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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Crab. :3:

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codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Working in the Alberta oil sands, where everyone makes a loving fortune, you get a lot of these dudes. They caught this one and dared a guy to eat it for $100. Reminder, everyone makes stupid money. Guy did it

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

codo27 posted:

Working in the Alberta oil sands, where everyone makes a loving fortune, you get a lot of these dudes. They caught this one and dared a guy to eat it for $100. Reminder, everyone makes stupid money. Guy did it



Big deal. Water scorpions are standard fare in Thailand. You can buy a bag of 2 for $5.60.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

codo27 posted:

Working in the Alberta oil sands, where everyone makes a loving fortune, you get a lot of these dudes. They caught this one and dared a guy to eat it for $100. Reminder, everyone makes stupid money. Guy did it

Do they still have a tim hortons at firebag

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Unperson_47 posted:

So many idiots are gonna volunteer or pay for the privilege of having their brains scrambled for Musk.

Yes nearly a million Twitter Blue subscribers are already doing just that

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

At some point if you scramble too much you basically just have a quiche

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Foreverially quichebrained, fully scramblized and loving it.

Bloody Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jul 21, 2023

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

WELCOME TO CRAB

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Unperson_47 posted:

So many idiots are gonna volunteer or pay for the privilege of having their brains scrambled for Musk.

I'm picturing the guys who've fallen on hard times due to their nft investments going bust signing up to have a lithium battery catch fire inside their skull

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

You know, the margin by which tiktok is worse than youtube isn't all that great.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

codo27 posted:

Working in the Alberta oil sands, where everyone makes a loving fortune, you get a lot of these dudes. They caught this one and dared a guy to eat it for $100. Reminder, everyone makes stupid money. Guy did it



Hearing these things fly is cool, but they always aim for my face. That's less cool.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨




:nms: for arachnophobes

https://i.imgur.com/w1J47Bl.jpg

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Busket Posket posted:

:nms: for arachnophobes

https://i.imgur.com/w1J47Bl.jpg

at first i was like 'huh, sure there's a lot of them but whatever' and then i was like 'whoa-HOH'

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Is this from the janitorial closet at the Blade vampire nightclub?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3Bx5O8q.mp4

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


When you get schooled like a bitch and then you act like one

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Now here is something from TikTok that goons will connect with:

https://twitter.com/alexapdos/status/1681333011671838720

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's no good

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://twitter.com/fmMyke/status/1681697543799943171

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/auntieboymusic/status/1681948279196774402

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Sega totally should of giving sonic maternity leave when pregnant.

Like what the hell sega.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Blade II UV sterilization lamp eye peeling incident.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/octal/status/1682372222814507012

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ref’s slamming that punk with a red card for being schooled

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh god that was her? Lord I dislike her so much

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

It's "alighting" normal UK elevator speak

Because I feel like that sign just tipped its fedora at me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I guess it just means figuratively landing which makes sense if you call it a lift maybe? Who knows, I can't figure out the numbers thing so what the gently caress do I know. If I pick 44 do I crash through the roof willy wonka style

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s just a fancy word for “get off” when talking about something you’ve been travelling on/in.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Barbenheimer advertising is getting really weird.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Android Apocalypse posted:

Barbenheimer advertising is getting really weird.

I feel like this is a troll post but I can't figure out exactly how




Guess that makes me trolled

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
prob the insane shitloads of oppenheimer & barbie ads

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

maybealabia posted:

I feel like this is a troll post but I can't figure out exactly how




Guess that makes me trolled

I took my kids to see Across the Spider-verse yesterday and my local theater's employees had shirts printed to look split down the middle pink/black with that exact phrase in the correct typography for each side, so it's an actual thing I guess. I thought it was kinda clever.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011


Is that in a dimentia ward?

LookieLoo fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jul 22, 2023

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

LookieLoo posted:

Is that in a dimentia ward?

I was gonna say. Lots of hospital and care homes will have the simplest systems to ensure people who shouldn't be using the elevator can't. Typically you see a keypad locked door, but with the unlock code posted on a sign right next to the keypad. Enough to keep those with diminished capacity from unlocking the door.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That would make sense, I noticed the hospital watermark and figured it might help explain things.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


First time I've seen "alighting" used for descend or dismount.

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