Snowy posted:

I would watch a few episodes of the IT Clown




yes my monitor is on, I don’t have the skills to work in IT. The job or the clown.

Captain Monkey posted:

They always have downtime for sewer maintenance.

...! posted:

OK, why in the gently caress was Colorado allowed to challenge two calls simultaneously? The first call was confirmed so they should have been precluded from challenging the second call!

That's some straight up bullshit. They should have been forced to choose one of the calls to challenge and if that one was overturned, then and only then should they have been allowed to challenge the second call. They lost the first challenge so the second one shouldn't have happened.

The league needs to address poo poo like this.

Shinjobi posted:

Sounds like they cheated

Man that sucks, huh

Marcade posted:

Context: Colorado is currently playing the Astros (who had a pretty big cheating scandal a few years ago)

DontMockMySmock posted:

This context is rather incomplete. What sport are we talking about?

Also I do not understand why it would be illegal to challenge two ref calls. Why would losing one challenge make the other challenge invalid?

rodbeard posted:

Admins should give me an obnoxiously long username

CzarChasm posted:

Unfortunately ObnoxiouslyLongUsername is just over the limit. Good suggestion otherwise.

Kavros posted:

Bust Roddbeard

CzarChasm posted:

Unfortunately ObnoxiouslyLongUsername is just over the limit. Good suggestion otherwise.

Kavros posted:

Bust Roddbeard

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I can name literally every plant in my garden, and I've been involved in seasonal sales at various nurseries, and I have over 300 confirmed seedling-to-plant growths. I am trained in gorilla gardening and I'm the top plant-namer in the entire Horticultural Society. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out like kudzu creeps over open earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am harvesting patches of skunk cabbage across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stink storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can garden anywhere, anytime, and I can till dirt in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in watering and planting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Department of Agriculture and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in my premium-grade natural fertilizer. You're loving dead, kiddo.

CzarChasm posted:

Unfortunately ObnoxiouslyLongUsername is just over the limit. Good suggestion otherwise.

shyduck posted:

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

the noises these guys made in super mario 64 were needlessly sexual

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sebmojo posted:

Obnoxiouslylonguserna

Literally A Person posted:

The truncated version is superior

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Captain Invictus posted:

they've made manga of a ton of things. I remember seeing these in newbury comics next to Akira and such when I was a kid

testtubebaby posted:

I mean… do any of these really compare to the greatest story ever told?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Jesus Kawaiist

ToxicFrog posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CODEX ONTO THE LECTERN. ITS SYSTEMA NATURAE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE TAXONOMICAL CLASSIFICATION ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN AUTHOR, LINNAEUS. I NAME EVERY PLANT AND I NAME EVERY PLANT HARD. PRONOUNCIN LATIN WORDS WHEN I READ ABOUT SOME PLANTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE BINOMIAL NAME. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY NAMED MORE THAN HALF THE PLANT SPECIES IN THE WORLD. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GARDENING CLUB AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE GARDENERS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TAXA AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY BACKYARD MORE INTERESTING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I WEEed.

EorayMel posted:

Gets sexually aroused by the sounds the thowmps make in super mario 64.

Solar Tornado posted:

I now know what to write in the next "probate the user above you" thread

Splicer posted:

Manifestly untrue, thwomps are the pillow princesses of bowser's troops.

Karate Bastard posted:

90s Cringe Rock posted:

The erasure of MORNINng used to tack on an unnecessary and unfunny THEN I LIFT ending is bad imo

Elissimpark posted:

Oh my god, it's JEKRS, not JERKS.

Blackchamber posted:

Do humans eat sloths?

Bored posted:

I’d have to Google to find out if there are any people eating sloths. But even if we don’t, most animals don’t know that. (Anthony Bourdain taught me that there are still plenty of communities eating gross things nobody should eat.)

Although Zeriel is probably right and my interpretation of the sloth’s perspective is wrong. Photographer startled the sloth while it was taking its biweekly crap and it was all,”Could you not?”

Edit: Yes. There are a few South American tribes that eat sloth, though it’s not a staple food.

Kennel posted:

I guess they prefer fast food.

LifeSunDeath posted:

TremorX posted:

Evilreaver posted:

I have the pillow, and know the blanket says BLANKET.

The pillow is not super great, like softish canvas

mystes posted:

digital blankets just don't have the same warmth that you get from analog

DisgruntledPostMan posted:

Yesterday, I stumbled upon this mod for the source engine. It involves every well known good internet meme (oxymoron?) and finds a way to intertwine it with the gameplay. Custom maps, sounds, and skins make this a mod worth giving a try. Most of the time the Official Beta server is up full of the mod developers who are usually a blast to be around.


Click here to download it.
http://www.tj9991.com/filez/mudkipmod/Mudkip0.1B5.exe

Trust me, it's worth a few laughs. The file is only 27 MB. Its like a condom, once you use it the first time its great, but using it over and over is not so great.

VIDEO:
(There is a lot more to the mod than what is on the video.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E11Fg43o1GE&eurl=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=469628



MODDB:

http://www.moddb.com/mods/10189/mudkip

I DID NOT MAKE THIS!

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

The erasure of MORNINng used to tack on an unnecessary and unfunny THEN I LIFT ending is bad imo

ToxicFrog posted:

Goddratit, I thought the ending was "MORNINng" but I went to double check and all the versions I could find had the THEN I LIFT ending, so I figured I must have misremembered it.

DontMockMySmock posted:

this is the original afaik, and ends in "MORNIng." I couldn't find any other instances prior to 2006. Idk when "THEN I LIFT" got added but i agree that it sucks