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(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)
 
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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Roman Reigns posted:

the true VDV divisions will now be unleashed haphazardly-dropped over the skies oceans of Western Ukraine

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Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Ukraine War: Putin's murkin' his Girkin

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSDbr66aqFY&t=183s

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Actually it was the Armenian-Turkish friendship hike. You see there is still scholarly debate about this and furthermore,

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

tiaz posted:

CommieGIR was fine, but uh okay, welcome weg, good luck with the madhouse

Eh I had my fun, it's Weg's turn!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Toxic Mental posted:

Everyone welcome weg on board as the thread's newest IK. Please give him the same respect and accountability that you'd give to me.

Lawyer: Can you please show the court on the blowup doll where we respected you?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

If I fall down the stairs and poo poo my pantaloons, will that make you guys finally like, love and respect me? :cry: please I'll do anything

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Toxic Mental posted:

If I fall down the stairs and poo poo my pantaloons, will that make you guys finally like, love and respect me? :cry: please I'll do anything
You're already monke though

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Toxic Mental posted:

If I fall down the stairs and poo poo my pantaloons, will that make you guys finally like, love and respect me? :cry: please I'll do anything

You can't entice us with what you were going to do anyway, Mr President.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

I like it how Russia and tankies think they discovered this huge “gotcha” - Polish plan of invading Belarus and Ukraine because these were in Poland at one time and, using their measure, Poland obviously needs to invade, enslave and reclaim these lands.

The consensus in Poland is that we have no business in Belarus, Ukraine and Lithuania and the land grab after WWI was a lovely move by our (socialist) dictator. Furthermore it’s widely recognized Poles treated Ukrainians like slaves and while there’s no acceptance for the Wołyń massacre, we definitely had it coming from Ukrainians. There are fringe right-wing parties that want the return of “greater Poland” and even these fuckwits are not calling for the return to XVII century borders.

RDM
Apr 6, 2009

I LOVE FINLAND AND ESPECIALLY FINLAND'S MILITARY ALLIANCES, GOOGLE FINLAND WORLD WAR 2 FOR MORE INFORMATION SLAVA UKRANI

spankmeister posted:

Actually it was the Armenian-Turkish friendship hike. You see there is still scholarly debate about this and furthermore,
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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

If I fall down the stairs and poo poo my pantaloons, will that make you guys finally like, love and respect me? :cry: please I'll do anything

as long as you don't do it while invading a sovereign nation...

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

putin railing against winged hussars and livonians now

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Mokotow posted:

I like it how Russia and tankies think they discovered this huge “gotcha” - Polish plan of invading Belarus and Ukraine because these were in Poland at one time and, using their measure, Poland obviously needs to invade, enslave and reclaim these lands.

The consensus in Poland is that we have no business in Belarus, Ukraine and Lithuania and the land grab after WWI was a lovely move by our (socialist) dictator. Furthermore it’s widely recognized Poles treated Ukrainians like slaves and while there’s no acceptance for the Wołyń massacre, we definitely had it coming from Ukrainians. There are fringe right-wing parties that want the return of “greater Poland” and even these fuckwits are not calling for the return to XVII century borders.

I'd be a whole lot more worried about Hungary doing something stupid to avenge Trianon or something. Not that Orban has done anything smart since coming to power, but there's always more room to fall.

Burns
May 10, 2008

https://youtu.be/PDRRAqKUKu4

This dude has some interesting insights on Girkin's arrest. Long and short of it Russia will just double down as always.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://twitter.com/tassagency_en/status/1682397614115880963?s=20

Oh gently caress. Ukraine better watch out! :ohdear:

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Ukrainians, occupying Ukraine. A new age!

Philonius
Jun 12, 2005


The arrival of a division of winged hussars will be widely recognized as the defining turning point of the war.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Grammarchist posted:

I'd be a whole lot more worried about Hungary doing something stupid to avenge Trianon or something. Not that Orban has done anything smart since coming to power, but there's always more room to fall.

Orban is making nationalist noises to distract the population, Hungary doesn't have substantial military to try anything.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

That sounds awesome, how do we make that happen?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Someone occupying Ukraine? No. That's just awful!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i don't think they count as an occupying force if they've been invited in by the sovereign country you've invaded to help kick your sorry rear end back out

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Who is he warning, his own troops?

RBA-Wintrow
Nov 4, 2009


Clapping Larry
They will be welcomed as liberators!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

weg posted:

Who is he warning, his own troops?

from the article he's trying to abuse some badly quoted history to say that ostensibly invited security forces have led to forcible annexations back in 1920 or so and telling like 10 lies in the process

ignore as usual.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


why not call it The Grand Duchy of Lithuania

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Toxic Mental posted:

Everyone welcome weg on board as the thread's newest IK. Please give him the same respect and accountability that you'd give to me.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Can't wait to see Russia 1 spouting "WHY DID THE UKRAINIANS GREET THE POLES AS LIBERATORS but for us they shoot at us?!?!?!!!"

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Moblised russians terrified over rumors of a phantom plumber stalking Ukrainian forests.

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer
What do you think Putin's favorite Mudvayne song is?

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

Dwesa posted:

Orban is making nationalist noises to distract the population, Hungary doesn't have substantial military to try anything.

Nobody in the EU gives a single toot about Hungary tbqh.

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

What do you think Putin's favorite Mudvayne song is?

Poop Loser

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Coolguye posted:

ostensibly invited security forces have led to forcible annexations

Can't think of any breakaway states from around 2014 that this could apply to. Nope.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Toxic Mental posted:

Everyone welcome weg on board as the thread's newest IK. Please give him the same respect and accountability that you'd give to me.

So, none at all? Got it!

Welcome aboard!

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Coolguye posted:

from the article he's trying to abuse some badly quoted history to say that ostensibly invited security forces have led to forcible annexations back in 1920 or so and telling like 10 lies in the process

ignore as usual.

I appreciate the summary but I was making a joke lol

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm glad Russia is finally taking a real stand against Ukraine getting annexed.

So few people understand this 🤣

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate

Strategic Tea posted:

So few people understand this 🤣

The Ukraine and Musk threads are merging.

BigRoman
Jun 19, 2005
Seeing the architect of the 2014 invasion of Ukraine swallowed up by the very system that enabled him to live out his imperial fantasies is hilarious and will never stop being funny.

On a more troubling note, I have it on good authority that arresting your own controlled opposition 3 weeks after an attempted coup is something that only dictators with a firm grasp on power do. Maybe Ukraine should surrender before the inevitable?

To save lives - of course.

BigRoman fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 22, 2023

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Oct 12, 2009

Miracle on the vistula 2: Putin Trouserpoo

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mdxi
Mar 13, 2006

to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

RDM posted:

The Cherokee Trail of Tearin' it UP, brought to you by Jeep

:sbahj:

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