?
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He'd make a great Catholic!
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Shinjobi posted:He'd make a great Catholic! I've known quite a few Muslims that would absolutely loving love being Catholic tbqh
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Jul 18, 2023 22:13
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Imagine worshiping yourself. Imagine recreating your visage into some form of savior figure with a magical suit with superpowers who hangs out with angels and is dedicated to the cause of cleansing the earth in the name of God.
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Jul 18, 2023 22:14
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"Every accusation is a confession" is really just a solid go-to observation for most Internet shitheads
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Jul 18, 2023 22:21
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nathen if you actually loved yourself you wouldn't be doing most of this dumb poo poo as half-assedly as you are.
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Dr. Quarex posted:"Every accusation is a confession" is really just a solid go-to observation for most Internet shitheads oh sure a guy who got his dick stuck in a slot car track and the button got stuck in an 'on' position and now is zipping around the living room at 120mph WOULD say that
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Ghostlight posted:nathen if you actually loved yourself you wouldn't be doing most of this dumb poo poo as half-assedly as you are. He definitely doesn't, he's pissed that other people can love themselves while he feels he has to hate himself for being gay/asexual/no longer a licensee/born into privilege (as if lol)/a failure
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Jul 19, 2023 00:47
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Happy national hot dog day to everyone except Nathen
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MrQwerty posted:my neighbors have an outdoor cat named Garfield and I always tell my cat she just got Garfed when she hisses at him through the screen door I’m sorry but the only solution is fork jail
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Frank Frank posted:Happy national hot dog day to everyone except Nathen 
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Am I out of touch? No, surely it is the children who are wrong for <checks notes> not hating themselves.
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What a fuckin' rear end in a top hat. Obligatory reminder that when someone asked in the Discord what had happened to Garfield, the orange cat he adopted when starting GarfieldEATS, he said he had gotten drunk and hit it once, then gave the cat up.
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Zefiel posted:What a fuckin' rear end in a top hat. Obligatory reminder that when someone asked in the Discord what had happened to Garfield, the orange cat he adopted when starting GarfieldEATS, he said he had gotten drunk and hit it once, then gave the cat up. P sure he kept the cat (or got another one) and this was the trigger event that got him to stop drinking alcohol forever
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Jul 21, 2023 01:30
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I, too, love accepting solicited material required for innovation and open entry for new talents building proximity No seriously, what in the gently caress is that supposed to mean? They won’t get paid?
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Jul 21, 2023 01:42
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Little of YouTube but controlled cinematography. GENIUS!
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david_a posted:I, too, love accepting solicited material required for innovation and open entry for new talents building proximity It means in his mind Netflix wanted him to pitch a show or something and he did, and they didn’t accept the “solicited material”. But he will.
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Jul 21, 2023 08:09
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Vintage Trump vibes - 'CEO (ME!)'
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pseudanonymous posted:It means in his mind Netflix wanted him to pitch a show or something and he did, and they didn’t accept the “solicited material”. But he will. Trying to imagine how dire of a project Netflix passed on would be.
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Jul 21, 2023 08:39
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Nathen walks into a pitch meeting and plays an episode of the podcast
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Jul 21, 2023 09:11
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The most surprising part of all of this is that he didn’t call it Nathflix.
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Frank Frank posted:The most surprising part of all of this is that he didn’t call it Nathflix. Frankly, that would be too clever
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Nathflix, pronounced Neffletch
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Can't wait to watch new daily content from the mind of that podcast that ended after 3 episodes and the dating show that never happened.
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david_a posted:I, too, love accepting solicited material required for innovation and open entry for new talents building proximity It's loving gibberish and it hurts my brain to try and comprehend it It amazes me the narcissism of this loving idiot He really thinks people look up to him as some sort of icon
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Jul 21, 2023 18:54
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NATHENflix with Nathen playing every character on every show and all of them making the kissy face.
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BigBadSteve posted:NATHENflix with Nathen playing every character on every show and all of them making the kissy face. gently caress you
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