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Oxxidation posted:wrote down the question "is werewolf jones royalty?" and the paper burst into flame
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“I will tell you precisely what Royalty is,” said Jones, “It is a continuous cutting motion.” *proceeds to cut ballsack open with a cheese grater*
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Jul 15, 2023 08:45
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he dead when he OD'd after jerking off on a christmas tree and still shows up regularly so the answer is clear
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To be scrupulously fair to Solomon David, most administrative bodies cease existing if the capital and metropole is obliterated by the wrath of an angry god. To be even more fair, Solomon David insisted his empire was the only one that wouldn’t ever happen to or finish off.
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Jul 15, 2023 15:38
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Ozymandias fell but I’m different
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Jul 16, 2023 05:53
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"Oh, hey, I should check if K6BD is back from hiat-" 
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Jul 16, 2023 11:22
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girl dick energy posted:"Oh, hey, I should check if K6BD is back from hiat-" Lmao, yeah there's been a lot since the hiatus.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Ozymandias fell but I’m different Lol It must chap his rear end, lying there in that museum in Cairo, that a nothingburger of a pharaoh who died just 20 years before he was born is a household name solely on account of nobody bothering to find and loot his tomb, while people still have to look up just who the gently caress "Ozymandias no not the comic book guy" is
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Jul 17, 2023 20:45
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A real historical example of royalty is Ea-Nasir Look upon my copper, ye creditors, and despair.
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Jul 17, 2023 22:21
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Ramses II is still pretty well known, it's just that plenty of people don't realize that Ozymandias is what the Greeks called him.
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habeasdorkus posted:Ramses II is still pretty well known, it's just that plenty of people don't realize that Ozymandias is what the Greeks called him. Rameses II wouldn't have given the slightest gently caress that no one knew what some goat herding barbarians living in a rocky wasteland called him!
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Jul 17, 2023 23:52
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Nothing beside remains, because of the kicking rad fight scene that obliterated everything except for two vast and trunkless legs of stone
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Joe Slowboat posted:To be scrupulously fair to Solomon David, most administrative bodies cease existing if the capital and metropole is obliterated by the wrath of an angry god.
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SardonicTyrant posted:A real historical example of royalty is Ea-Nasir royalty is a disingenuous copper promotion
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Ea Nasir when told about Yisun:
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Pattonesque posted:royalty is a disingenuous copper promotion royalty is a continuous cutting (your product with inferior filler) motion
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wiegieman posted:Solomon did have a bureaucracy and an army and all of that stuff, it just mostly evaporated along with everyone else in the ring of power and got further annihilated when Jagganoth showed off how to julienne a planet. KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: How to julienne a planet
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1682450944989057036
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Long Live the Hermit King
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I want White Chain to go see the angels so bad.
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Jul 21, 2023 19:06
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Eating and drinking rules
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Yes WC, eating and drinking is amazing.  And that's pretty much a guarantee that Dave is going to show up again in one way or another.
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Jul 21, 2023 19:11
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Alcohol shouldn't be illegal in the Celestial Empire anymore White Chain. Time to get hosed up!
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Well that explains parts of the book cover I guess. 
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Jul 21, 2023 19:22
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So I guess she's an emissary maybe?
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MikeJF posted:So I guess she's an emissary maybe? She's a demiurge. That's straight up the key of kings he gave her.
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Okay then Time for the two of them to get drunk and break the universe on a girl's night out
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Jul 21, 2023 19:28
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Tenebrais posted:She's a demiurge. That's straight up the key of kings he gave her. Dialogue makes it sound like she's an emissary. "So he's definitely alive out there somewhere" doesn't really follow if he gave her his key. Dr Subterfuge fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 21, 2023 |
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He grew as a character and didn't need the key anymore.
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MikeJF posted:Okay then I want this so much.
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Dr Subterfuge posted:Dialogue makes it sound like she's an emissary. "So he's definitely alive out there somewhere" doesn't really follow if he gave her his key. you can lose your key without dying
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Dr Subterfuge posted:Dialogue makes it sound like she's an emissary. "So he's definitely alive out there somewhere" doesn't really follow if he gave her his key. check the timing. She said she woke up a day or more later, after Cio and Allison. Solomon David had punched Jagganoth into the phantom zone by that point, so he must have survived it.
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Initially I thought this is supposed to have happened before he trapped Jagannath, but the timing makes more sense after I guess. I thought the logic was "you're his emissary so clearly he still has his key" but it could just be "he was alive to give you the key in the first place" e: that also makes his whole glowing fissures thing make sense. And uh why there isn't a key glowing in his shaded forehead Dr Subterfuge fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jul 21, 2023 |
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Jul 21, 2023 19:44
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Please, just Citizen White Chain is fine.
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Jul 21, 2023 19:56
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Jul 21, 2023 20:05
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Solomon David finally takes the tiniest step toward Royalty
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Pretty sure he straight up gave her the key. I'd speculate that he realized he'd hosed up real bad and that the key never really gave him any useful power. He was juiced up on sweet demiurge sauce when he fought Jagganoth, it didn't really appreciably help. Better to give it to someone else and hope they can do better, especially if you recently witnessed that person do something you thought was literally impossible (which is saying something for a demiurge). It's not like he can't fight without the key. As I recall, he took his first key using "only" ki-rata. Having the key didn't make a difference against Jags, he has no respect for Incubus, and the other demiurges are dead or hosed off. Why bother holding on to it.
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Yeah it really seems like she actually has his key and is not just an emissary.
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They’d been arguing about this - when he took her up, and ended his speech with “until a better age” he made it clear, he would only give his empire up to someone who could protect it, and that had to be someone who could beat him in a fight. His empire is no longer available to be protected, and so he felt he could say “here’s what you wanted - you have the strength to make the decisions now.” He called it a curse for a reason. I’m excited to see if he survived past this, it seems plausible!
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GunnerJ posted:needs an edit with salami dave's head That came to me as well but for now I'll just elaborate on a lazy Discord shitpost:
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