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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

This team needs a clinical finisher badly

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Johnny Baby feels like (watching) a woman today

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Hell of a goal by the Phillipines, too bad it didn't stand

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



This is basically Switzerland v. Team United Nations.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How the gently caress did she miss that?

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Swiss Miss!

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Huh.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Wow that’s a soft pen

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
By the letter of the law that's a PK, but that is harsh

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
3 bites needed but it finally went in.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh hey, multiple goals

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Goal from open play!

edit; great double save though

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
0 corners for Philippines after 86'. Yikes.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Lmao adorable kid alert

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Spain looking super dangerous here

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Costa RIPa

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

stab posted:

Lfg canada do better than the men

Low bar to clear i know

lmao

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
This Spanish team is fully sick actually

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I am so hype for tonight's USWNT match.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I can't wait to see if they'll actually score more than one (1) goal in a game.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I have faith in the US attack, even without Mal Swanson. Sophia Smith is the truth.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


USA USA USA americock.gif and all that

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
nó đang về nhà!!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/USWNT/status/1682541246982803458

Horan looks super thrilled to be wearing that jersey and I don't blame her one bit.

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


I don't mind it? I almost bought one today.

\/:confused:\/

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Wearing my Lavelle kit and eating a foot long coney because that's her favorite food.
Let's loving gooooooo!

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
lets go vietnam! you've done it before, repel the foreign invaders again

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Player breaks her spine. Ref tells her to get up.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cool, starting the game off by having Rodman get broken by something that wasn't even whistled a foul. Fun fun fun.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
1 down, 20 more to go

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


Sweeping the leg isn't a foul apparently

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Vietnam just fouling and fouling

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

a real chump posted:

lets go vietnam! you've done it before, repel the foreign invaders again

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Drunk Nerds posted:

eating a foot long coney because that's her favorite food.

:staredog:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
USA! USA! USA!

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Alex Morgan :staredog:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
this time, America is gonna defeat Vietnam :smug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Aaaaaaaaaaand the articles complaining about the US over-celebrating are being published as we speak

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
What if we foul so much the refs forget what a foul is?

<20 minutes later>

It worked. We can now just push people in the box.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Everything I've read says the center ref is from Morocco but everything I'm seeing on the field says she's 100% CONCACAF.

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