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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I recall in, like, 2011 and 2015 some of the keeper play was pretty poor even on some of the better teams. That has decidedly not been the case in the matches I've seen in this WC. Theus has been very good for Haiti, and Thanh was excellent for Vietnam last night against the US.

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slorb
May 14, 2002
Haiti rules, they're playing really physical but not in a dirty way, in a I'm going to take the ball from you and you can't stop me way.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Kick save, and a beauty by Earps. Haiti deserves a goal.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Omfg that was close.

Got it with her studs

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Kinda hosed up that the only reason England are in the lead is due to an incredibly stupid play by a Haitian defender.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yeah, that was an all time boner.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Love that the crowd is fully behind Haiti.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Lmao wtf

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
That was a very good performance by Haiti that still came up short.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Lol wtf just happened

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



England have still never lost a WC game after scoring first, but some of that finishing was absolutely shocking.

Haiti are quite a decent team, they should give Denmark and China a few problems.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Average attendance through 8 games is just shy of 35000 a match. Pretty good, but I'll be curious to see if they can get close to 1999 and 2007 when the average (with only 16 teams) was over 37000.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



habeasdorkus posted:

Average attendance through 8 games is just shy of 35000 a match. Pretty good, but I'll be curious to see if they can get close to 1999 and 2007 when the average (with only 16 teams) was over 37000.

Probably should have had one of the host nations actually care about football for that to happen.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Gotta say Steel Roses is a top tier team name.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Chinese defender tried to depants Harder there.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Denmark looking a bit scuffed in the opening minutes.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Thomsen is one to watch by the way, she's scored some bangers for Vålerenga over the years and she's frankly too good for the Norwegian league.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Oof, that looks like it hurt.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Haiti were really good

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
China has looked the slightly better side in this first half, but the teams are pretty evenly matched.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Two bad teams

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
this tourney did not need to be 32 teams

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Some chances in the last 5 minutes for both sides, Denmark looking much better. Still no goals, though.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Two teams determined not to win this match

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
That was definitely a handball in the box, but apparently VAR isn't interested.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Phwoar capital b Big header

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Nice goal, keeper should have had it but it was a harder save than I thought on first glance.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



I took a shower after the half and came back to the goal and it doesn't look like I missed much.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Marking on set pieces is overrated

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
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All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Denmark goal was nice, seems like they were desperate for the final 10-15 minutes.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol, apparently that was the first game of the tournament to not feature a penalty

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wonder how long it will be until we get a game where *both* teams score.

gg Canada/Nigeria for being the only scoreless game somehow

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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I wish instead of scores/spoilers, the result was labeled good/bad, then I'd know if it's worth spending two hours streaming some of these matches

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

whypick1 posted:

Wonder how long it will be until we get a game where *both* teams score.

gg Canada/Nigeria for being the only scoreless game somehow

Yeah this has been a rough start. So far the only games I’ve seen have been either 2 bad teams or 1 bad team/attack vs defense. I missed England Haiti but it sounds like it was competitive at least.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Sleep schedule already ruined by the footy but there’s some tasty matchups today.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

skasion posted:

Yeah this has been a rough start. So far the only games I’ve seen have been either 2 bad teams or 1 bad team/attack vs defense. I missed England Haiti but it sounds like it was competitive at least.

I missed the first day, but yeah otherwise England v Haiti was probably the best quality competitive game I've seen so far I think.

Also feels like there's been a lot of teams attempting Guardiola-style cutbacks across the box, while defences are just packing that space and making it super hard to score.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Looks kinda wet.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sure seems like this is going to be another "winning team wastes a bunch of chances but eventually cruises to victory while losing team has exactly 0 scoring opportunities" game.

E: that would've been loving awesome if SA had scored from midfield

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jul 23, 2023

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Warren Barton does love to hear himself talk.

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